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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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After much deliberation, and thought out conversations with K, it's with great disappointment that we have to announce that we are going to be cancelling my upcoming birthday, and I shall instead remain twenty nine for the forseeable future.
Thank you for your attention  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I tried that many years ago, you need to apply to the world authority on birthdays and then what for a global vote on your application to be complete.
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Ah okay, I've got a little while yet so hopefully that's long enough to cut through the red tape... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I tried that many years ago, you need to apply to the world authority on birthdays and then what for a global vote on your application to be complete.
Ah okay, I've got a little while yet so hopefully that's long enough to cut through the red tape..."
just don't get any of our MPs involved or else you'll not know if you're getting older, younger, staying the same or what!! They'll vote on it, disagree about agreeing to disagree about an agreement!!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Just write to Somerset House enclosing a fiver and ask them to put your age on hold. You have to hope they freeze it correctly, I'm 127 and i can't change it "
Presumably I'll have to do this every year to keep them away?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm still waiting, I applied on my 29th birthday, I'm 44 now "
Haha same 
I wish I was 30!
I loved my 30's they were awesome.
But as soon as the clock struck midnight on my 40th birthday- I became a fat old miserable curmudgeon  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm still waiting, I applied on my 29th birthday, I'm 44 now
Haha same
I wish I was 30!
I loved my 30's they were awesome.
But as soon as the clock struck midnight on my 40th birthday- I became a fat old miserable curmudgeon "
Same here |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You wish, OP 
You wait, I'll hit thirty then *boom* Dad bod. you women won't be able to keep your hands off of me  "
I guess anything is better than that rock hard body that you have!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You wish, OP
You wait, I'll hit thirty then *boom* Dad bod. you women won't be able to keep your hands off of me
I guess anything is better than that rock hard body that you have! "
It's a curse |
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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago
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"After much deliberation, and thought out conversations with K, it's with great disappointment that we have to announce that we are going to be cancelling my upcoming birthday, and I shall instead remain twenty nine for the forseeable future.
Thank you for your attention "
 Im forty in a few weeks, I'm not complaining, not till i get my first grey pubic hair on my ball sack. |
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I can actually sort this for you. I can do you a certificate that says you will be 29 forever for you to present to anybody who disagrees with your age. I only charge £269.99 for this. PM me your credit card details and I'll get it done for you. Luke |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You wish, OP
You wait, I'll hit thirty then *boom* Dad bod. you women won't be able to keep your hands off of me
I guess anything is better than that rock hard body that you have!
It's a curse "
Bless your cotton socks hun |
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