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Sentences/words and what they really mean ! !

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"It's not you it's me"

(it's you)..

"We are opening up aisle five".

(in 20 minutes)

"Thank god for V.E.R"

( we won)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'll call you (I won't)

Of course I'm single (I'm not)

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"We take "*****" very seriously"

(We might have to for a week till it dies down.)

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Whatever the referendum result we will honour it"

(unless it's to leave)

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By *illyjohnyCouple over a year ago

brighton

straight ( fab Straight)

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Traditionally made..

( Mass produced crap)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sold as seen(if it breaks it's your problem)

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Your call is very important to us".

(yet we only use an answer machine)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Love me but don’t be in love with me! ( what a load of bollocks. Please tango slap anyone who says that because they deserve it!)

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By *anda and CatCouple over a year ago

it's fine, it doesn't matter....

(Husband is in deep shit)

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"If you buy me that puppy I'll look after it and take it for walks every day forever".

(For one week)

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

We'll have your car fixed for the day after..

(Will actually only take one hour but we want to go and watch the match)

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Excuse me do yo have a minute for survey?

(I want money from you even if it takes an hour)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

netflix n chill = shit film and sleep... not Ghostbusters and a bj

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

This is a military installation off limits to the public..

(We've had Alien bodies here for 60 years)

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"We need to talk".

(I need to talk)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

im on my way (im not and never will be)

im here (im not and never will be)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I promise I won't come in your mouth.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'll be home soon darling (i won't im at pub with mates)

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By *eachladyWoman over a year ago

swansea

Single ( they never are )

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Does my bum look big in this?

(This could be the end of the relationship)

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By *hrista BellendWoman over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Darling fabulous was not the word...

It was (shite)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yeah boss, I'll be happy to work overtime this weekend

I dont even want to work regular time

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