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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A) She is happy with the delivery
B) I have been on fab too long when I think anyone who says Fab might mean something else... I need a wank and a week off the site |
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Actually, I think I’d say “ooooh! Are you on Fab as well?” And if she said ‘yeah’ I’d say ‘fancy a shag?’ And she’d say “yeah but my bi girlfriend is here and we’ve just been talking about using this double ended you’ve just delivered” or if she looked confused and said ‘excuse me?’ I’d say ‘you know, that famous swingers site for ladies that do delivery men”. After I’d gotten up and recovered if hobble away and think ‘next time, stevie delivery, keep ya trap shut’. |
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"Actually, I think I’d say “ooooh! Are you on Fab as well?” And if she said ‘yeah’ I’d say ‘fancy a shag?’ And she’d say “yeah but my bi girlfriend is here and we’ve just been talking about using this double ended you’ve just delivered” or if she looked confused and said ‘excuse me?’ I’d say ‘you know, that famous swingers site for ladies that do delivery men”. After I’d gotten up and recovered if hobble away and think ‘next time, stevie delivery, keep ya trap shut’. "
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By *manaWoman
over a year ago
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"Actually, I think I’d say “ooooh! Are you on Fab as well?” And if she said ‘yeah’ I’d say ‘fancy a shag?’ And she’d say “yeah but my bi girlfriend is here and we’ve just been talking about using this double ended you’ve just delivered” or if she looked confused and said ‘excuse me?’ I’d say ‘you know, that famous swingers site for ladies that do delivery men”. After I’d gotten up and recovered if hobble away and think ‘next time, stevie delivery, keep ya trap shut’. "
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