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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

With four words. It’s been a while since we played this game, time for a chuckle

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By *irthandgirthMan over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

It's not contagious now

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I shagged your mom

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By *irthandgirthMan over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

Dont mind the scabs

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By *irthandgirthMan over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

Your dad sucks better

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By *irthandgirthMan over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

Dont mind the kids

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Mirth, you sound a bit practised at this

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By *irthandgirthMan over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

Dont worry, gran's blind

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By *irthandgirthMan over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

"Mirth, you sound a bit practised at this

It's just whatever shit rolls out of my brain x

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By *llaboutthewifeCouple over a year ago

Cardiff

Is it in yet?

Jo x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your sister fucks better

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By *irky_coupleCouple over a year ago

kirky

Hide, there's my wife

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By *irthandgirthMan over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

What wedding band line?

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By *irthandgirthMan over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

Looks bigger on fab.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cup of diarreha anyone

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By *irthandgirthMan over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

It happens to everyone

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By *hostwolfMan over a year ago

Scarborough

It will work soon

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Dont worry, gran's blind"

my favourite so far

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I didn’t bring knives

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Did you just fart?

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By *irthandgirthMan over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

Obey my mighty penis!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Please ignore the crabs

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By *irthandgirthMan over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

Wheres the fucking doorhandles?

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By *ilth500Man over a year ago

Merseyside

is my dog welcome?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What’s your favourite snack

( if you know you know )

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By *irthandgirthMan over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

Let's watch strictly first

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By *lenderfoxMan over a year ago

Leeds

Please eat my poo

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By *irthandgirthMan over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

That's a fucking gerbil!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Doctor said it's normal

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By *irthandgirthMan over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

Cum in my eye

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By *ave-and-LouiseCouple over a year ago

Torquay

It smells better upstairs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How did you vote?

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By *irthandgirthMan over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

Cable ties? Bit extreme.

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By *irthandgirthMan over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

I'm Jacob Rees Mogg

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By *irthandgirthMan over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

We must pray first

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By *ikerswingCouple over a year ago

mcr

its never happened before

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

Ding dong I'm sam

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've got three testicles

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By *ficouldMan over a year ago

a quandary, could you change my mind?

[Removed by poster at 19/09/19 22:41:28]

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By *tudiousPipWoman over a year ago

W Yorks

The dog likes watching.

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By *appytochatMan over a year ago

Deep in the New Forest

Quick the wife's home

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By *tudiousPipWoman over a year ago

W Yorks

Pass.... Me..... My..... Inhaler....

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By *irkydirkyMan over a year ago

Cardiff

But it’s my chicken...

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By *manaWoman over a year ago

Basingstoke

"We must pray first"

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By *andyladMan over a year ago

Hereorthere

Two girls one cup???

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've followed through again

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By *appytochatMan over a year ago

Deep in the New Forest

Are you done yet?

Thanks now fuck off

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By *illiamMeetsMan over a year ago

sunnyside

Police! Nobody f***ing move

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By *illiamMeetsMan over a year ago

sunnyside

Who's calling me now?

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By *tudiousPipWoman over a year ago

W Yorks

Your safe word's "pnemonoultramicrosopicsilicovolcanoconiosis"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

where is the condom

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By *ilth500Man over a year ago

Merseyside

is the match on?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Let's get married tomorrow

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By *andonmessMan over a year ago

A world all of his own

Get in the van

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By *ycallMan over a year ago

Dorking

Excuse the skid marks

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pussydestroyer, meet my dad

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Pussydestroyer, meet my dad

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By *ave-and-LouiseCouple over a year ago

Torquay

You could have washed?!

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By *apiomanMan over a year ago

Shipley

Flat earthers are right

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By *appytochatMan over a year ago

Deep in the New Forest

Mummy's collecting me soon

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By *illiamMeetsMan over a year ago

sunnyside

Squeal ike a piggy

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By *ycallMan over a year ago

Dorking

My nappy needs changing

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By *apiomanMan over a year ago

Shipley

I’m live streaming this

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By *picknspanMan over a year ago

North West Leeds

Your dead mum smells

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By *ycallMan over a year ago

Dorking

Let’s talk about brexit

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I does get bigger...honest!

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By *irthandgirthMan over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

For my next trick

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By *irthandgirthMan over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

Donald Trump's my hero

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By *irthandgirthMan over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

Just finishing this level

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By *appytochatMan over a year ago

Deep in the New Forest

Are you awake still?

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By *irthandgirthMan over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

Mind my taxidermy solutions..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What...dont you like my white socks?

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By *ycallMan over a year ago

Dorking

It’s only mild syphilis

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By *leasure82Man over a year ago

portsmouth

it does get bigger

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh those...just a little case of warts

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By *irthandgirthMan over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

Hurry, getting married soon

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By *irthandgirthMan over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

Fondle my back boobs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You noticed the chloroform?

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By *illiamMeetsMan over a year ago

sunnyside

Hmm....you've stopped breathing?

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By *irthandgirthMan over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

Suck my toe jam

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By *ycallMan over a year ago

Dorking

Wanna eat my bogies?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do you have lube

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do you believe in love at first sight????

