he has a cruel streak - a few weeks ago on a Sunday afternoon, I nodded off on the sofa. My beloved was on his lappie next to me in a chat room on another site. When I woke up he admitted that he had turned the web cam on me and everyone wants to see the 'Cod Cam' now every Sunday! (as in Cod Gob - that slack look you get when fast asleep!) Any one elses other half done anything like that? |
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"he has a cruel streak - a few weeks ago on a Sunday afternoon, I nodded off on the sofa. My beloved was on his lappie next to me in a chat room on another site. When I woke up he admitted that he had turned the web cam on me and everyone wants to see the 'Cod Cam' now every Sunday! (as in Cod Gob - that slack look you get when fast asleep!) Any one elses other half done anything like that?"
If someone ever did anything like that to me, they would still be holding a bag of frozen peas on their nuts waiting for the swelling to go down! |
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"he has a cruel streak - a few weeks ago on a Sunday afternoon, I nodded off on the sofa. My beloved was on his lappie next to me in a chat room on another site. When I woke up he admitted that he had turned the web cam on me and everyone wants to see the 'Cod Cam' now every Sunday! (as in Cod Gob - that slack look you get when fast asleep!) Any one elses other half done anything like that?
If someone ever did anything like that to me, they would still be holding a bag of frozen peas on their nuts waiting for the swelling to go down!"
LOL - it's a good job I'm not violent cos I think I was probably dribbling (corner of mouth) too!!! |
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And Women are the weaker sex !  I thought it was a Woman scorned that retalliated lol to be fair that was an under handed thing to do and he deserves some comeback like when he's a sleep snoring and dribbling cam him back lol I'm off you lot are scarey |
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"he has a cruel streak - a few weeks ago on a Sunday afternoon, I nodded off on the sofa. My beloved was on his lappie next to me in a chat room on another site. When I woke up he admitted that he had turned the web cam on me and everyone wants to see the 'Cod Cam' now every Sunday! (as in Cod Gob - that slack look you get when fast asleep!) Any one elses other half done anything like that?
If someone ever did anything like that to me, they would still be holding a bag of frozen peas on their nuts waiting for the swelling to go down!
LOL - it's a good job I'm not violent cos I think I was probably dribbling (corner of mouth) too!!!"
The classic "Look I'm having a Stroke" look |
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"optrex 2 drops in any drink the watch the world drop out of his bottom 
its a old air stewardess trick lol"
Optrex... 2 drops in each eye and whilst he's looking up to put the drops in, kick him in the nuts.... HARD! It's an old Leicester trick  |
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Ashamed To Say it but i sometimes am a little cruel lol
The worst thing was coming back fromchams one night and Les fell asleep
So thinking it would wake her up i braked hard at 70 miles an hour
Oh she woke up alright but she suffered whiplash for three weeks after and i had to look after her so i got my comeuppance xx  |
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"Don't piss on it, just wait till the next time your hoop is itching
lol - my loop never itches!
Everyones hoop itches at some stage "
Lol you guys make me chuckle.
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"Ashamed To Say it but i sometimes am a little cruel lol
The worst thing was coming back fromchams one night and Les fell asleep
So thinking it would wake her up i braked hard at 70 miles an hour
Oh she woke up alright but she suffered whiplash for three weeks after and i had to look after her so i got my comeuppance xx "
That is soooo naughty!! and what about the less than flattering pic of Les that you put on the forums???
Its time for her to plot some revenge I think  |
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"Ashamed To Say it but i sometimes am a little cruel lol
The worst thing was coming back fromchams one night and Les fell asleep
So thinking it would wake her up i braked hard at 70 miles an hour
Oh she woke up alright but she suffered whiplash for three weeks after and i had to look after her so i got my comeuppance xx
That is soooo naughty!! and what about the less than flattering pic of Les that you put on the forums???
Its time for her to plot some revenge I think "
Oh dont worry i do suffer everyday lol xx |
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"Who EVER did that with me would be sooooooooooo wishing they hadnt
Like from 6ft under 
and i mean that most sincerly folks "
Im not that taal to start with lol xx |
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