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"i feel like a jack daniels tonight,one ice cube please,and if its not too much trouble some nibbles
if you get rushed off your feet i will give you a hand"
I've lots of nubbles, got Japenese crackers, crisps, salty biscuits
And hey you sit and relax, I'll cope |
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Here you go missi :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INKTfWEHceY
awww that's very sweet!!!
your going to need 2 oxygen tanks ha ha"
Ooooh it gets better :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_WL-q_T-n4&feature=fvst |
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over a year ago
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Here you go missi :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INKTfWEHceY
awww that's very sweet!!!
your going to need 2 oxygen tanks ha ha
One each   "
oh trust me i don't need one!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"more booze please,1 jack daniels 1 ice cube more marzipan,and a slow screw for the lady in the corner"
why am i sat in the corner???
have i been naughty?  |
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"more booze please,1 jack daniels 1 ice cube more marzipan,and a slow screw for the lady in the corner
why am i sat in the corner???
have i been naughty? "
no, you been very good
more oxygen please  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sorry needed to get more ice
May I recommend a 'Slow comfortable screw against the wall'  "
oh go on then you have twisted my arm!
And i am quite partial to a slow screw! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"*sticks headround door... Sees that the brave Sir Mushy is looking after the ladies...
Quietly closes door again...*"
hey you! Not so quick to escape come on in and entertain up ladies  |
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"Lets liven things up here!
Car person line up some shots!
what's in those cocktails? My speech is becoming slurred lol! Bar not car!"
Oi, carsteward, another round please, the last shots missed lol |
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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago
from a town near you |
" he is just trying to escape,he will be in the park before you know it
does he go down by the swings to meet the girlies?
a swinging dog lol"
well you know he has a rubber fetish,he will do owt for a welly |
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" he is just trying to escape,he will be in the park before you know it
does he go down by the swings to meet the girlies?
a swinging dog lolwell you know he has a rubber fetish,he will do owt for a welly "
tell me about it, i can't even get in the door on a rainy day |
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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago
glasgow |
"ditto on the www.
huh? 
Rolling Stones : YOU Can't ALWAYS Get WHAT You WANT
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIX0ZDqDljA"
ah thats better,another bud please.
have the girls been here all day,
they're all steamin. |
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"Free bar ladies and Gentleman, help yourself "
Gentleman, singular huh?
Stomps off home with his Sailor tucked under his arm.
ooooh errr, i'd best rephrase that.  This bar's nowhere near any docks is it? |
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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago
glasgow |
"right give us six oxygen tanks,and two rolls of duck tape.
some of the ladies look about ready to succumb to my charms.
ahem, duct tape doesnt stick to wool
erm so my "friend" tells me"
it does bind though,so i've heard. |
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"right give us six oxygen tanks,and two rolls of duck tape.
some of the ladies look about ready to succumb to my charms.
ahem, duct tape doesnt stick to wool
erm so my "friend" tells me
it does bind though,so i've heard. "
can i interest you in a pair of velcro mittens?
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"right give us six oxygen tanks,and two rolls of duck tape.
some of the ladies look about ready to succumb to my charms.
ahem, duct tape doesnt stick to wool
erm so my "friend" tells me
it does bind though,so i've heard.
can i interest you in a pair of velcro mittens?
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and pssst, you know that er "educational aid" i loaned you, well i got tired of waiting for it's return so i opped along to Carpetright and they cloned me another sheepskin rug, so all is well. |
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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago
glasgow |
"right give us six oxygen tanks,and two rolls of duck tape.
some of the ladies look about ready to succumb to my charms.
ahem, duct tape doesnt stick to wool
erm so my "friend" tells me
it does bind though,so i've heard.
can i interest you in a pair of velcro mittens?
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to late. 
put something dancy on,i've got to take every opportunity,before the hips go.
any body dancing,ffs sake ye canny get them away from that free bar. |
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"Free bar ladies and Gentleman, help yourself
Gentleman, singular huh?
Stomps off home with his Sailor tucked under his arm.
ooooh errr, i'd best rephrase that. This bar's nowhere near any docks is it?"
I thought you were a Gentleman |
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"right give us six oxygen tanks,and two rolls of duck tape.
some of the ladies look about ready to succumb to my charms.
ahem, duct tape doesnt stick to wool
erm so my "friend" tells me
it does bind though,so i've heard.
can i interest you in a pair of velcro mittens?
to late.
put something dancy on,i've got to take every opportunity,before the hips go.
any body dancing,ffs sake ye canny get them away from that free bar. "
What do you call dancy? I haven't got anything dated after a Strauss Waltz |
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"Free bar ladies and Gentleman, help yourself
Gentleman, singular huh?
Stomps off home with his Sailor tucked under his arm.
ooooh errr, i'd best rephrase that. This bar's nowhere near any docks is it?
I thought you were a Gentleman "
Who've you been listening to lol |
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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago
glasgow |
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This do ya?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8TBmeK9Abg"
grrrrrrrrrr,put something modern on,the stones or the beatles,something like that.
lacey and me are dancin,oops nearly tripped over fia there. |
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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago
glasgow |
"your so light on your feet as well,she wouldnt have felt it,
ey up Fia are you ok there
more jack and shots all round,pump up the volume mushy"
thanks lacey,your not so bad yourself.
though to be honest,i think some of those oxygen bottles are helium.
