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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Any amateur aeronautical engineers in the Yorkshire area able to help me attach a dildo to a drone whilst maintaining its stability. I’ve got a lady who wants to be used by a drone at a unsuspecting moment.
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"Any amateur aeronautical engineers in the Yorkshire area able to help me attach a dildo to a drone whilst maintaining its stability. I’ve got a lady who wants to be used by a drone at a unsuspecting moment.
Regards"
I mean, how unsuspecting could it be if you're planning on flying a dildodrone at her snatch?
Pretty sure she would have to be ready so to speak.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Any amateur aeronautical engineers in the Yorkshire area able to help me attach a dildo to a drone whilst maintaining its stability. I’ve got a lady who wants to be used by a drone at a unsuspecting moment.
Regards
I mean, how unsuspecting could it be if you're planning on flying a dildodrone at her snatch?
Pretty sure she would have to be ready so to speak.
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She will be walking knickerless in the area arranged at said time, on approach I’d like to attach a horn of some sort to make her aware of its imminent descent |
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"Any amateur aeronautical engineers in the Yorkshire area able to help me attach a dildo to a drone whilst maintaining its stability. I’ve got a lady who wants to be used by a drone at a unsuspecting moment.
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I mean, how unsuspecting could it be if you're planning on flying a dildodrone at her snatch?
Pretty sure she would have to be ready so to speak.
She will be walking knickerless in the area arranged at said time, on approach I’d like to attach a horn of some sort to make her aware of its imminent descent"
I hope you've done a risk assessment for this level tomfoolery!
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"Any amateur aeronautical engineers in the Yorkshire area able to help me attach a dildo to a drone whilst maintaining its stability. I’ve got a lady who wants to be used by a drone at a unsuspecting moment.
Regards"
It would be pretty much impossible to use if mounted as you wouldn't have either the momentum or counter weight to penetrate. You may just end up giving her arse rash or nipple burn from the propellers or worse take her nipples off. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"“So madam, can you explain what was happening in the moments leading up to your fascinating pussy based injury?”"
It’s like when you watch them A&E programs and someone comes in with a toilet brush snapped off inside their bum - watching them try & explain it Hahahaha... |
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By *ornLordMan
over a year ago
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"“So madam, can you explain what was happening in the moments leading up to your fascinating pussy based injury?”
It’s like when you watch them A&E programs and someone comes in with a toilet brush snapped off inside their bum - watching them try & explain it Hahahaha... "
Good grief - is that a thing? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"“So madam, can you explain what was happening in the moments leading up to your fascinating pussy based injury?”
It’s like when you watch them A&E programs and someone comes in with a toilet brush snapped off inside their bum - watching them try & explain it Hahahaha...
Good grief - is that a thing?"
You’ve never seen shows such as bizarre A&E!? Oh yes it’s a thing. It’s actually scary watching it sometimes to think how stupid some people are. |
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By *ornLordMan
over a year ago
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"“So madam, can you explain what was happening in the moments leading up to your fascinating pussy based injury?”
It’s like when you watch them A&E programs and someone comes in with a toilet brush snapped off inside their bum - watching them try & explain it Hahahaha...
Good grief - is that a thing?
You’ve never seen shows such as bizarre A&E!? Oh yes it’s a thing. It’s actually scary watching it sometimes to think how stupid some people are. "
The only time I touch the Bizarre A&E and The Boy with a Baboon’s Arse instead of a Face channel is for the cricket highlights. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Nothing ventured, nothing gained OP... Except in this case I think you'll have to ask your neighbours if they've found a crashed dildo-drone in their garden."
I’ve got a fella in Somerset making me a carbon fibre 8inch dildo, it will be very secure, it’s inflight and penetration I need some help with
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Any amateur aeronautical engineers in the Yorkshire area able to help me attach a dildo to a drone whilst maintaining its stability. I’ve got a lady who wants to be used by a drone at a unsuspecting moment.
Regards"
I fail to see how this will work but I applaud your creativity  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Any amateur aeronautical engineers in the Yorkshire area able to help me attach a dildo to a drone whilst maintaining its stability. I’ve got a lady who wants to be used by a drone at a unsuspecting moment.
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I fail to see how this will work but I applaud your creativity "
thanks Lucy, when it works I’ll fetch it over. Some footage will be amazing |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Bloody hell what if it chooses the wrong woman?! "
it wont, my subjects been chosen and will be waiting for its docking. She’s perfect as she has a wide vagina to lessen resistance
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"Bloody hell what if it chooses the wrong woman?! it wont, my subjects been chosen and will be waiting for its docking. She’s perfect as she has a wide vagina to lessen resistance "
I'd stand her in a field to make sure,without sheep in it of course. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Had a response from a guy that believes this is feasible, with the appropriate counterweights. Obviously a larger more expensive drone is required. Should be up and running in the next month. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Had a response from a guy that believes this is feasible, with the appropriate counterweights. Obviously a larger more expensive drone is required. Should be up and running in the next month."
