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Sunday Confession and punishment.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Simply confess youre sins this last week no matter how naughty you have been..
either post youre sin or reply with a suitable punishment.
My confession of the week Paying my customer back a small overpayment and attaching " refund for Anal puncher" in the description for internet banking.. still no reply! |
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I ordered a book from Amazon. It arrived damaged so I requested a partial refund via live chat. The live chat person had to type the name of the book out several times, it's called The Vagina Bible. The vulva and the vagina - separating the myth from the medicine.
I don't think it's a sin but I did feel a bit sorry for the person |
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"I ordered a book from Amazon. It arrived damaged so I requested a partial refund via live chat. The live chat person had to type the name of the book out several times, it's called The Vagina Bible. The vulva and the vagina - separating the myth from the medicine.
I don't think it's a sin but I did feel a bit sorry for the person "
That is hilarious |
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I almost set fire to my air bnb I had on Wednesday night. Accidentally put a tea towel on top of a hob that had been on and burnt a huge hole in it! Snuck it out of the flat and binned it with help of friends and a plastic bag! I feel very guilty! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I had family staying and lied and said I had to help a friend move house when I was actually with a fab friend. Then my hopeless pal forgot she was my alibi and posted Facebook pics of her on a night out without me! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Forgive me father for i have sinned...I had DVP... then did DP!
Bless you my child for you have sinned.. May dicks be upon you! "
The best punishment yet father...
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"sold my arse at 50p a go to benefit orphaned kittens. That's 50,000 butt fucks. I'm a tad sore, but I love kittens"
This isn't a sin, You gave charitably and now must go seek other sinners to take you're burden of But hurting kitten orphans.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Stole £25k from a home for orphaned kittens and managed to lose it..." your forgiven I hate cats but if it was a dogs home get ready for a can of whoop ass |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Stole £25k from a home for orphaned kittens and managed to lose it... your forgiven I hate cats but if it was a dogs home get ready for a can of whoop ass "
you don't have the power to absolve sins here my child.. May you burn in eternal fuckery |
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"I had family staying and lied and said I had to help a friend move house when I was actually with a fab friend. Then my hopeless pal forgot she was my alibi and posted Facebook pics of her on a night out without me! "
woops busted |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"We had two separate mfm plays on Friday night somehow my neck still hurts Mrs "
You have commit the sin of Greed.
There should be a special.place for sinful people like yourselves. .
one where you are both tied up and taught a lesson by starving you of you're orgasms while others take pleasure in teasing you. .
let this be a warning to you and you're sinful ways!
You are absolved! |
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