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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Okay everyone, so what kind of sexual things haven't you done yet and would like to try?
And if you haven't done it and would never do it, then why not?
Feel free to comment and all you lurkers too  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I haven't dangled my cock into an aquarium filled with starved piranhas, but guess there's still time......"
Funny you should say that, I haven't done it either |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I haven't and wouldn't try Sounding. I just think that's one route that's definitely designed to be a one way system 
I have no idea what that is "
There's no way I can explain it without deliberately giving you a stirring in your loins  ....and deliberately giving another man a stirring in his loins is one I'm also trying to avoid |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I haven't and wouldn't try Sounding. I just think that's one route that's definitely designed to be a one way system "
I (her) have a sounding rod (if that's it's correct title) but have not met anyone willing to let me try it on them yet ...... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I haven't and wouldn't try Sounding. I just think that's one route that's definitely designed to be a one way system
I have no idea what that is "
It's wen they put a microphone by there private parts while having sex so they can hear really loud squelching noises |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I haven't and wouldn't try Sounding. I just think that's one route that's definitely designed to be a one way system
I have no idea what that is
It's wen they put a microphone by there private parts while having sex so they can hear really loud squelching noises "
That's not exactly it OP, but this sounds like the next bug reality tv show...it will probably be called ' The Real Noise Hounds of Essex'  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I haven't and wouldn't try Sounding. I just think that's one route that's definitely designed to be a one way system
I have no idea what that is
It's wen they put a microphone by there private parts while having sex so they can hear really loud squelching noises
That's not exactly it OP, but this sounds like the next bug reality tv show...it will probably be called ' The Real Noise Hounds of Essex' "
 whatever it is, I know I haven't done it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sex in the back of a police car with a good looking copper .
Is that with or without the truncheon been used  with and hand cuffs lol. "
Perks of been a copper  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sex in the back of a police car with a good looking copper .
Is that with or without the truncheon been used with and hand cuffs lol.
Perks of been a copper "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I also haven't done fisting, anal, threesomes or watersports. "
Well Sounding is kind of like fisting with a knitting needle on a man's front bottom, which he probably never actually considered as his front bottom until he heard of Sounding.
Fisting, anal, threesums or watersports probably are low risk in effecting your ability to try sounding, but there's a high possibility that sounding could effect your ability to do anything else for a while....especially watersports....which might feel like flamethrowing afterwards |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I also haven't done fisting, anal, threesomes or watersports.
Well Sounding is kind of like fisting with a knitting needle on a man's front bottom, which he probably never actually considered as his front bottom until he heard of Sounding.
Fisting, anal, threesums or watersports probably are low risk in effecting your ability to try sounding, but there's a high possibility that sounding could effect your ability to do anything else for a while....especially watersports....which might feel like flamethrowing afterwards "
I just googled it and it put me in pain, just to see it.
No way I couldn't do it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I also haven't done fisting, anal, threesomes or watersports.
Well Sounding is kind of like fisting with a knitting needle on a man's front bottom, which he probably never actually considered as his front bottom until he heard of Sounding.
Fisting, anal, threesums or watersports probably are low risk in effecting your ability to try sounding, but there's a high possibility that sounding could effect your ability to do anything else for a while....especially watersports....which might feel like flamethrowing afterwards
I just googled it and it put me in pain, just to see it.
No way I couldn't do it. "
Good OP, there's two of us in it. Maybe 3 if that's what Meatloaf was taking about in the song 'But I won't do that !' |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Everything I’ve had to google and say “omg thats actually a thing!” since joining fab.
And no I don’t want to do them "
Lol I'm the same with the Google abuse, but then I'm thinking I'm trying that |
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"I haven't and wouldn't try Sounding. I just think that's one route that's definitely designed to be a one way system
I (her) have a sounding rod (if that's it's correct title) but have not met anyone willing to let me try it on them yet ......"
I'm too clumsy..I don't think it would end well |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sex in the back of a police car with a good looking copper .
So you've done it with plenty of ugly ones.....??
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pmsl. I guess I asked for that only sex I've had with a copper was in my bed & settee and he was very good looking x |
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"I haven't and wouldn't try Sounding. I just think that's one route that's definitely designed to be a one way system
I have no idea what that is
It's wen they put a microphone by there private parts while having sex so they can hear really loud squelching noises "
Who the fuck comes up with these things . Is there some sort of global organisation that says " this is the new sexual trend this month"  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Sex in the back of a police car with a good looking copper .
So you've done it with plenty of ugly ones.....??
pmsl. I guess I asked for that only sex I've had with a copper was in my bed & settee and he was very good looking x"
Well tell him to bring his squad car next time....
Or better still......try a paramedic for a change....  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sex in the back of a police car with a good looking copper .
So you've done it with plenty of ugly ones.....??
pmsl. I guess I asked for that only sex I've had with a copper was in my bed & settee and he was very good looking x
Well tell him to bring his squad car next time....
Or better still......try a paramedic for a change.... "
not allowed to do it in a police car but I'd say that adds to the naughtiness lol. |
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"Sex in the back of a police car with a good looking copper .
So you've done it with plenty of ugly ones.....??
pmsl. I guess I asked for that only sex I've had with a copper was in my bed & settee and he was very good looking x
Well tell him to bring his squad car next time....
Or better still......try a paramedic for a change.... "
will he bring the ambulance  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Sex in the back of a police car with a good looking copper .
So you've done it with plenty of ugly ones.....??
pmsl. I guess I asked for that only sex I've had with a copper was in my bed & settee and he was very good looking x
Well tell him to bring his squad car next time....
Or better still......try a paramedic for a change....
will he bring the ambulance "
If you ask him nicely.....
Why do you think they have privacy glass in the windows! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Formicophilia gets a definite no from me. Wrong, wrong, wrong with a bit more wrong thrown in for good measure.
If you don’t know what it is google it and then wish you hadn’t. LOL"
Thought it was going to be worse  but ermmmm it'll be a nope from me |
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By *ycallMan
over a year ago
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"Formicophilia gets a definite no from me. Wrong, wrong, wrong with a bit more wrong thrown in for good measure.
If you don’t know what it is google it and then wish you hadn’t. LOL
Thought it was going to be worse but ermmmm it'll be a nope from me "
I watched a tv program where a guy was being interviewed about it. He plopped his sausage in a glass of maggots and then flipped the glass up and over onto his lap and started talking about how great it felt.
Definitely didn’t look appealing. Nor did the humanpups.
Some things like fisting (although it’s not for me) you can kind of understand but maggots in a glass just doesn’t float my boat. |
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