Damn op - you on the devil’s lettuce? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oh god! Not something else women need to protect themselves from "
Not just women, if this works I’m thinking of having an entire squadron of the baby’s in the sky, some with fleshlights on the end. If amazon can deliver packages the why can’t I be a global leader in droneflightfuckUK(r) |
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"Oh god! Not something else women need to protect themselves from
Not just women, if this works I’m thinking of having an entire squadron of the baby’s in the sky, some with fleshlights on the end. If amazon can deliver packages the why can’t I be a global leader in droneflightfuckUK(r) "
You should go on dragon's den |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oh god! Not something else women need to protect themselves from
Not just women, if this works I’m thinking of having an entire squadron of the baby’s in the sky, some with fleshlights on the end. If amazon can deliver packages the why can’t I be a global leader in droneflightfuckUK(r)
You should go on dragon's den"
yeah maybe, sure Deborah would help out with the demo. |
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"Any amateur aeronautical engineers in the Yorkshire area able to help me attach a dildo to a drone whilst maintaining its stability. I’ve got a lady who wants to be used by a drone at a unsuspecting moment.
Regards"
you guys have no idea
https://www.mirror.co.uk/tech/dildo-drone-sex-toy-lets-7792533 |
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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago
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"Oh god! Not something else women need to protect themselves from
Not just women, if this works I’m thinking of having an entire squadron of the baby’s in the sky, some with fleshlights on the end. If amazon can deliver packages the why can’t I be a global leader in droneflightfuckUK(r)
You should go on dragon's den yeah maybe, sure Deborah would help out with the demo. "
Oh god, mind bleach, mind bleach!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Any amateur aeronautical engineers in the Yorkshire area able to help me attach a dildo to a drone whilst maintaining its stability. I’ve got a lady who wants to be used by a drone at a unsuspecting moment.
Regards
I mean, how unsuspecting could it be if you're planning on flying a dildodrone at her snatch?
Pretty sure she would have to be ready so to speak.
She will be walking knickerless in the area arranged at said time, on approach I’d like to attach a horn of some sort to make her aware of its imminent descent"
this could end really badly lol |
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By *ribsaMan
over a year ago
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"Nothing ventured, nothing gained OP... Except in this case I think you'll have to ask your neighbours if they've found a crashed dildo-drone in their garden. I’ve got a fella in Somerset making me a carbon fibre 8inch dildo, it will be very secure, it’s inflight and penetration I need some help with"
Please make sure the drone also has a camera on it as this need to be filmed and posted on xhamster or similar site.
Watching thread with confused interest.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oh god! Not something else women need to protect themselves from
Not just women, if this works I’m thinking of having an entire squadron of the baby’s in the sky, some with fleshlights on the end. If amazon can deliver packages the why can’t I be a global leader in droneflightfuckUK(r)
You should go on dragon's den yeah maybe, sure Deborah would help out with the demo.
Oh god, mind bleach, mind bleach!! "
I’m not sure, I bet she’s a bit of. A deviant in the bedroom. Wouldn’t mind having a 3 way with her and banantyne |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Nothing ventured, nothing gained OP... Except in this case I think you'll have to ask your neighbours if they've found a crashed dildo-drone in their garden. I’ve got a fella in Somerset making me a carbon fibre 8inch dildo, it will be very secure, it’s inflight and penetration I need some help with
Please make sure the drone also has a camera on it as this need to be filmed and posted on xhamster or similar site.
Watching thread with confused interest.
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the carbon fibre dildo is designed with a camera in its eye, so footage will be top grade |
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"Any amateur aeronautical engineers in the Yorkshire area able to help me attach a dildo to a drone whilst maintaining its stability. I’ve got a lady who wants to be used by a drone at a unsuspecting moment.
Regards"
Looks like we may have seen the same video clip  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Any amateur aeronautical engineers in the Yorkshire area able to help me attach a dildo to a drone whilst maintaining its stability. I’ve got a lady who wants to be used by a drone at a unsuspecting moment.
Regards
Looks like we may have seen the same video clip "
just seen it, looks like I’m not the innovator I thought I was |
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Can just visualize it, a big fog horn going off, everyone turning their heads to look, a big dildo descending from the heavens as a woman jumps on her back and spreads her legs in perpetration.
Could be how god did it with Mary. |
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