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Why would you even do that to yourself?? I'm hoping to be fucking the man throughout November if it carries on as well as it is going and it would be impossible to not cum with him |
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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago
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Does it mean not cumming or no masturbation?
There needs to be exceptions, so it doesn't count if:
A lady manages to make me climax with her mouth, pussy or arse.. and maybe her hand.
If i dont touch it directly, so using an exfoliating glove, a silk stocking or at a push maybe a Guinea pig as an intermediate barrier.. |
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"Does it mean not cumming or no masturbation?
There needs to be exceptions, so it doesn't count if:
A lady manages to make me climax with her mouth, pussy or arse.. and maybe her hand.
If i dont touch it directly, so using an exfoliating glove, a silk stocking or at a push maybe a Guinea pig as an intermediate barrier.."
FGS Mirth! How many times have I told you to stay away from small fury animals
Thought you'd learnt your lesson after the incident with the gopher hole  |
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"Does it mean not cumming or no masturbation?
There needs to be exceptions, so it doesn't count if:
A lady manages to make me climax with her mouth, pussy or arse.. and maybe her hand.
If i dont touch it directly, so using an exfoliating glove, a silk stocking or at a push maybe a Guinea pig as an intermediate barrier.."
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Does it mean not cumming or no masturbation?
There needs to be exceptions, so it doesn't count if:
A lady manages to make me climax with her mouth, pussy or arse.. and maybe her hand.
If i dont touch it directly, so using an exfoliating glove, a silk stocking or at a push maybe a Guinea pig as an intermediate barrier..
FGS Mirth! How many times have I told you to stay away from small fury animals
Thought you'd learnt your lesson after the incident with the gopher hole "
https://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=D1QyO4TkWts
Something 4 the weekend? |
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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago
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"Does it mean not cumming or no masturbation?
There needs to be exceptions, so it doesn't count if:
A lady manages to make me climax with her mouth, pussy or arse.. and maybe her hand.
If i dont touch it directly, so using an exfoliating glove, a silk stocking or at a push maybe a Guinea pig as an intermediate barrier..
FGS Mirth! How many times have I told you to stay away from small fury animals
Thought you'd learnt your lesson after the incident with the gopher hole "
Ssshhh. You signed the bloody NDA for that.. nobody was supposed to know. It got rehomed, had therapy. No lasting damage..
Oooh, that is one saucy looking raccoon over there.. they are very dexterous ..  |
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"Does it mean not cumming or no masturbation?
There needs to be exceptions, so it doesn't count if:
A lady manages to make me climax with her mouth, pussy or arse.. and maybe her hand.
If i dont touch it directly, so using an exfoliating glove, a silk stocking or at a push maybe a Guinea pig as an intermediate barrier..
FGS Mirth! How many times have I told you to stay away from small fury animals
Thought you'd learnt your lesson after the incident with the gopher hole
Ssshhh. You signed the bloody NDA for that.. nobody was supposed to know. It got rehomed, had therapy. No lasting damage..
Oooh, that is one saucy looking raccoon over there.. they are very dexterous .. "
Oooops!
You're going to have to shoot me now, aren't you?  |
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Has anybody actually presented a reason for doing this? Stoptober (quitting smoking) is for health reasons; Movember (growing a moustache) is for charity; Why this?
It can't be for charity, surely? Am I supposed to go to my colleagues and ask for money if I don't have sex for a month? Am I supposed to say "I made it to the 26th and I had to have a jizz in the sink, so you only owe me..." So what is it about? |
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"Has anybody actually presented a reason for doing this? Stoptober (quitting smoking) is for health reasons; Movember (growing a moustache) is for charity; Why this?
It can't be for charity, surely? Am I supposed to go to my colleagues and ask for money if I don't have sex for a month? Am I supposed to say "I made it to the 26th and I had to have a jizz in the sink, so you only owe me..." So what is it about? "
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Why November? Right on the back of Stoptober seems a tad overly Calvanistic to me, and when we've only got another dreary winter to look forward to.
I propose you move it to May, at least then we've got summer dresses and days on the beach right around the corner.  |
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