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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

I need help with script ideas, location, crew and actors. (sshhh.... of course I'm not getting you to do all the work!).

So come on, what should the "story" be and what role will you carry out?

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By *uke olovingmanMan  over a year ago

Gravesend

I'll be the pervy old next door neighbour

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Among the script writers.

Group job interview. Imbalance of power, several ways to take clothing off, unveiling the unbuttoned type, etc.

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By *partharmonyCouple  over a year ago

Ruislip

I can be the washing machine repair man or pool cleaner who used to be a stripper. Luke

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'll be the pervy old next door neighbour"

Will you be peeking over the fence?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

What about an army guy who returns from duty to find his sweetheart in bed with another man, but instead of freaking out he gets involved and the 2 of them service his girl.

I can be in charge of lighting

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Among the script writers.

Group job interview. Imbalance of power, several ways to take clothing off, unveiling the unbuttoned type, etc. "

What's the job?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I can be the washing machine repair man or pool cleaner who used to be a stripper. Luke"

Did you used to be a stripper?

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Among the script writers.

Group job interview. Imbalance of power, several ways to take clothing off, unveiling the unbuttoned type, etc.

What's the job? "

Sexretary

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

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So. Many. Ideas.

Fisting? Lesbians meet in a bar, get d*unk, make out with each other and then tease the fuck out of each other until one is fisted.

Pervy older man seduces nubile young grad student.

No cheesy lines! Lots of kissing. Real passion so it feels almost voyeuristic rather than staged wank material.

Can I do the voice over? My sex voice is good and I can sell anything if I put my mind to it.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'll be the young guy next door who you shouldn't look at when getting out the shower but you always do I leave the curtains open.....on purpose everytime

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"What about an army guy who returns from duty to find his sweetheart in bed with another man, but instead of freaking out he gets involved and the 2 of them service his girl.

I can be in charge of lighting "

Will he keep his uniform on?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You'll need a fluffer, and it won't be me..Google it.

I'd be more of a sound engineer

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Among the script writers.

Group job interview. Imbalance of power, several ways to take clothing off, unveiling the unbuttoned type, etc.

What's the job?

Sexretary"

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"So. Many. Ideas.

Fisting? Lesbians meet in a bar, get d*unk, make out with each other and then tease the fuck out of each other until one is fisted.

Pervy older man seduces nubile young grad student.

No cheesy lines! Lots of kissing. Real passion so it feels almost voyeuristic rather than staged wank material.

Can I do the voice over? My sex voice is good and I can sell anything if I put my mind to it."

Are you just describing next weekend?

And yes you can but Retweet gets to write your script

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'll be the young guy next door who you shouldn't look at when getting out the shower but you always do I leave the curtains open.....on purpose everytime "

Who is watching?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"You'll need a fluffer, and it won't be me..Google it.

I'd be more of a sound engineer"

Catch the moans!

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

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"So. Many. Ideas.

Fisting? Lesbians meet in a bar, get d*unk, make out with each other and then tease the fuck out of each other until one is fisted.

Pervy older man seduces nubile young grad student.

No cheesy lines! Lots of kissing. Real passion so it feels almost voyeuristic rather than staged wank material.

Can I do the voice over? My sex voice is good and I can sell anything if I put my mind to it.

Are you just describing next weekend?

And yes you can but Retweet gets to write your script "

Maybe. Not retweet! It'll be like The Mighty Boosh does a porno.

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Among the script writers.

Group job interview. Imbalance of power, several ways to take clothing off, unveiling the unbuttoned type, etc.

What's the job?

Sexretary

"

Unbutton blazers, take glasses off, push up bra, take updo apart and go from mousy to hot somehow.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'll be the young guy next door who you shouldn't look at when getting out the shower but you always do I leave the curtains open.....on purpose everytime

Who is watching? "

The lovely lady next door

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What about an army guy who returns from duty to find his sweetheart in bed with another man, but instead of freaking out he gets involved and the 2 of them service his girl.

I can be in charge of lighting

Will he keep his uniform on?

"

For part of it yes, because women love a man in uniform. Eventually though he'll undress revealing a battle sca_ed body but the mrs digs this and licks his scars before offering to "take care of him" and she blows him off as the other guy stands at the end of the bed and salutes

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You'll need a fluffer, and it won't be me..Google it.

I'd be more of a sound engineer

Catch the moans! "

Yes and overdub some 70s style porn music over it

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By *uke olovingmanMan  over a year ago

Gravesend


"I'll be the pervy old next door neighbour

Will you be peeking over the fence? "

Peeping through a knot hole

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

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What would yours be Rubidoobydo?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I would love to be in charge of casting x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Porn Parody

'Rod' Hull and his emu, an angry, aggressive, spitting length of a creature have to stop the evil witch 'grot'bags from distributing low quality porn to the masses.

'Grot'bags one weakness? Well, it's long and aggressive, she' ll be spitting feathers

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By *partharmonyCouple  over a year ago

Ruislip


"I can be the washing machine repair man or pool cleaner who used to be a stripper. Luke

Did you used to be a stripper? "

Part-time, yes. There's a story.

