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How to know if a pussy is great.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Someone said, "if a woman's pussy is GREAT, a man should cum within the time it takes to play 2 songs and half".
This means when a man keeps hammering at it for hours and not cumming - that ain't a good pussy. Don't go drilling again - you are not mining for oil! True?  |
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"Someone said, "if a woman's pussy is GREAT, a man should cum within the time it takes to play 2 songs and half".
This means when a man keeps hammering at it for hours and not cumming - that ain't a good pussy. Don't go drilling again - you are not mining for oil! True? "
So if a man doesn't cum, blame the woman. That's offensive. |
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"Someone said, "if a woman's pussy is GREAT, a man should cum within the time it takes to play 2 songs and half".
This means when a man keeps hammering at it for hours and not cumming - that ain't a good pussy. Don't go drilling again - you are not mining for oil! True?
So if a man doesn't cum, blame the woman. That's offensive. "
it’s stupid |
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"Someone said, "if a woman's pussy is GREAT, a man should cum within the time it takes to play 2 songs and half".
This means when a man keeps hammering at it for hours and not cumming - that ain't a good pussy. Don't go drilling again - you are not mining for oil! True?
So if a man doesn't cum, blame the woman. That's offensive. "
I said that, or words to that effect  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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And some guys wonder why they don’t get meets when they talk a load of rubbish, sometimes I don’t know how they think these things up and expect to get meets |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"It's always our fault.
My cunt must be fantastic having had a man spaff his load just at the sight of it. 
Send us a pic  "
It'll be the same one you've had in the distant past. Use your memory.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"One time I met a guy, we were kissing for a while and he was done by the time he took my bra off..
Does it mean I have great boobs? 
Yes... "
Fair enough I like them haha |
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"It's always our fault.
My cunt must be fantastic having had a man spaff his load just at the sight of it.
Send us a pic
It'll be the same one you've had in the distant past. Use your memory.
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I use my imagination and left hand  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"One time I met a guy, we were kissing for a while and he was done by the time he took my bra off..
Does it mean I have great boobs?
Yes...
Fair enough I like them haha"
Question is - did he go again?! Or did he waste your night |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"And some guys wonder why they don’t get meets when they talk a load of rubbish, sometimes I don’t know how they think these things up and expect to get meets "
Let the guys worry about themselves, you worry about yourself |
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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago
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"Someone said, "if a woman's pussy is GREAT, a man should cum within the time it takes to play 2 songs and half".
This means when a man keeps hammering at it for hours and not cumming - that ain't a good pussy. Don't go drilling again - you are not mining for oil! True? "
Just because a guy claims he can go for hours, I would presume its because he isn't getting the woman off. She is probably bored, filing her nails, planning on redecorating waiting for you to finish..
Probably have that one speed, where they are getting enough friction to stay hard but not enough to finish.. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"One time I met a guy, we were kissing for a while and he was done by the time he took my bra off..
Does it mean I have great boobs? "
Magical boobs!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"One time I met a guy, we were kissing for a while and he was done by the time he took my bra off..
Does it mean I have great boobs?
Yes...
Fair enough I like them haha
Question is - did he go again?! Or did he waste your night "
After a while we've both established it's not going anywhere so he left. Thank god I have toys. |
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"And some guys wonder why they don’t get meets when they talk a load of rubbish, sometimes I don’t know how they think these things up and expect to get meets
Let the guys worry about themselves, you worry about yourself "
Should I be worried that I have a bad pussy because I rarely get guys cumming quickly? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"One time I met a guy, we were kissing for a while and he was done by the time he took my bra off..
Does it mean I have great boobs?
Yes...
Fair enough I like them haha
Question is - did he go again?! Or did he waste your night
After a while we've both established it's not going anywhere so he left. Thank god I have toys."
Oh dear - I hope you didn’t wax/shave & moisturise for nothing! Aye a wide selection is always good to have. |
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"One time I met a guy, we were kissing for a while and he was done by the time he took my bra off..
Does it mean I have great boobs?
Yes...
Fair enough I like them haha
Question is - did he go again?! Or did he waste your night
After a while we've both established it's not going anywhere so he left. Thank god I have toys.
Oh dear - I hope you didn’t wax/shave & moisturise for nothing! Aye a wide selection is always good to have."
Wide selection? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It's always our fault.
