I’m sooooo ill, can’t be doing with manflu when I’ve got a club visit tomorrow and Friday as well as a tinder date wedged inbetween!!!
Oh and got my kids tonight so no doubt they’ll bring some sort of scurvy to the air I’m breathing as well!
Need lemsip and lots of cuddles......suppose I’ll have to make do with just lemsip then  |
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"I’m sooooo ill, can’t be doing with manflu when I’ve got a club visit tomorrow and Friday as well as a tinder date wedged inbetween!!!
Oh and got my kids tonight so no doubt they’ll bring some sort of scurvy to the air I’m breathing as well!
Need lemsip and lots of cuddles......suppose I’ll have to make do with just lemsip then "
A large single malt! or 3 |
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"I’m sooooo ill, can’t be doing with manflu when I’ve got a club visit tomorrow and Friday as well as a tinder date wedged inbetween!!!
Oh and got my kids tonight so no doubt they’ll bring some sort of scurvy to the air I’m breathing as well!
Need lemsip and lots of cuddles......suppose I’ll have to make do with just lemsip then "
urgh no 3 min bj for you then I don't want your lurgy!! 
seriously tho hope you feel better soon sausage x |
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This doctor prescribes....
Take 1 cup of tepid water
Take 1 spoon of miracle grow
Mix both together in a small shallow bowl...
Now dangle that flappy piece of skin, where your testicles should be, into the bowl and leave for an hour or so until you grow a new set of man nuts....
Now suck it up Sugar Tits and accept your fatherly responsibilities....don't make us loom weak in front of these ravenous women.....    |
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A large single malt! or 3"
I wish! But I’ve got my kids
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urgh no 3 min bj for you then I don't want your lurgy!!
seriously tho hope you feel better soon sausage x"
Thank you, but it’s a 6 min bj you owe me
"Suck it up buttercup
Put your big boy pants on. 1 sneeze does not mean man flue x "
Lol it’s more than just a little sniffle sweetcheeks, it’s life threatening!!
"This doctor prescribes....
Take 1 cup of tepid water
Take 1 spoon of miracle grow
Mix both together in a small shallow bowl...
Now dangle that flappy piece of skin, where your testicles should be, into the bowl and leave for an hour or so until you grow a new set of man nuts....
Now suck it up Sugar Tits and accept your fatherly responsibilities....don't make us loom weak in front of these ravenous women..... "
Best advice so far! I do need bigger balls! They look tiny hidden behind my penis  haha |
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