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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Right now
What are you wearing?,,,,,, hey, it only seems polite to show first before ya ask others too..... dun'it eh?
Who say's i'm polite ....
Haha..... Hey I'm not a grass, so I aint gonna tell ya who said it!!!
Lol, so your good at keeping ya mouth shut are ya
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I can stiffle a scream if that what you mean
Well, that would be a first , i make up , shout the house down , perhaps i'm 'IN' the wrong business ...?
P.s. .. it says on my profile i'm Straight ,are you not unhappy with that ?
Eh? .....why would I not be happy that your straight?...... I don't understand why you might think that...!!!!
Unless of course ya think I fancy ya !!!! pfft..... awww but I'm one of those Odd-bod-bi's that doesn't fancy men..... I just like cock !!!!! as long as its Bi cock.... lol.... and long.... haha....
So tempt me then , now peeps are watching , and they are going to be very very interested in both our next moves , So i suggest you take a deep breath before you reply ,
Now , what can you do for me more than a Women can ?
No pressure ..
I will just refer you to the first line of my profile......sigh !!!!!
Check-mate!!
Check Mate ? we aint even decided on who's having blacks or whites yet ?. i thought this was a chase ... you aint much of a stayer ..,Now are you gonna start this game or not .. "
Well Chuckles...... what can I say,,,, apart from for some strange reason you seem to be interpreting my lack of interest in your metaphorically speaking “straight cock” as some kind of personal quest? .......
Well bonny lad…… let me apologise in advance for my blatant and obvious lack-lustre response regards entering your merry wild goose chase…….!.
Hey, after-all. It just wouldn’t do for me to risk any further diminishment of my already depleted staying power ….!.
Now would it!!!!...eh!
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