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The last text you sent is what you scream when you cum, what is it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Mine is, "no worries!"

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Car park

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Take it in

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By *hezuMan over a year ago

London

Am I on time for horny hours ??

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By *udistnorthantsMan over a year ago

Desborough

Mwah my pleasure

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

“Oh fuck, put it back in”

Bloody memes getting me into trouble again.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

‘Aw granny thank you! I’ll need to pop up at some point this week so [O] can see his great granny. How was your time away? xxx’

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Happy birthday

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By *ust ClareTV/TS over a year ago

Settlewick!

Can I play with my train set now ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It was a rolling my eyes emoji.....

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By *aven RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

He's so fine. I want to lick him all over x

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"Sure thing, I'll book us a table - 8pm?"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It belongs to Brenda"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

So I don't have to fly over on my broom to rescue you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You fibber you said I could have it lol xx

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By *ilth500Man over a year ago

Merseyside

hot wings please

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By *orenzoVonMatterhornMan over a year ago

Lincoln

"BOOOOOO!" Not sure how well that'd go...

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By *hromosexualsCouple over a year ago

Near Abercynon

""It belongs to Brenda""

That’s my favourite... I'm going to use that next time I cum.

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

Back up at 5.30am

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Happy birthday"

I'm using this one

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By *as_no_ideaCouple over a year ago

......

"whoo hoo"

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By *affron40Woman over a year ago

manchester

Thank you

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By *oodnitegirlWoman over a year ago

Yorkshire

Oh god. How many bin bags?

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By *manaWoman over a year ago

Basingstoke

I dont mind

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mine was this sign 3 times

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By *izzymonkeyMan over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

All jokes aside....45....what a Fucking shame, no age that!!!

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By *urplequeenWoman over a year ago

Fife

In the whole of the time we've known each other, good that eh?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If you want to you can

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By *0something1965Man over a year ago

Belfast

Fuvk me! HOW much???

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Chicken tikka masala

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"Chicken tikka masala "

Did you mop things up with a naan bread afterwards?!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bloody Penguins !

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

Haha

Next time though !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dinner in 18 minutes!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ok xx

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By *urreyguy34Man over a year ago

Weybridge

Sandwich

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Chicken tikka masala

Did you mop things up with a naan bread afterwards?!"

Yep!

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By *xperimentalistMan over a year ago

East Yorkshire

Woohoo!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’ve just sent it !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yup yup

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

We are so fucked lol.

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By *ylvie 888Woman over a year ago

Cleethorpes

We are on our way!

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By *esireXposedMan over a year ago

East sussex

No, I'm not in today.

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By *lex46TV/TS over a year ago

Near Wells

Better check with the customer though.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m addicted to “Sons of Anarchy”

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By *moothman2000Man over a year ago

Leicestershire

I need a ladder...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is it possible to have my windows cleaned every other time from now on please?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The bodies in the usual place and I've transferred the funds.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Okie dokie!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can’t believe you did this

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By *heatcroft4Man over a year ago

Sheffield

Slag

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By *uxom redCouple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

What you want for tea?!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Thank ypu

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mum

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By *nigmaDreamWoman over a year ago

West Midlands

‘He looks so startled’

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By *andKBCouple over a year ago

Plymouth

Yeah I'm free

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

True

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By *an_LexaCouple over a year ago

Sunderland

Wow! That’s the way to go.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm going to bed with my wand

*V*

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

Ok love

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By *uzukiNo1Woman over a year ago

Rhyl

It looks really effective xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pirelli Corsa Rosso Diablo

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

'id eat that off you'

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fucking half wit

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

LOL!!

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By *arlo82Couple over a year ago

the gym and random places

You need to push push push to get folk in. It's not like a pub. Ppl don't just go cos it's there

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Gwan ya good thing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’ve done it all before haha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You just quoted "Money doesn't grow on trees" didn't you? Well if thats true then why do banks have branches??? Answer me that mother fucker

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By *aeganaWoman over a year ago

birmingham

Ouch my poor ass .... Dont think that would go down too well haha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm good

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Good night mum.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You should of sent for help

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By *an_LexaCouple over a year ago

Sunderland

Aw shit, sorry

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By *manaWoman over a year ago

Basingstoke

"Aw shit, sorry"

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By *partharmonyCouple over a year ago

Ruislip

Why would I shout out that I need to postpone a piano lesson while I orgasm?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'll ring the doctors in the morning.

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By *uHorny1Man over a year ago

Cannock

Hi mate.

Can you ask your mate Joe if he fancies a 4pm game today at home with me?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wasn’t as long as I’d hoped. Hoping to get a longer one tonight

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Still waiting for the bus to turn up"

I over slept and it was to my hr manager lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That's fine.

Thrilling.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hey bud, how was your day?"

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By *ooking4othersMan over a year ago

Here ...

Ok, she can stay xxx

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By *ackenzie-LeighWoman over a year ago

Shropshire

"Yeah sure, backgate is unlocked for her. Tell her to help herself...!"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Greta thunberg gives me the chills

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Just out - will be home in 10-15

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By *LARENCE77Man over a year ago

Skellefteå, Sweden

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By *SAchickWoman over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Wine and biscuits

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By *ungStud4U83Man over a year ago

n/a

"The bastard bit me"

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By *ungStud4U83Man over a year ago

n/a

"Wine and biscuits

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a good combo lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

any

Work

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mmmm caught you at the right time then

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The dog shat in the front garden. Sorry, I've cleaned it up though x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yet still only heard what you wanted to hear and not what I told you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yeah best to avoid that kinda thing!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm on my way

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"She has the shits!"

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

...

"Chairing the WI"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's not happening

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yes will do xx

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

‘ coffee with DC’

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By *orraine999Woman over a year ago

Somewhere

I'll keep my fingers crossed for you..

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By *ookie46Woman over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

Great

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By *hloevtTV/TS over a year ago

norwich

Remember the chilli sauce x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m outside a donut shop

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Night sweetheart

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By *azielMan over a year ago

Midlands

I'll get some Sambuca

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Aye I got that

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By *ed-monkeyCouple over a year ago

Hailsham

Happy birthday mother!!

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By *Sparkie.Man over a year ago

Ratoath

Sound, I'll be at 9.15am, see you then

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By *ork fellaMan over a year ago

Macroom

Thanks Sinead

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By *akes handymanMan over a year ago

In the Lakes

Dont forget to fuel up !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I hope not. I was rather lengthy....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Thanks babe but no KFC for me, my belly is off!

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By *oll2786Woman over a year ago

Near Chester

"King Pleb of Plebville".

I wish I was making this up, but I'm not

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By *an_LexaCouple over a year ago

Sunderland

Yay thanks

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By *anni and RicCouple over a year ago

York

What's a posh bird say when she's cumming?

.......I'm arriving, I'm arriving

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