My cunt must be fantastic having had a man spaff his load just at the sight of it.
Haha that's greatness "
You took that out of my mouth! Her royal greatness! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"One time I met a guy, we were kissing for a while and he was done by the time he took my bra off..
Does it mean I have great boobs?
Yes...
Fair enough I like them haha
Question is - did he go again?! Or did he waste your night
After a while we've both established it's not going anywhere so he left. Thank god I have toys.
Oh dear - I hope you didn’t wax/shave & moisturise for nothing! Aye a wide selection is always good to have.
Wide selection? "
Looks like he knows me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"One time I met a guy, we were kissing for a while and he was done by the time he took my bra off..
Does it mean I have great boobs?
Yes...
Fair enough I like them haha
Question is - did he go again?! Or did he waste your night
After a while we've both established it's not going anywhere so he left. Thank god I have toys.
Oh dear - I hope you didn’t wax/shave & moisturise for nothing! Aye a wide selection is always good to have.
Wide selection?
Looks like he knows me "
The ‘pleasers’ are always to spot. Not afraid to show off their toys |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"One time I met a guy, we were kissing for a while and he was done by the time he took my bra off..
Does it mean I have great boobs?
Yes...
Fair enough I like them haha
Question is - did he go again?! Or did he waste your night
After a while we've both established it's not going anywhere so he left. Thank god I have toys.
Oh dear - I hope you didn’t wax/shave & moisturise for nothing! Aye a wide selection is always good to have.
Wide selection?
Looks like he knows me
The ‘pleasers’ are always to spot. Not afraid to show off their toys "
Funny enough one of my toys is called European pleaser |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"One time I met a guy, we were kissing for a while and he was done by the time he took my bra off..
Does it mean I have great boobs?
Yes...
Fair enough I like them haha
Question is - did he go again?! Or did he waste your night
After a while we've both established it's not going anywhere so he left. Thank god I have toys.
Oh dear - I hope you didn’t wax/shave & moisturise for nothing! Aye a wide selection is always good to have.
Wide selection?
Looks like he knows me
The ‘pleasers’ are always to spot. Not afraid to show off their toys
Funny enough one of my toys is called European pleaser "
We are sending the toy back to Europe after Brexit. No more toys replacing us men |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Wide selection?
Looks like he knows me
The ‘pleasers’ are always to spot. Not afraid to show off their toys
Funny enough one of my toys is called European pleaser "
They’ve even got names. Very friendly with them I see! - someone’s spending more time on the forums than meeting ehhh |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Wide selection?
Looks like he knows me
The ‘pleasers’ are always to spot. Not afraid to show off their toys
Funny enough one of my toys is called European pleaser
They’ve even got names. Very friendly with them I see! - someone’s spending more time on the forums than meeting ehhh "
I didn't name it. Sex shop website did
I've had a meet over the weekend. I'm alright for a few days |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So... if some guys have cum in a minute or two and some have gone for ages does that mean the pussy varies in quality? Asking for a friend. "
Clearly some guys like to blame anyone but themselves  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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This exact happening bothered me for years , I could never get a man to last more than maybe 2 mins before he cum , great for them , not much use for me , I’m barely warming up and it’s all over ;( I asked a close male friend his opinion on what I was doing wrong , he laughed and told me I must have a pussy like a sucky calf , asked if any of these men had broken up with me , turned out no , I’d broken it off first in all instances . My pal was convinced I had a perfect pussy ,, except it pleased everyone but me ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"This exact happening bothered me for years , I could never get a man to last more than maybe 2 mins before he cum , great for them , not much use for me , I’m barely warming up and it’s all over ;( I asked a close male friend his opinion on what I was doing wrong , he laughed and told me I must have a pussy like a sucky calf , asked if any of these men had broken up with me , turned out no , I’d broken it off first in all instances . My pal was convinced I had a perfect pussy ,, except it pleased everyone but me ! "
That's Chuck the penguin guy ability! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Someone said, "if a woman's pussy is GREAT, a man should cum within the time it takes to play 2 songs and half".
This means when a man keeps hammering at it for hours and not cumming - that ain't a good pussy. Don't go drilling again - you are not mining for oil! True? "
By someone do you mean you? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Someone said, "if a woman's pussy is GREAT, a man should cum within the time it takes to play 2 songs and half".