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By *ndyandMandyCouple  over a year ago

swansea

How about a Benny Hill retro sketch but the guy gets the girl

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"What about an army guy who returns from duty to find his sweetheart in bed with another man, but instead of freaking out he gets involved and the 2 of them service his girl.

I can be in charge of lighting

Will he keep his uniform on?

For part of it yes, because women love a man in uniform. Eventually though he'll undress revealing a battle sca_ed body but the mrs digs this and licks his scars before offering to "take care of him" and she blows him off as the other guy stands at the end of the bed and salutes "

It's all gone a bit "Crash" with the scar licking

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"What would yours be Rubidoobydo? "

I'm feeling the romance at the moment so I'd probably make some kinda cheesy aimed at women slow, sensual intense scene.

Either that or my weird side will take over. There will be costumes, prosthetics and a storyline that confuses you. "Am I really turned on my aliens gangbanging a nun!?!"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What about an army guy who returns from duty to find his sweetheart in bed with another man, but instead of freaking out he gets involved and the 2 of them service his girl.

I can be in charge of lighting

Will he keep his uniform on?

For part of it yes, because women love a man in uniform. Eventually though he'll undress revealing a battle sca_ed body but the mrs digs this and licks his scars before offering to "take care of him" and she blows him off as the other guy stands at the end of the bed and salutes

It's all gone a bit "Crash" with the scar licking "

Script editor needed....quickly

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I would love to be in charge of casting x"

OK but remember you have to check the performance of the men too!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What about an army guy who returns from duty to find his sweetheart in bed with another man, but instead of freaking out he gets involved and the 2 of them service his girl.

I can be in charge of lighting

Will he keep his uniform on?

For part of it yes, because women love a man in uniform. Eventually though he'll undress revealing a battle sca_ed body but the mrs digs this and licks his scars before offering to "take care of him" and she blows him off as the other guy stands at the end of the bed and salutes

It's all gone a bit "Crash" with the scar licking "

I was thinking if we set the music to the 2001:A Space Odysee theme then it would take away from the scar thing. The wife is a bit of a freak really, I forgot to mention the other guy is actually a war veteran and only has half a nose. He kinda looks like an over fed Skeletor.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Porn Parody

'Rod' Hull and his emu, an angry, aggressive, spitting length of a creature have to stop the evil witch 'grot'bags from distributing low quality porn to the masses.

'Grot'bags one weakness? Well, it's long and aggressive, she' ll be spitting feathers"

OK but no ladders.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I can be the washing machine repair man or pool cleaner who used to be a stripper. Luke

Did you used to be a stripper?

Part-time, yes. There's a story. "

One you must share!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I need help with script ideas, location, crew and actors. (sshhh.... of course I'm not getting you to do all the work!).

So come on, what should the "story" be and what role will you carry out? "

man meets girls on mount fuji everything heats up

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'll be the casting director. I already have the couch.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Woman walking down the road, pulled into a car/van, then taken to a field and used

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"How about a Benny Hill retro sketch but the guy gets the girl"

I think the music would be a bit off putting but I did see there's this whole thing about wanking to porn in time with music so it could be funny

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What about an army guy who returns from duty to find his sweetheart in bed with another man, but instead of freaking out he gets involved and the 2 of them service his girl.

I can be in charge of lighting

Will he keep his uniform on?

For part of it yes, because women love a man in uniform. Eventually though he'll undress revealing a battle sca_ed body but the mrs digs this and licks his scars before offering to "take care of him" and she blows him off as the other guy stands at the end of the bed and salutes

It's all gone a bit "Crash" with the scar licking

I was thinking if we set the music to the 2001:A Space Odysee theme then it would take away from the scar thing. The wife is a bit of a freak really, I forgot to mention the other guy is actually a war veteran and only has half a nose. He kinda looks like an over fed Skeletor. "

I think You need a different role ZipperDown...your Script writing is a little off...

Can you work a camera? Or be the fluffer?

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By *ig1gaz1Man  over a year ago

bradford

Im surprised that the ladys havent voluntee_ed to be the fluffer.

yet

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

As the potential sexretaries line up to be examined more thoroughly, the CEO slowly walks up and down. All you can hear is the sound of his feet as he looks them up and down slowly. Frisson of tension in the air, as he raises an eyebrow at a buxom blonde, who lowers her head in a sign of submission.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Whatever it is I’ll do sound track. I’m dusting down my 70’s jazz/funk 12inch collection as we speak

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"What about an army guy who returns from duty to find his sweetheart in bed with another man, but instead of freaking out he gets involved and the 2 of them service his girl.

I can be in charge of lighting

Will he keep his uniform on?

For part of it yes, because women love a man in uniform. Eventually though he'll undress revealing a battle sca_ed body but the mrs digs this and licks his scars before offering to "take care of him" and she blows him off as the other guy stands at the end of the bed and salutes

It's all gone a bit "Crash" with the scar licking

I was thinking if we set the music to the 2001:A Space Odysee theme then it would take away from the scar thing. The wife is a bit of a freak really, I forgot to mention the other guy is actually a war veteran and only has half a nose. He kinda looks like an over fed Skeletor. "

Please tell me the soldier guy is He-Man! That blonde bob is such a turn on!