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By *irthandgirthMan over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

Watch the pigeon shit

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By *irthandgirthMan over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

Pull my finger.... ooops

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By *irthandgirthMan over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

Snapped my banjo string

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By *irthandgirthMan over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

Lost my false eye!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is it in yet

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By *ycallMan over a year ago

Dorking

Your dad loves fisting

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By *irthandgirthMan over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

Scrape the cheese off

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I swear that hardly ever happens

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By *irthandgirthMan over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

He's never bit before

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hi! I'm Barry Scott...

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By *irthandgirthMan over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

Licked you, your mine

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By *irthandgirthMan over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

I'm supreme dom master!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Does that smell ok to you

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By *irthandgirthMan over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

Can I go poopy?

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By *irthandgirthMan over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

I ordered twin beds

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By *irthandgirthMan over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

O Lord, forgive me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'll take the top bunk

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By *irthandgirthMan over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

Oh please marry me

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By *ycallMan over a year ago

Dorking

Are you my sister?

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple over a year ago

Cumbria

I love you honey..

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By *irthandgirthMan over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

This? It's my iguana

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By *irthandgirthMan over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

Dont laugh, I'm bleeding

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple over a year ago

Cumbria

"Are you my sister?"

Would you not know..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've fallen for you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is this glass for my dentures

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By *irthandgirthMan over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

Google "anal prolapse help"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *illiamMeetsMan over a year ago

sunnyside

Ooops. It's come off

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Shit your gareth thomas

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By *irthandgirthMan over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

So, lockjaw's a thing

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Can I motorboat you?

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple over a year ago

Cumbria

"I've fallen for you"

Why thank you but I am already married..

Sorry

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Call me daddy

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By *irthandgirthMan over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

"Shit your gareth thomas

Better than Gareth gates

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By *irthandgirthMan over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

Quick, hes coming round!

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By *irthandgirthMan over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

I am Inigo Montoya!

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple over a year ago

Cumbria

Do you like heroin

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By *irthandgirthMan over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

What shovel? That shovel?

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple over a year ago

Cumbria

"Call me daddy"

No i am good with that Daddy..

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By *ave-and-LouiseCouple over a year ago

Torquay

I ALWAYS cry afterwards

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple over a year ago

Cumbria

Just going to tie you to this tree..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Necrophilia is my favourite

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By *irthandgirthMan over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

The dog doesn't mind

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hopefully my Nan's asleep

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By *irthandgirthMan over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

Balls feel like lychees

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By *irthandgirthMan over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

Vagina dry as gobi

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By *arl17Man over a year ago

Central Portugal

"I've fallen for you"

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By *irthandgirthMan over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

Like a miniature dick

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By *irthandgirthMan over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

Need my magnifying glass

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By *irthandgirthMan over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

G spot? Urban myth

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Suck my third nipple

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By *irthandgirthMan over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

I'll make you gush

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By *irthandgirthMan over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

Dont look at me

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I'll make you itch

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By *entleman55Man over a year ago

S’th West Mc/r

Was that the door

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By *irthandgirthMan over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

Wheres my falsies gone?

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Wheres my falsies gone?"

To be fair - that may turn a few on. Lol

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple over a year ago

Cumbria

"I've fallen for you

Only funny the first time pal..

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By *unfirst1000Man over a year ago

Leeds

The spots have gone

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By *ipvanwinkieMan over a year ago

out of town!

Can’t catch AIDS twice...

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By *irthandgirthMan over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

Put. The. Knife. Down

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By *irthandgirthMan over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

"Can’t catch AIDS twice..."

Cant catch herpes twice

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By *irthandgirthMan over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

My dad's Piers Morgan

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By *irthandgirthMan over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

Bring in Jeremy Corbyn

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By *irthandgirthMan over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

'Ot 'y 'Unge 'thuck

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By *irthandgirthMan over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

You're not that pretty

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By *irthandgirthMan over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

My dick hates you

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By *irthandgirthMan over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

Wheres the puppy ears?

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By *ease_EMan over a year ago

DDD12

Take your teeth out

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By *appytochatMan over a year ago

Deep in the New Forest

Alexa....wheres the G-Spot?

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By *ady LickWoman over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Your cock looks sore

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By *illiamMeetsMan over a year ago

sunnyside

"Your cock looks sore"

It's a real saw?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Please, only amateurs need to speak to ruin a meet

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Your cock looks sore"

Stop biting it then.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Your cock looks sore"

Actually it's a screwdriver

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By *aturewomanloverMan over a year ago

staffs/cheshire

My dad's ted bundy

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By *partharmonyCouple over a year ago

Ruislip

The donkey's for me.

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Your cameltoe is amazing

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Sorry about the whiff

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

G_? O_? M? F_-? (get off my face)

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By *apiomanMan over a year ago

Shipley

False positives, very common

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m starting to itch

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By *aeganaWoman over a year ago

birmingham

Oh shit wrong hole!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is it in yet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You should of said your grandma was sleeping in your room tonight

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You have Aids now

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By *izzymonkeyMan over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

"You have Aids now"

can't catch it twice....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your brother was better

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's just too real."

This...this was an actual one...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Awwwww he's so cute!

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By *aughtyforcouplesMan over a year ago

exeter

you should move in!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Does it always jiggle?

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By *wingfellowMan over a year ago

my own little sanctuary

Can I ch*ke you

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