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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Do you have any little gems of wisdom for people to ponder over, or even top life hacks?
My top tips are:
Never use a helicopter ejector seat
Never masturbate in a toilet showroom
Never eat the yellow snow. Old but true.
Points to ponder over:
Do frogs have water tight arse holes?
You should never run with scissors and lesbians should never scissor with the runs.
Any to add? |
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"Here's a more serious point to ponder....
If no light existed, would we know what darkness is?
If no darkness existed, would we know what light is?"
Wow what a lovely penis...  can’t remember what I wanted to say now...  |
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By *MP3Man
over a year ago
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"Here's a more serious point to ponder....
If no light existed, would we know what darkness is?
If no darkness existed, would we know what light is?"
Who knows. Thank fuck for Edison, I say!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Here's a more serious point to ponder....
If no light existed, would we know what darkness is?
If no darkness existed, would we know what light is?
Who knows. Thank fuck for Edison, I say! "
*Tesla |
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By (user no longer on site)
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It's not really answering the question posed , but.....
......I once worked in Wickes the DIY shop when I was a student, and some durrrrrrtyyyy filthy bastard took a shit I one of the display toilets there..... .....no plumbing, no flush.....
Ych a Fi.... 
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"Do you have any little gems of wisdom for people to ponder over, or even top life hacks?
My top tips are:
Never use a helicopter ejector seat
Never masturbate in a toilet showroom
Never eat the yellow snow. Old but true.
Points to ponder over:
Do frogs have water tight arse holes?
You should never run with scissors and lesbians should never scissor with the runs.
Any to add?"
I'm still pondering top tip number 2. I'm failing to see why not?
As to any wisdom:
You can only piss with the dick you have. So be easy on yourself. |
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By *MP3Man
over a year ago
Between Scylla and Charybdis |
"Here's a more serious point to ponder....
If no light existed, would we know what darkness is?
If no darkness existed, would we know what light is?
Who knows. Thank fuck for Edison, I say!
*Tesla"
De la Rue and Swan paved the way. |
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