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

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"Im surprised that the ladys havent voluntee_ed to be the fluffer.

yet "

Alright, alright. I'll be a fluffer. It'll help release some of my horn I guess.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Im surprised that the ladys havent voluntee_ed to be the fluffer.

yet

Alright, alright. I'll be a fluffer. It'll help release some of my horn I guess."

I thought you were the leading actress...you can't do both

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I need help with script ideas, location, crew and actors. (sshhh.... of course I'm not getting you to do all the work!).

So come on, what should the "story" be and what role will you carry out? man meets girls on mount fuji everything heats up "

What if they cause an avalanche!?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'll be the casting director. I already have the couch."
wipe clean?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Woman walking down the road, pulled into a car/van, then taken to a field and used"

What kinda field? I'm concerned she'll end up with a potato up her bum or something.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I’ll just dance in the background x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Woman walking down the road, pulled into a car/van, then taken to a field and used

What kinda field? I'm concerned she'll end up with a potato up her bum or something. "

Maize

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Im surprised that the ladys havent voluntee_ed to be the fluffer.

yet "

They're just shy

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I need help with script ideas, location, crew and actors. (sshhh.... of course I'm not getting you to do all the work!).

So come on, what should the "story" be and what role will you carry out? man meets girls on mount fuji everything heats up

What if they cause an avalanche!?!

"

they can have disaronno on the rocks

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"As the potential sexretaries line up to be examined more thoroughly, the CEO slowly walks up and down. All you can hear is the sound of his feet as he looks them up and down slowly. Frisson of tension in the air, as he raises an eyebrow at a buxom blonde, who lowers her head in a sign of submission. "

You've clearly thought this through before!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I would love to be in charge of casting x

OK but remember you have to check the performance of the men too! "

See this is where i can also use the women i am casting. This way everyone who wants a part will at least get to act out a scene, or more if they get a call back

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Whatever it is I’ll do sound track. I’m dusting down my 70’s jazz/funk 12inch collection as we speak "

Can you also do some moans and things in case we need to dub them on?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ha ha could be worse things up her bum,. Would have to make sure there is a soft patch

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I’ll just dance in the background x"

Bez style? We can get you those rampant rabbits with the beads in, you can use them as maracas.

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

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"Im surprised that the ladys havent voluntee_ed to be the fluffer.

yet

Alright, alright. I'll be a fluffer. It'll help release some of my horn I guess.

I thought you were the leading actress...you can't do both "

No, I'll cast some hot forum users so it's a hit.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I need help with script ideas, location, crew and actors. (sshhh.... of course I'm not getting you to do all the work!).

So come on, what should the "story" be and what role will you carry out? man meets girls on mount fuji everything heats up

What if they cause an avalanche!?!

they can have disaronno on the rocks "

Dis-anal-o

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I’ll just dance in the background x

Bez style? We can get you those rampant rabbits with the beads in, you can use them as maracas. "

Haha definitely

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"As the potential sexretaries line up to be examined more thoroughly, the CEO slowly walks up and down. All you can hear is the sound of his feet as he looks them up and down slowly. Frisson of tension in the air, as he raises an eyebrow at a buxom blonde, who lowers her head in a sign of submission.

You've clearly thought this through before! "

I haven't, actually

But group situation, power dynamic/ potential bdsm thing, ways to undress, contrast between formal and naked, etc.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Im surprised that the ladys havent voluntee_ed to be the fluffer.

yet

Alright, alright. I'll be a fluffer. It'll help release some of my horn I guess.

I thought you were the leading actress...you can't do both

No, I'll cast some hot forum users so it's a hit."

Casting yourself then?

***blatant ass kissing alert****

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By *partharmonyCouple  over a year ago

Ruislip


"I can be the washing machine repair man or pool cleaner who used to be a stripper. Luke

Did you used to be a stripper?

Part-time, yes. There's a story.

One you must share! "

I won't do it on this thread but PM me if you want to be told about it.

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By *ig1gaz1Man  over a year ago

bradford

story line

An odd garmet dropped at the doorway and throughout the house, done like a strip tease.

At the door theres a photo with 2 ladies upon it, would be the last photo taken.

Wrote upon it Heres your surprise come and find us.

Progressing thoughout the house would be another photo with less and less clothing on each photo.

also a garment of clothing with it from either lady.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Whatever it is I’ll do sound track. I’m dusting down my 70’s jazz/funk 12inch collection as we speak

Can you also do some moans and things in case we need to dub them on? "

I can do grunts and groans but the moans will need to come from elsewhere as my voice is too low..

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"story line

An odd garmet dropped at the doorway and throughout the house, done like a strip tease.

At the door theres a photo with 2 ladies upon it, would be the last photo taken.

Wrote upon it Heres your surprise come and find us.