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"your so light on your feet as well,she wouldnt have felt it,
ey up Fia are you ok there
more jack and shots all round,pump up the volume mushy"
At last, help in the form of a request :
Ladies and Gentleman, for your delectation :
Marrs and Pump Up the Volume
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B87snXgV7Pg |
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"your so light on your feet as well,she wouldnt have felt it,
ey up Fia are you ok there
more jack and shots all round,pump up the volume mushy
thanks lacey,your not so bad yourself.
though to be honest,i think some of those oxygen bottles are helium.
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What frigging timing, just when i'd got a refill n all
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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago
glasgow |
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For Saucy :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cQUO7KndCs
ps anybody here can copy n paste yet?"
grrrrrrr,
get YMCA on,i'm dancin with lacey and laine,i'm feeling lucky,and the ladies love nothing more than a camp guy.
i hope view doesn't make an appearance. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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For Saucy :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cQUO7KndCs
ps anybody here can copy n paste yet?
grrrrrrr,
get YMCA on,i'm dancin with lacey and laine,i'm feeling lucky,and the ladies love nothing more than a camp guy.
i hope view doesn't make an appearance. "
#
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y99232ZEuYQ |
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For Saucy :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cQUO7KndCs
ps anybody here can copy n paste yet?
grrrrrrr,
get YMCA on,i'm dancin with lacey and laine,i'm feeling lucky,and the ladies love nothing more than a camp guy.
i hope view doesn't make an appearance. "
grrrrrr.....umbling git indeed.
Well, as you asked, here's Bradford's finest ( seriously, its either this or Smokie or Tanita Tikaram ) :
False start, the advert was two minutes long on that one.
The one you've all been waiting for :
c'mon now, push that pineapple lol
Agadooooooooo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbUQUut_xgw
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For Saucy :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cQUO7KndCs
ps anybody here can copy n paste yet?
grrrrrrr,
get YMCA on,i'm dancin with lacey and laine,i'm feeling lucky,and the ladies love nothing more than a camp guy.
i hope view doesn't make an appearance.
#
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y99232ZEuYQ"
I can't view that one, for adults only. It's asking me to sign in. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"
For Saucy :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cQUO7KndCs
ps anybody here can copy n paste yet?
grrrrrrr,
get YMCA on,i'm dancin with lacey and laine,i'm feeling lucky,and the ladies love nothing more than a camp guy.
i hope view doesn't make an appearance.
grrrrrr.....umbling git indeed.
Well, as you asked, here's Bradford's finest ( seriously, its either this or Smokie or Tanita Tikaram ) :
False start, the advert was two minutes long on that one.
The one you've all been waiting for :
c'mon now, push that pineapple lol
Agadooooooooo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbUQUut_xgw
"
Argggghhhhhaaaaaadon't!!!!!!  |
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For Saucy :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cQUO7KndCs
ps anybody here can copy n paste yet?
grrrrrrr,
get YMCA on,i'm dancin with lacey and laine,i'm feeling lucky,and the ladies love nothing more than a camp guy.
i hope view doesn't make an appearance.
#
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y99232ZEuYQ"
Or alternatively, after two years of praying, i've been relieved by Laine.
Of my duty this evening you dirty minded peoples you.
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For Saucy :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cQUO7KndCs
ps anybody here can copy n paste yet?
grrrrrrr,
get YMCA on,i'm dancin with lacey and laine,i'm feeling lucky,and the ladies love nothing more than a camp guy.
i hope view doesn't make an appearance.
grrrrrr.....umbling git indeed.
Well, as you asked, here's Bradford's finest ( seriously, its either this or Smokie or Tanita Tikaram ) :
False start, the advert was two minutes long on that one.
The one you've all been waiting for :
c'mon now, push that pineapple lol
Agadooooooooo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbUQUut_xgw
Argggghhhhhaaaaaadon't!!!!!! "
The Birdie Dance ;
http://www.youtube.forLaceyTopandSaucy3youjustkeyineachletterinturnandheypresto,musiclol |
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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago
glasgow |
"
For Saucy :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cQUO7KndCs
ps anybody here can copy n paste yet?
grrrrrrr,
get YMCA on,i'm dancin with lacey and laine,i'm feeling lucky,and the ladies love nothing more than a camp guy.
i hope view doesn't make an appearance.
grrrrrr.....umbling git indeed.
Well, as you asked, here's Bradford's finest ( seriously, its either this or Smokie or Tanita Tikaram ) :
False start, the advert was two minutes long on that one.
The one you've all been waiting for :
c'mon now, push that pineapple lol
Agadooooooooo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbUQUut_xgw
Argggghhhhhaaaaaadon't!!!!!!
The Birdie Dance ;
http://www.youtube.forLaceyTopandSaucy3youjustkeyineachletterinturnandheypresto,musiclol"
fanks mushy,is is wan oh the best nights av ever had boooooaaaaaak,gies a kiss. |
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"the birdie song!! when exactley was the last time you dee jayed mushy"
Never. It wan't my fault they employed a non dancing DJ. I was the only one who applied.
And have you tried typing it in yet? |
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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago
from a town near you |
"the birdie song!! when exactley was the last time you dee jayed mushy
Never. It wan't my fault they employed a non dancing DJ. I was the only one who applied.
And have you tried typing it in yet? "
no cant type too pished from all the jacks,and my hands are full holding up me dance partner,he seems to have landed on his bum for some reason |
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"Evenin' folks
pimms please "
oooh, keep me away from Pimms, I've still got the scar on my nose from when I fell asleep with my head down the toilet and woke myself up snoring with a jerk and the seat fell on my nose - that was from Pimms |
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