"Is it wrong to cum on my sleeping wifes face?"
That would depend on your wife’s reaction!!
An ex of mine loved being woken up in ways like that.
But other ladies would be horrified. I’d suggest asking her before you just do it |
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"Is it wrong to cum on my sleeping wifes face?"
If she did not consent to this then, if she reported it to the police, you could be charged under the Sexual Offences Act 2003; Part 1,3 Sexual Assault.
It's always a good idea to discuss your sexual peccadilloes even if you are married. |
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"Is it wrong to cum on my sleeping wifes face?"
Use the opportunity to tick "ken dodding" off your sex bucket list.
Cum in her hair and when she wakes and runs her hands through it she'll look like ken dodd
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is it wrong to cum on my sleeping wifes face?
If she did not consent to this then, if she reported it to the police, you could be charged under the Sexual Offences Act 2003; Part 1,3 Sexual Assault.
It's always a good idea to discuss your sexual peccadilloes even if you are married."
As I mentioned above, I'm joking!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Is it wrong to cum on my sleeping wifes face?
Use the opportunity to tick "ken dodding" off your sex bucket list.
Cum in her hair and when she wakes and runs her hands through it she'll look like ken dodd
Ken dodding.... That's funnyx
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By *andDeeCouple
over a year ago
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"Is it wrong to cum on my sleeping wifes face?
If she did not consent to this then, if she reported it to the police, you could be charged under the Sexual Offences Act 2003; Part 1,3 Sexual Assault.
It's always a good idea to discuss your sexual peccadilloes even if you are married."
That would be a first for the desk sergeant. ‘Look at my face covered in spunk. My hubby just jizzed over me whilst I was asleep!’ |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Is it wrong to cum on my sleeping wifes face?
The old "Mexican pancake" fetish, Cum on her face and when it drys you can peel it off and feed it to her  "
And women pay good money for facials normally  |
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Haha if you're wife was to inform the police of this act then my husband would have been in alot of trouble many times over for his night time antics while I sleep (sexsomnia), it is all fun and games. crack on a crack one out on her I am sure she will appreciate the protein shot.  |
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"Is it wrong to cum on my sleeping wifes face?"
Use the opportunity to tick "Spider-Manning" off your sex bucket list.
Cum on her hands and when she wakes up half asleep and rubs them together to remove the sticky mess she'll look like Spider-Man firing his spider web . |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Is it wrong to cum on my sleeping wifes face?
If she did not consent to this then, if she reported it to the police, you could be charged under the Sexual Offences Act 2003; Part 1,3 Sexual Assault.
It's always a good idea to discuss your sexual peccadilloes even if you are married."
Bla bla legal bollox do it op dont listen  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It appears that some people don't have a sense of humour, and obviously take things too seriously!!!!
Wish I hadn't posted it now!"
I bet you'd be wanking like a trooper if you got more support for the idea |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Waking up to a cock in them is every womans dream ignore the made up legal stuff trust me 
Its all bollox dont just jizz on her its like if you had a wet dream and shes sleeping on ya crusty jizz same difference |
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Ah yeah I have no sense of humour thats it.
Things I should find funny according to people on here.
1) Black facing.
2) Sex with minors.
3) Sexual assault.
Otherwise I am just pc gone mad, a snowflake. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Ah yeah I have no sense of humour thats it.
Things I should find funny according to people on here.
1) Black facing.
2) Sex with minors.
3) Sexual assault.
Should someone as precious as you even be using a site like this?
Otherwise I am just pc gone mad, a snowflake."
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"Ah yeah I have no sense of humour thats it.
Things I should find funny according to people on here.
1) Black facing.
2) Sex with minors.
3) Sexual assault.
Should someone as precious as you even be using a site like this?
Otherwise I am just pc gone mad, a snowflake."
I thought all miners had black faces? |
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"Ah yeah I have no sense of humour thats it.
Things I should find funny according to people on here.
1) Black facing.
2) Sex with minors.
3) Sexual assault.
Should someone as precious as you even be using a site like this?
Otherwise I am just pc gone mad, a snowflake.
I thought all miners had black faces?"
Brilliant |
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"Ah yeah I have no sense of humour thats it.
Things I should find funny according to people on here.
1) Black facing.
2) Sex with minors.
3) Sexual assault.
Should someone as precious as you even be using a site like this?
Otherwise I am just pc gone mad, a snowflake.
I thought all miners had black faces?"
My grandad always did
*off to Google the definition of black facing |
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"Ah yeah I have no sense of humour thats it.
Things I should find funny according to people on here.
1) Black facing.
2) Sex with minors.
3) Sexual assault.
Should someone as precious as you even be using a site like this?
Otherwise I am just pc gone mad, a snowflake.
I thought all miners had black faces?
My grandad always did
*off to Google the definition of black facing "
Let me know what it is when you find out!! |
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"Ah yeah I have no sense of humour thats it.
Things I should find funny according to people on here.
1) Black facing.
2) Sex with minors.
3) Sexual assault.
Should someone as precious as you even be using a site like this?
Otherwise I am just pc gone mad, a snowflake.
I thought all miners had black faces?
My grandad always did
*off to Google the definition of black facing
Let me know what it is when you find out!!"
Seems to refer back to the old shows, black & white minstrels
Didn't find anything else I could relate to Fab like comments |
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By *ilth500Man
over a year ago
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"Is it wrong to cum on my sleeping wifes face?
If she did not consent to this then, if she reported it to the police, you could be charged under the Sexual Offences Act 2003; Part 1,3 Sexual Assault.
It's always a good idea to discuss your sexual peccadilloes even if you are married."
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