Progressing thoughout the house would be another photo with less and less clothing on each photo.

also a garment of clothing with it from either lady."

Would he be dropping an item of his at eaxh stop?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Whatever it is I’ll do sound track. I’m dusting down my 70’s jazz/funk 12inch collection as we speak

Can you also do some moans and things in case we need to dub them on?

I can do grunts and groans but the moans will need to come from elsewhere as my voice is too low.."

We'll just get cake out at the MLS and record the mmmmmmmmmms

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

K, changing back to sensible head.

How about we write one based around a Fab group social. Maybe it starts at a cocktail bar somewhere, everyone arrives and mingles and introduces themselves to those they don't know or have been longing to meet in person. Go for some long angle shots as they enter the room, then close ups of the others faces as they eye up the next person to walk in. We'd see a lot of lusty looks. As the night goes on people get tipsy and more flirty and tactile. There is some passionate kissing in the room already from some of the couples which is drawing peoples gaze and heating things up.

There's also some sexy close dancing between a few singles and everyone is feeling good, laughing and enjoying themselves. Then someone suggests a retreat to their place and are joined by several singles and couples.

The house they go back to has low lighting and decorated full of deep _eds, purples and blacks, with plenty of low comfortable lounge seating and some nameless sax player doing his thing next to the bar that's in the lounge. Then people start to make their move and pair off or group off, and they head to the houses bedrooms to begin the action. The sax player and the barman stay behind in the lounge and get it on so nobody is left out lol

I'll leave the rest to the imagination and the more experienced or creative of you as when it comes to sex I usually just make it up as I go along

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Experimental, metaphorical porn.

A two our monologue from a grizzled, soot cove_ed train driver as his train slowly approaches a tunnel in the side of a mountain. He opines on life, lost loves and fantasises about a woman he saw on the platform who may or may not have been flirting with him.

As the film climaxes the woman enters the front of the train, as the train enters the tunnel

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By *anky_PankyWoman  over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

Erm I manage a swinging club.....

You come in lost and looking for assistance. Like the goings on a little TOO much!

Bit like a naughtier version of Rocky Horror but I have better hair than Tim Rice

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By *ig1gaz1Man  over a year ago

bradford


"Would he be dropping an item of his at each stop? "

no

Just collecting each garment and each picture as progressing through the house.

By the time he gets too you he would be so horny he might just tear his clothes off just to be naked with you

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"K, changing back to sensible head.

How about we write one based around a Fab group social. Maybe it starts at a cocktail bar somewhere, everyone arrives and mingles and introduces themselves to those they don't know or have been longing to meet in person. Go for some long angle shots as they enter the room, then close ups of the others faces as they eye up the next person to walk in. We'd see a lot of lusty looks. As the night goes on people get tipsy and more flirty and tactile. There is some passionate kissing in the room already from some of the couples which is drawing peoples gaze and heating things up.

There's also some sexy close dancing between a few singles and everyone is feeling good, laughing and enjoying themselves. Then someone suggests a retreat to their place and are joined by several singles and couples.

The house they go back to has low lighting and decorated full of deep _eds, purples and blacks, with plenty of low comfortable lounge seating and some nameless sax player doing his thing next to the bar that's in the lounge. Then people start to make their move and pair off or group off, and they head to the houses bedrooms to begin the action. The sax player and the barman stay behind in the lounge and get it on so nobody is left out lol

I'll leave the rest to the imagination and the more experienced or creative of you as when it comes to sex I usually just make it up as I go along "

You wanna sax it up?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Experimental, metaphorical porn.

A two our monologue from a grizzled, soot cove_ed train driver as his train slowly approaches a tunnel in the side of a mountain. He opines on life, lost loves and fantasises about a woman he saw on the platform who may or may not have been flirting with him.

As the film climaxes the woman enters the front of the train, as the train enters the tunnel"

I'm wanking at the thought.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"K, changing back to sensible head.

How about we write one based around a Fab group social. Maybe it starts at a cocktail bar somewhere, everyone arrives and mingles and introduces themselves to those they don't know or have been longing to meet in person. Go for some long angle shots as they enter the room, then close ups of the others faces as they eye up the next person to walk in. We'd see a lot of lusty looks. As the night goes on people get tipsy and more flirty and tactile. There is some passionate kissing in the room already from some of the couples which is drawing peoples gaze and heating things up.

There's also some sexy close dancing between a few singles and everyone is feeling good, laughing and enjoying themselves. Then someone suggests a retreat to their place and are joined by several singles and couples.

The house they go back to has low lighting and decorated full of deep _eds, purples and blacks, with plenty of low comfortable lounge seating and some nameless sax player doing his thing next to the bar that's in the lounge. Then people start to make their move and pair off or group off, and they head to the houses bedrooms to begin the action. The sax player and the barman stay behind in the lounge and get it on so nobody is left out lol

I'll leave the rest to the imagination and the more experienced or creative of you as when it comes to sex I usually just make it up as I go along

You wanna sax it up? "

Lol all night

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Erm I manage a swinging club.....

