Last night I shouted "Stephen Kinnock!" during sex because I had heard him on the radio, remembered his surname and couldn't think what his first name was. Then it came to me.

Luke

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

My jaw is starting to ache.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Reminds me of the Only Fools and Horses scene......."what do you want for dinner tomorrow?"

Hahaha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Him: ' I know your tired and you've got an early start and you only want to cuddle, but would you mind if I put my finger between your knees

Her: ' What ? Whatever, ok, but no funny busi....wait, that's not between my knees !'

Him: ' It's ok, don't worry, that's not my finger'.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Had some make some strain ge noises that sounded like they could have been possessed

but not actually say anything bizzar

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bogies BOGIES

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I fancies a kebab

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Altho i just shouted im king of the outback mid blow job as we were in a beautiful spot

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

God you are wet

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By *ribsaMan over a year ago

A box at end of your bed

Have you got one in a smaller size.

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