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over a year ago
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"What ever happened to the good old fashioned ruler that I used as a teen? Are they just that unfashionable now?"
The yoof of today don't know how to use them. They got all laser measuring devices on their watches all James Bond n shiz. Rulers are soooooooo Jurassic.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The best one I ever saw was measuring it next to a toy cow. It properly made me laugh 
As in "small........ Far away"?
Nice reference
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Hats off to him if he was referencing Father Ted and quietly chuckling to himself... |
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I don’t like to define my penis with measurement against anything, ultimately either my knob or the sky remote/ can/hairbrush/complete set of encyclopaedia Brittanica or a small toy soldier from the Afrika Korps called Harold are going to feel inferior. |
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Random cock pic message on kik
"Is that big enough for ya"
My reply "Hard to tell, with nothing to compare it to"
Next pic, holding a shoe against it "I'm a size 8"
I'm a size 8, I admit I got my tape measure out & checked my foot
I don't think he's really a size 8 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The best one I ever saw was measuring it next to a toy cow. It properly made me laugh
On a side note I hope you kept your nerves unwraps today  "
I did thank you. I had a great first day  |
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