You come in lost and looking for assistance. Like the goings on a little TOO much!

Bit like a naughtier version of Rocky Horror but I have better hair than Tim Rice "

Does the action start with a jump to the left?

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman  over a year ago

On a mooch


"Im surprised that the ladys havent voluntee_ed to be the fluffer.

yet

Alright, alright. I'll be a fluffer. It'll help release some of my horn I guess.

I thought you were the leading actress...you can't do both

No, I'll cast some hot forum users so it's a hit."

I’ll assist with the fluffing, I’m allowed to touch right

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By *ophieslutTV/TS  over a year ago

Central

Fluffer and refreshments - it can be thirsty work for staff, if a couple of minutes film takes hours to produce. My roles will of course be fully separated from each other

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

the life and times of a fab straight guy

id buy that lol

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By *hilloutMan  over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

Link to my latest story. Perfect backdrop, ambient and premise for a porno shoot. Plus, Added bonus of shamelessly plugging here

https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/stories/920356

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"the life and times of a fab straight guy

id buy that lol"

That would be boring...like just watching the in box for some mail for months

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Link to my latest story. Perfect backdrop, ambient and premise for a porno shoot. Plus, Added bonus of shamelessly plugging here

https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/stories/920356"

Smooth.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Im surprised that the ladys havent voluntee_ed to be the fluffer.

yet

Alright, alright. I'll be a fluffer. It'll help release some of my horn I guess.

I thought you were the leading actress...you can't do both

No, I'll cast some hot forum users so it's a hit.

I’ll assist with the fluffing, I’m allowed to touch right "

Yes. But not too much!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Fluffer and refreshments - it can be thirsty work for staff, if a couple of minutes film takes hours to produce. My roles will of course be fully separated from each other "

I'll pass on the tea just in case!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"the life and times of a fab straight guy

id buy that lol

That would be boring...like just watching the in box for some mail for months "

whats boring for guys would be horny for women lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"the life and times of a fab straight guy

id buy that lol"

Straight or "fab straight" those could be very different in terms of the amount of action

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I need help with script ideas, location, crew and actors. (sshhh.... of course I'm not getting you to do all the work!).

So come on, what should the "story" be and what role will you carry out? "

Can I be a ‘talent’ scout?

I think I may have forwarded something that could pass as a CV (on Kik) at various points, Rubi!

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

.


"Experimental, metaphorical porn.

A two our monologue from a grizzled, soot cove_ed train driver as his train slowly approaches a tunnel in the side of a mountain. He opines on life, lost loves and fantasises about a woman he saw on the platform who may or may not have been flirting with him.

As the film climaxes the woman enters the front of the train, as the train enters the tunnel"

Oh my friend wrote something like that on her blog! Will send you the link.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Link to my latest story. Perfect backdrop, ambient and premise for a porno shoot. Plus, Added bonus of shamelessly plugging here

https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/stories/920356"

Never one to miss a chance for self promotion are you?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Story

I just want to do the pile driver on sally

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I need help with script ideas, location, crew and actors. (sshhh.... of course I'm not getting you to do all the work!).

So come on, what should the "story" be and what role will you carry out?

Can I be a ‘talent’ scout?

I think I may have forwarded something that could pass as a CV (on Kik) at various points, Rubi! "

Oh sweet jesus!! All the yeses!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Story

I just want to do the pile driver on sally "

Don't make me banish you from this thread too!!

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

.


"Link to my latest story. Perfect backdrop, ambient and premise for a porno shoot. Plus, Added bonus of shamelessly plugging here

https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/stories/920356

Never one to miss a chance for self promotion are you? "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I need help with script ideas, location, crew and actors. (sshhh.... of course I'm not getting you to do all the work!).

So come on, what should the "story" be and what role will you carry out?

Can I be a ‘talent’ scout?

I think I may have forwarded something that could pass as a CV (on Kik) at various points, Rubi!

Oh sweet jesus!! All the yeses!! "

Ideal!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Story

I just want to do the pile driver on sally

Don't make me banish you from this thread too!! "

why what did i do

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman  over a year ago

On a mooch


"Im surprised that the ladys havent voluntee_ed to be the fluffer.

yet

Alright, alright. I'll be a fluffer. It'll help release some of my horn I guess.

I thought you were the leading actress...you can't do both

No, I'll cast some hot forum users so it's a hit.

I’ll assist with the fluffing, I’m allowed to touch right

Yes. But not too much! "

Oh no of course not, just the right amount of finger tip exploration accompanied with some well chosen words

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

The fluffer who seduces the porn stars?

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By *hilloutMan  over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest


"Link to my latest story. Perfect backdrop, ambient and premise for a porno shoot. Plus, Added bonus of shamelessly plugging here

https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/stories/920356

Never one to miss a chance for self promotion are you? "

Never one to miss a chance in helping out a fellow fabber Besides, a writer has to plug! Win win

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Not all writers plug

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By *nabelle21Woman  over a year ago

B38


"I would love to be in charge of casting x"

I'll be in charge of the casting couch...holding auditions

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman  over a year ago

On a mooch


"The fluffer who seduces the porn stars? "

Who awakens their mind so their senses can engage and make it more pleasurable and not just following a script

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"The fluffer who seduces the porn stars?

