I like to think my pubes go down the drain to a party 
I've got a feeling there are drain spiders that use are pubes as fashion accessories
Got a conspiracy theory of big spiders using my pubes for wigs and eye lash extensions
Anyone else had this thought xx |
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"Are you asking if anybody has thought about public spiders? No. I have never thought of that. "
No I've had a few beers and I quite like the fact in my little head that insects and spiders are using all are pubes for hair accessories |
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"Surely they just block the plughole?
Except mine. They get ripped out of me.  "
Yes but your ripped out ones could now be beautiful wigs for tvts spiders who are rocking it in spider fab swinging party's |
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