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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago
sheffield |
Get a bicycle pump and insert the valve into your arse. Pump the pump until you feel pressure building and then when your ready aim your arse at the curtains and hey presto. Hopefully there will be no follow true and the remote will be in perfect working order |
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"Get a bicycle pump and insert the valve into your arse. Pump the pump until you feel pressure building and then when your ready aim your arse at the curtains and hey presto. Hopefully there will be no follow true and the remote will be in perfect working order "
He can't find a pump
Will a hose pipe work(bit worried the remote batteries might get wet tho)  |
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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago
sheffield |
"Get a bicycle pump and insert the valve into your arse. Pump the pump until you feel pressure building and then when your ready aim your arse at the curtains and hey presto. Hopefully there will be no follow true and the remote will be in perfect working order
He can't find a pump
Will a hose pipe work(bit worried the remote batteries might get wet tho) "
Yes cut a length of hose pipe approx 3 ft long place one end approx 7 inches into arse area and blow into other end with three sharp blows. Remember not to suck as you will probably block the pipe  |
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"Get a bicycle pump and insert the valve into your arse. Pump the pump until you feel pressure building and then when your ready aim your arse at the curtains and hey presto. Hopefully there will be no follow true and the remote will be in perfect working order
He can't find a pump
Will a hose pipe work(bit worried the remote batteries might get wet tho)
Yes cut a length of hose pipe approx 3 ft long place one end approx 7 inches into arse area and blow into other end with three sharp blows. Remember not to suck as you will probably block the pipe "
This sounds like the voice of experience  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bran cereal.
The classic tried and tested method for horses 
Why the hell would a horse have a sky remote up its arse????   "
to watch television instead of getting the runs(like when I back 'em!).
PS,If it was a black-and-white television,
it would be a zebra |
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