Who awakens their mind so their senses can engage and make it more pleasurable and not just following a script "

Ooh yes

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The fluffer who seduces the porn stars?

Who awakens their mind so their senses can engage and make it more pleasurable and not just following a script "

Could of just said "improvise"

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Story

I just want to do the pile driver on sally

Don't make me banish you from this thread too!! why what did i do "

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"The fluffer who seduces the porn stars? "

Plot twist!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Link to my latest story. Perfect backdrop, ambient and premise for a porno shoot. Plus, Added bonus of shamelessly plugging here

https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/stories/920356

Never one to miss a chance for self promotion are you?

Never one to miss a chance in helping out a fellow fabber Besides, a writer has to plug! Win win "

I don't have time to read it! Porn production is face paced! Can you give me a brief synopsis?

Also, stop plugging and give it a rest, it'll fall off if you over use it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I would love to be in charge of casting x

I'll be in charge of the casting couch...holding auditions"

What questions will you ask? Or what will you get them to do?

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"The fluffer who seduces the porn stars?

Who awakens their mind so their senses can engage and make it more pleasurable and not just following a script

Ooh yes"

Sensual, varied sex with different kinds of orgasms

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By *hilloutMan  over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest


"Link to my latest story. Perfect backdrop, ambient and premise for a porno shoot. Plus, Added bonus of shamelessly plugging here

https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/stories/920356

Never one to miss a chance for self promotion are you?

Never one to miss a chance in helping out a fellow fabber Besides, a writer has to plug! Win win

I don't have time to read it! Porn production is face paced! Can you give me a brief synopsis?

Also, stop plugging and give it a rest, it'll fall off if you over use it! "

little chance of that happening.

Two lovers engage in rampant, lustful sex on a tropical beach while the sun is setting and a tropical storm kicks off as they go at it.

I'm expecting good royalties

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I’m still dancing x

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Link to my latest story. Perfect backdrop, ambient and premise for a porno shoot. Plus, Added bonus of shamelessly plugging here

https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/stories/920356

Never one to miss a chance for self promotion are you?

Never one to miss a chance in helping out a fellow fabber Besides, a writer has to plug! Win win

I don't have time to read it! Porn production is face paced! Can you give me a brief synopsis?

Also, stop plugging and give it a rest, it'll fall off if you over use it!

little chance of that happening.

Two lovers engage in rampant, lustful sex on a tropical beach while the sun is setting and a tropical storm kicks off as they go at it.

I'm expecting good royalties "

It seems a bit clichéd. Do they get sucked up in a tornado and taken to another world? That could make it interesting.

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By *urning the kinkMan  over a year ago

bristol

Bet I end up with clean up

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I’m still dancing x"

**Rubi gives Lottie some water, she's being going for quite some time now

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

.


"Link to my latest story. Perfect backdrop, ambient and premise for a porno shoot. Plus, Added bonus of shamelessly plugging here

https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/stories/920356

Never one to miss a chance for self promotion are you?

Never one to miss a chance in helping out a fellow fabber Besides, a writer has to plug! Win win

I don't have time to read it! Porn production is face paced! Can you give me a brief synopsis?

Also, stop plugging and give it a rest, it'll fall off if you over use it!

little chance of that happening.

Two lovers engage in rampant, lustful sex on a tropical beach while the sun is setting and a tropical storm kicks off as they go at it.

I'm expecting good royalties "

Yeah but one sounds like standard wank bank porno material, the other a generic faceless Ken doll. You need something innovative! Make it more exciting, less p_edictable.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Bet I end up with clean up "

Oh! Where's that guy who likes drinking cum from a glass? You could collect it for him.

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

.


"

I'm expecting good royalties

It seems a bit clichéd. Do they get sucked up in a tornado and taken to another world? That could make it interesting. "

Great minds and all that.

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By *hilloutMan  over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest


"Link to my latest story. Perfect backdrop, ambient and premise for a porno shoot. Plus, Added bonus of shamelessly plugging here

https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/stories/920356

Never one to miss a chance for self promotion are you?

Never one to miss a chance in helping out a fellow fabber Besides, a writer has to plug! Win win

I don't have time to read it! Porn production is face paced! Can you give me a brief synopsis?

Also, stop plugging and give it a rest, it'll fall off if you over use it!

little chance of that happening.

Two lovers engage in rampant, lustful sex on a tropical beach while the sun is setting and a tropical storm kicks off as they go at it.

I'm expecting good royalties

It seems a bit clichéd. Do they get sucked up in a tornado and taken to another world? That could make it interesting. "

Sex in the twilight zone....brilliant!! I'll have to pay you royalties

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman  over a year ago

On a mooch


"The fluffer who seduces the porn stars?

