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Farmer's daughter: Daddy was put on this Earth to do one thing and one thing alone, and that is to farm.
Interviewer (Roy Mallard) : And what about your mother?
Farmer's daughter: Oh, sorry. Two things.
People Like Us - spoof documentary, BBC |
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A like a quote that serves as a useful bit of advise when dealing with trolls online :-
'Never wrestled with a pig. You both get dirty and the pig likes it.' |
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"A like a quote that serves as a useful bit of advise when dealing with trolls online :-
'Never wrestled with a pig. You both get dirty and the pig likes it.'"
Stealing that... Yoink |
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"Baldrick: I have a cunning plan.
Blackadder: Is it as cunning as a fox that's just been appointed professor of cunning at Oxford University? "
I prefer the " a plan so cunning you could pin a tail on it and call it a weasel" |
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I wanted you to see what real courage is, instead of getting the idea that courage is a man with a gun in his hand. It’s when you know you’re licked before you begin but you begin anyway and you see it through no matter what.
- Atticus Finch |
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"I wanted you to see what real courage is, instead of getting the idea that courage is a man with a gun in his hand. It’s when you know you’re licked before you begin but you begin anyway and you see it through no matter what.
- Atticus Finch"
Great book  I need to re read this. |
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By *cgkcCouple
over a year ago
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Got a new face from Samuel Beckett I saw yesterday:
"Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back." |
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"General Norman Schwartzkopf when asked about the difference between involvement and commitment:
"Think of your breakfast of eggs and bacon- the chicken is involved, but the pig is committed...""
And another of his:
‘Not taking the french into battle is like not taking your accordion deer hunting... all you’re leaving behind is noisy excess baggage’ |
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"General Norman Schwartzkopf when asked about the difference between involvement and commitment:
"Think of your breakfast of eggs and bacon- the chicken is involved, but the pig is committed...""
When the French refused to take part in operations during the first gulf war ... he also said
"Going to war without the French is like going hunting without an accordion.
All you leave behind is noisy baggage" |
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"General Norman Schwartzkopf when asked about the difference between involvement and commitment:
"Think of your breakfast of eggs and bacon- the chicken is involved, but the pig is committed..."
And another of his:
‘Not taking the french into battle is like not taking your accordion deer hunting... all you’re leaving behind is noisy excess baggage’"
Oh ... snap Haha |
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"I wanted you to see what real courage is, instead of getting the idea that courage is a man with a gun in his hand. It’s when you know you’re licked before you begin but you begin anyway and you see it through no matter what.
- Atticus Finch
Great book I need to re read this. "
I've not read it  |
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"I wanted you to see what real courage is, instead of getting the idea that courage is a man with a gun in his hand. It’s when you know you’re licked before you begin but you begin anyway and you see it through no matter what.
- Atticus Finch
Great book I need to re read this.
I've not read it "
What?!?! Good god get that book read it’s beautiful!!! |
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"I wanted you to see what real courage is, instead of getting the idea that courage is a man with a gun in his hand. It’s when you know you’re licked before you begin but you begin anyway and you see it through no matter what.
- Atticus Finch
Great book I need to re read this.
I've not read it
What?!?! Good god get that book read it’s beautiful!!! "
Too busy chatting up beautiful women on Fab  |
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"I wanted you to see what real courage is, instead of getting the idea that courage is a man with a gun in his hand. It’s when you know you’re licked before you begin but you begin anyway and you see it through no matter what.
- Atticus Finch
Great book I need to re read this.
I've not read it
What?!?! Good god get that book read it’s beautiful!!!
Too busy chatting up beautiful women on Fab "
Ha ha that’s where I’m going wrong.. still choose books and silence!! |
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Do you know what nemesis means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible c*nt. Me. |
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I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it. |
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"[Removed by poster at 18/09/19 08:15:07]"
“You’ve gotta dance like there’s nobody watching
Love like you’ll never be hurt
Sing like there’s nobody listening
And live like it’s heaven on earth.”
? William W. Purkey |
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Jimmy white interview (80s)
So what did you do with your £3 million in winnings?
Jimmy, I spent a million on booze and drugs, a million on prostitute's and I wasted the rest. Best answer ever!! |
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Never argue with an idiot. they'll bring you down to their level, and beat you with experience.
- Some bloke
Everything in moderation, including moderation.
- fairly sure it was Oscar Wilde
Be excellent to each other.
- Bill and Ted
Don't be a dick.
- Me |
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"I didn’t realise who I was until I stopped being who I wasn’t
Very true for me  youre schizophrenic?
Only on a weekend haha "
really which weekend, the one as _carlettx or y |
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"I didn’t realise who I was until I stopped being who I wasn’t
Very true for me youre schizophrenic?
Only on a weekend haha really which weekend, the one as _carlettx or y "
Only if its a weekend involving gin  |
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"You're barred from this fairground.. and your children and your children's children and your children's children children and your children's children's children's children....
for two weeks. ....
(fairground chap to Homer Simpson) |
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"The Cosmos is all that is or was or ever will be.
Carl Sagan
But the universe is expanding?"
Yes it is. The universe is inside the cosmos.
Mind blowing huh?!  |
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