This means when a man keeps hammering at it for hours and not cumming - that ain't a good pussy. Don't go drilling again - you are not mining for oil! True? "
This i the same principle as a woman moaning about a guys dick not being big/small/thick......enough. its the conection and fun that matters! He may be hammering away but he may be hammering wrong! Cant blame her!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" . What happens if you get a variety? One man cums after 10 seconds, 1 after 2 mins and one after 5 hours....do you take a mean average??"
I imagine in that scenario a woman wouldn't worry about what happened with the first two guys, and would take ibuprofen and get some frozen peas from the freezer |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Someone said, "if a woman's pussy is GREAT, a man should cum within the time it takes to play 2 songs and half".
This means when a man keeps hammering at it for hours and not cumming - that ain't a good pussy. Don't go drilling again - you are not mining for oil! True? "
says more about a guys self control that  |
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"Someone said, "if a woman's pussy is GREAT, a man should cum within the time it takes to play 2 songs and half".
This means when a man keeps hammering at it for hours and not cumming - that ain't a good pussy. Don't go drilling again - you are not mining for oil! True? "
Do you have a stop watch for the 3rd song so you know when it's a good or bad pussy op !!
Seems like a lot of fafff |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Someone said, "if a woman's pussy is GREAT, a man should cum within the time it takes to play 2 songs and half".
This means when a man keeps hammering at it for hours and not cumming - that ain't a good pussy. Don't go drilling again - you are not mining for oil! True?
By someone do you mean you? "
Yep if I don't make you cum in 5 mins and me in 2 songs and half - we're probably not having fun |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Absolute nonsense. Does it mean a cock is bad if they can’t come quickly? Or can’t make a woman orgasm from penetration? This is like the teenage beliefs thread. Haha |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Absolute nonsense. Does it mean a cock is bad if they can’t come quickly? Or can’t make a woman orgasm from penetration? This is like the teenage beliefs thread. Haha "
That's not a cock - it's a dick! A cock will make a woman CROW with excitement and orgasm. A great one will make her crow loud enough to wake the neighbors up |
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"Omg!
My pussy is no good.
I'm retiring it from active duty henceforth.
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Don't panic gorgeous
I've just opened a pussy retirement rehabilitation care home
Just £1000 per week for rent and expert advice
Daily workshops with me to get your pussy working again.
All bad pussys pm me xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Omg!
My pussy is no good.
I'm retiring it from active duty henceforth.
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A pussy is like a pension pot - the more you put in it, the more you can draw out and the longer it lasts. Happy retirement! |
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By *arry247Couple
over a year ago
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"Someone said, "if a woman's pussy is GREAT, a man should cum within the time it takes to play 2 songs and half".
This means when a man keeps hammering at it for hours and not cumming - that ain't a good pussy. Don't go drilling again - you are not mining for oil! True? "
It depends if a woman tightens her pelvic floor muscles and works a man's cock she could make him cum in about 30 seconds, if she lies there relaxed he could last 3 or 4 hours.
Most women use their muscles depending on how aroused the man makes them, or whether they want to tease him |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Someone said, "if a woman's pussy is GREAT, a man should cum within the time it takes to play 2 songs and half".
This means when a man keeps hammering at it for hours and not cumming - that ain't a good pussy. Don't go drilling again - you are not mining for oil! True? "
Ah bless
His mum told him that lol |
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"Someone said, "if a woman's pussy is GREAT, a man should cum within the time it takes to play 2 songs and half".
This means when a man keeps hammering at it for hours and not cumming - that ain't a good pussy. Don't go drilling again - you are not mining for oil! True? "
Ah bless
His mum told him that lol |
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"Someone said, "if a woman's pussy is GREAT, a man should cum within the time it takes to play 2 songs and half".
This means when a man keeps hammering at it for hours and not cumming - that ain't a good pussy. Don't go drilling again - you are not mining for oil! True? "
Go and write me a 1000 lines
"I must not believe the village idiot" |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Someone said, "if a woman's pussy is GREAT, a man should cum within the time it takes to play 2 songs and half".
This means when a man keeps hammering at it for hours and not cumming - that ain't a good pussy. Don't go drilling again - you are not mining for oil! True?
Ah bless
His mum told him that lol"
She did actually! and since women are always right - the statement must be true |
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