Who awakens their mind so their senses can engage and make it more pleasurable and not just following a script

Ooh yes

Sensual, varied sex with different kinds of orgasms"

Been told can’t get them to wound up so no O stage in fluffing

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Porn from the point of view of the sperm... It'll be like bee movie, the sperm find out what the porn industry is doing a sue humanity

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Porn from the point of view of the sperm... It'll be like bee movie, the sperm find out what the porn industry is doing a sue humanity "

That will also answer Meli's "what does it look like inside me" query!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I would go on YouTube and look at the old Benny hill's shows. Lots of funny short stories that should get the wheels turning X

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

6 women

Trapped in a labrynth

To escape they must find their way through

Completing 8 tasks

The taskmaster being a man, woman, or a group.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Porn from the point of view of the sperm... It'll be like bee movie, the sperm find out what the porn industry is doing a sue humanity

That will also answer Meli's "what does it look like inside me" query! "

ffs MeliVenelli

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I would go on YouTube and look at the old Benny hill's shows. Lots of funny short stories that should get the wheels turning X "

I don't think I've ever actually seen one.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"

6 women

Trapped in a labrynth

To escape they must find their way through

Completing 8 tasks

The taskmaster being a man, woman, or a group.

"

Surely Jareth is the taskmaster?

Bagsy I'm not shagging Hoggle

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By *iamondCougarWoman  over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Among the script writers.

Group job interview. Imbalance of power, several ways to take clothing off, unveiling the unbuttoned type, etc.

What's the job?

Sexretary"

Good word!

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

.


"Porn from the point of view of the sperm... It'll be like bee movie, the sperm find out what the porn industry is doing a sue humanity

That will also answer Meli's "what does it look like inside me" query!

ffs MeliVenelli"

We can do one about a man who slowly comes out of his shell and peeks around him and discovers a buxom wench lying on the beach. He flippers over to her and they have hot, intimate sex and snuggle?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I need help with script ideas, location, crew and actors. (sshhh.... of course I'm not getting you to do all the work!).

So come on, what should the "story" be and what role will you carry out? man meets girls on mount fuji everything heats up

What if they cause an avalanche!?!

they can have disaronno on the rocks

Dis-anal-o"

lava minute

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Porn from the point of view of the sperm... It'll be like bee movie, the sperm find out what the porn industry is doing a sue humanity

That will also answer Meli's "what does it look like inside me" query!

ffs MeliVenelli

We can do one about a man who slowly comes out of his shell and peeks around him and discovers a buxom wench lying on the beach. He flippers over to her and they have hot, intimate sex and snuggle? "

No one wants to see that

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Porn from the point of view of the sperm... It'll be like bee movie, the sperm find out what the porn industry is doing a sue humanity

That will also answer Meli's "what does it look like inside me" query!

ffs MeliVenelli

We can do one about a man who slowly comes out of his shell and peeks around him and discovers a buxom wench lying on the beach. He flippers over to her and they have hot, intimate sex and snuggle? "

I've actually done that!! Think of something else!!

I'm just watching some porn now to get some ideas

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By *anky_PankyWoman  over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville


"Erm I manage a swinging club.....

You come in lost and looking for assistance. Like the goings on a little TOO much!

Bit like a naughtier version of Rocky Horror but I have better hair than Tim Rice

Does the action start with a jump to the left? "

No its the pelvic thrust that really drives you insaaaaaaane......

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By *he Mac LassWoman  over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

I'm rather handy with a boom mic

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By *anky_PankyWoman  over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville


"I'm rather handy with a boom mic"

It'll get wet!? Who wants wet fur?!

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By *he Mac LassWoman  over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway


"I'm rather handy with a boom mic

It'll get wet!? Who wants wet fur?! "

Well it will if it gets used for other means. Cripes imagine the sound

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By *anky_PankyWoman  over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville


"I'm rather handy with a boom mic

It'll get wet!? Who wants wet fur?!

Well it will if it gets used for other means. Cripes imagine the sound "

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

The Fab Challenge: most orgasms in an hour. Step right up, lads. (script ideas, not really)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A female training to get a tantric sex masseuse but discovers that she is only there to be the model to be practiced on by all the other students. Sexy oily orgy's

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By *nabelle21Woman  over a year ago

B38


"I would love to be in charge of casting x

I'll be in charge of the casting couch...holding auditions

What questions will you ask? Or what will you get them to do? "

first of all the obligatory put your cock against this remote to check for size...if said cock has a good side and is photgenic we will take it from there

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

We need to make this thread a thing

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A female training to get a tantric sex masseuse but discovers that she is only there to be the model to be practiced on by all the other students. Sexy oily orgy's "

Lol i would love to be practiced on

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By *anger69104Man  over a year ago

Lincoln

I would be the kinky old man who loves spanking and fondling women

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman  over a year ago

On a mooch


"The Fab Challenge: most orgasms in an hour. Step right up, lads. (script ideas, not really) "

Is this the women or men

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

A woman is fed up with the infuriating men in her life. Her temper takes over. Men fear her approach, and yet relish her ministrations.

