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New apartment how should I christen the bed

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

I’d sleep in it

By *wist my nipplesCouple over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Shagging, innit.

By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

Orrrrr.. smash’s a bottle of bubbly on the headboard like they do to cruise ships

By *ettering-couple76Couple over a year ago

Kettering

Perform an elaborate ceremony with chanting, shrunken monkey heads and a midget

By *orenzoVonMatterhornMan over a year ago

Lincoln

I believe you need a properly ordained minister

By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

With holy water and a priest.. is there any other way

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Put new bedding on it.

By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

"Perform an elaborate ceremony with chanting, shrunken monkey heads and a midget "

This is how I spend Saturday nights