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IF YOU GO DOWN TO THE WOODS TODAY
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"I stood on an old landmine...." and didnt know what to do | |||
"I stood on an old landmine.... and didnt know what to do" Along came a friendly Elf and..... | |||
"I stood on an old landmine.... and didnt know what to do Along came a friendly Elf and....." applied a sticky plaster to my.... | |||
"I stood on an old landmine.... and didnt know what to do Along came a friendly Elf and..... applied a sticky plaster to my...." Sore finger. The he hinted that | |||
" Sore finger. The he hinted that" he'd like me to stick it up | |||
" Sore finger. The he hinted that he'd like me to stick it up" he then pealed back his foreskin | |||
" Sore finger. The he hinted that he'd like me to stick it up he then pealed back his foreskin" and I could see his cheese | |||
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" Sore finger. The he hinted that he'd like me to stick it up he then pealed back his foreskin and I could see his cheese" It was a little smelly but ... | |||
" Sore finger. The he hinted that he'd like me to stick it up he then pealed back his foreskin and I could see his cheese It was a little smelly but ..." some olives, cherry ripe tomatoes and.. | |||
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"peppers, cucumber added the perfect salad" with a glass of white wine | |||
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"whilst eating salad the landmine exploded" But the Friendly Elf Jumped on... | |||
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"the landmine and sheltered me from" my balls flying back at me | |||
"the landmine and sheltered me from my balls flying back at me " Suddenly a LOUD HAUNTIMG SOUND came.. | |||
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"I thought you had a nuns outfit on in that photo lol" ..ssshhh!..your breaking their train of thought! i'm enjoying the story!.. | |||
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"I thought you had a nuns outfit on in that photo lol ..ssshhh!..your breaking their train of thought! i'm enjoying the story!.." sorry 
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"I thought you had a nuns outfit on in that photo lol" Hiya sweet Pea , 
JUST A HABIT I GOT INTO....... | |||
"I thought you had a nuns outfit on in that photo lol Hiya sweet Pea ,
JUST A HABIT I GOT INTO......."shhhhhhhh i just got told off for spoiling the story lol | |||
"after a hail mary or two" He got down on his knees | |||
"after a hail mary or two He got down on his knees" picked up a piece of smoking elf and put it in an incence burner. | |||
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"HE never couldnt break the Habit" but he thought to his self | |||
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"what the hell with it" THe Scantily clad Virgins grabbed his.. | |||
"HE never couldnt break the Habit" whoops mrs miggins your standing on | |||
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"what the hell with it" ..'i'm not a bloody choir boy!' | |||
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"out popped the archbishop himself" Bless you my child he said | |||
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"and this isnt canterbury" It gets Harder when you use 6.... | |||
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"This one doesnt need saving though" Came a voice from the back... | |||
"This one doesnt need saving though" its already to late for thaT  | |||
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"This one doesnt need saving though its already to late for thaT "But you can try if you .... | |||
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"and a gush from the front" and a giggle coming from the | |||
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"and a gush from the front and a giggle coming from the " Right ,and a Whistle and flute | |||
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"peeps looking in through the window " and behold, what do they see | |||
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"shock horror my guy is cooking "..a right old tarts rear entrance | |||
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"It blew my saracen up" And now cant count above five.... | |||
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"But Still Going Down In Woods ...." They got bored, went home and had a group wank.  | |||
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"But Still Going Down In Woods ...." ..WONDER WHATS IN THE WOODS TODAY... | |||
"But Still Going Down In Woods .... ..WONDER WHATS IN THE WOODS TODAY..." The animals in the woods started... | |||
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"Now the iccle furry aminells are...." Watching to see what happens to.... | |||