The Spanker

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Porn from the point of view of the sperm... It'll be like bee movie, the sperm find out what the porn industry is doing a sue humanity

That will also answer Meli's "what does it look like inside me" query!

ffs MeliVenelli

We can do one about a man who slowly comes out of his shell and peeks around him and discovers a buxom wench lying on the beach. He flippers over to her and they have hot, intimate sex and snuggle? "

Then he mops up with the knickers he pulls from his pocket?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'm rather handy with a boom mic

It'll get wet!? Who wants wet fur?! "

I bet someone has a wet fur fetish!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"The Fab Challenge: most orgasms in an hour. Step right up, lads. (script ideas, not really) "

We can set a range of challenges!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"A female training to get a tantric sex masseuse but discovers that she is only there to be the model to be practiced on by all the other students. Sexy oily orgy's "

Lucky lady!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I would love to be in charge of casting x

I'll be in charge of the casting couch...holding auditions

What questions will you ask? Or what will you get them to do?

first of all the obligatory put your cock against this remote to check for size...if said cock has a good side and is photgenic we will take it from there "

Standard!

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"The Fab Challenge: most orgasms in an hour. Step right up, lads. (script ideas, not really)

We can set a range of challenges! "

Men vying for the competition of the champion stud*

* breeders need not apply

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I would be the kinky old man who loves spanking and fondling women"

Why am I picturing the old guy from Steptoe and Son!?

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

.


"Porn from the point of view of the sperm... It'll be like bee movie, the sperm find out what the porn industry is doing a sue humanity

That will also answer Meli's "what does it look like inside me" query!

ffs MeliVenelli

We can do one about a man who slowly comes out of his shell and peeks around him and discovers a buxom wench lying on the beach. He flippers over to her and they have hot, intimate sex and snuggle?

Then he mops up with the knickers he pulls from his pocket? "

Yep. Cleans his leaky pipe with one sexy fluid move. The camera will pan to the tattoo on his head briefly. Enough time to give a quick glimpse at the real man inside.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Do you need a fluffer? As i know a guy

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By *wingfellowMan  over a year ago

my own little sanctuary

I’d narrate it

Would want royalties for the audiobook version though

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Do you need a fluffer? As i know a guy "

Is it you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I’d narrate it

Would want royalties for the audiobook version though "

Meli is narrating too. Maybe we can get you to dub the voices into different languages!

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By *edMan  over a year ago

cambridgeshire

So it'll soon be Xmas

The Nativity nudity play, where we find our Mary was no virgin and each of the wisemen bring sex toys as gifts for her.

In my film the donkey stays outside..

I'd be the Wiseman who brings gold for the baby and keeps my cut..that's wise for you

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"So it'll soon be Xmas

The Nativity nudity play, where we find our Mary was no virgin and each of the wisemen bring sex toys as gifts for her.

In my film the donkey stays outside..

I'd be the Wiseman who brings gold for the baby and keeps my cut..that's wise for you "

Who will be looking after the baby!?!

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By *rown_cock_edinMan  over a year ago

edinburgh

Hope this becomes a reality, would like to lend a hand if anything Computer related is requi_ed. Only things I know.. computers and porn

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By *edMan  over a year ago

cambridgeshire


"So it'll soon be Xmas

The Nativity nudity play, where we find our Mary was no virgin and each of the wisemen bring sex toys as gifts for her.

In my film the donkey stays outside..

I'd be the Wiseman who brings gold for the baby and keeps my cut..that's wise for you

Who will be looking after the baby!?! "

Baby? Oh THAT baby, social worker I guess..

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By *wingfellowMan  over a year ago

my own little sanctuary


"I’d narrate it

Would want royalties for the audiobook version though

Meli is narrating too. Maybe we can get you to dub the voices into different languages! "

Broken English.... got ya

I’m sure Meli can share the money!

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Ooh. The Man Eater. A woman with a crazy libido who leaves man after man ruined in her wake.

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By *oldyoudown41Man  over a year ago

caledonian

Old county western.. plot .

Old lover is back out of prison and while away you find a new man or many and he’s jealous..

Basically lots of sex and shoutouts ,

Nothing to do with my cowboys persona

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By *auren LushTV/TS  over a year ago

Cannock

i would like to be sexy tv that plays with husband and wife. i also have experience at directing shoots etc

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By *r MoriartyMan  over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

Wet wipes runner

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By *inn_the_humanMan  over a year ago

Edinburgh

I've a great idea for a script.

A hot pizza delivery girl comes to my door.

She offers me pizza in exchange for money.

I pay her money, and take and eat the pizza.

I really quite like pizza

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A female training to get a tantric sex masseuse but discovers that she is only there to be the model to be practiced on by all the other students. Sexy oily orgy's "
lol you did that last night at the club didn't you?

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By *ig1gaz1Man  over a year ago

bradford

you could be a nice massager for the man

He strips off with only just a towel around his waist, your in a white buttoned outfit with knickers and a bra underneath.

The difference is your naughty, starts off professional.

Until you strip the layers off giving a massage naked with breasts stroking up and down his body.

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