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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

I know women get a lot of attention on here.. so I'm wondering how do you ladies whittle them all down to one lucky man for a meet?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

If I meet a man who flicks my switch, I consider myself lucky, not him.

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By *acey_RedWoman  over a year ago

Liverpool

Honestly I'm mostly won over by someone who makes me laugh. Also I can be wooed by intelligence, wisdom and being passionate about similar things to me.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"If I meet a man who flicks my switch, I consider myself lucky, not him."
snap

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By *atisfying jackMan  over a year ago

Hereford


"Honestly I'm mostly won over by someone who makes me laugh. Also I can be wooed by intelligence, wisdom and being passionate about similar things to me. "

So not random cock photos and want to fuck messages ha ha ha

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By *parkle1974Woman  over a year ago

Leeds

Just one.....

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Someone who respects my wishes, interests me, can engage in conversation for awhile until I'm comfortable, I find attractive, and logistics work to meet.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Honestly I'm mostly won over by someone who makes me laugh. Also I can be wooed by intelligence, wisdom and being passionate about similar things to me. "

pretty much this for me too.

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By *he Mac LassWoman  over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

I have to be sure he can handle my eccentricities before a meet in the flesh. A sense of humour, a sense of adventure and boundless patience a must. He definitely wouldn't consider himself lucky after a Mac calamity ensues though.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"If I meet a man who flicks my switch, I consider myself lucky, not him."

Was he a electrician lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Just one..... "

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By *izzymonkeyMan  over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

Luck of the draw......they just pull a name out of the hat I've heard on the grapevine.....nothing scientific.....

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By *Ryan-Man  over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Honestly I'm mostly won over by someone who makes me laugh. Also I can be wooed by intelligence, wisdom and being passionate about similar things to me.

pretty much this for me too."

Well f*ck my old boots. A blast from the past

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Someone who respects my wishes, interests me, can engage in conversation for awhile until I'm comfortable, I find attractive, and logistics work to meet. "

Wait..

You mean women actually engage in conversation on this site?

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Just one..... "

And this too!

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Someone who respects my wishes, interests me, can engage in conversation for awhile until I'm comfortable, I find attractive, and logistics work to meet.

Wait..

You mean women actually engage in conversation on this site? "

With people who interest them, yes.

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By *acey_RedWoman  over a year ago

Liverpool


"Someone who respects my wishes, interests me, can engage in conversation for awhile until I'm comfortable, I find attractive, and logistics work to meet.

Wait..

You mean women actually engage in conversation on this site? "

No you're talking to yourself again

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Sense of humour is everything. You can look like a god but if you can't keep up with a conversation and make me laugh it just doesn't do anything for me

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By *ea monkeyMan  over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Honestly I'm mostly won over by someone who makes me laugh. Also I can be wooed by intelligence, wisdom and being passionate about similar things to me.

pretty much this for me too."

That works both ways, guys have a choice too...

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Someone who respects my wishes, interests me, can engage in conversation for awhile until I'm comfortable, I find attractive, and logistics work to meet.

Wait..

You mean women actually engage in conversation on this site?

With people who interest them, yes. "

What initially interests you then?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Someone who respects my wishes, interests me, can engage in conversation for awhile until I'm comfortable, I find attractive, and logistics work to meet.

Wait..

You mean women actually engage in conversation on this site?

No you're talking to yourself again"

Lol i am when it comes to private chats

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By *acey_RedWoman  over a year ago

Liverpool


"Honestly I'm mostly won over by someone who makes me laugh. Also I can be wooed by intelligence, wisdom and being passionate about similar things to me.

pretty much this for me too.

That works both ways, guys have a choice too... "

Literally nobody said they didn't.

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By *sGivesWoodWoman  over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

As I'm looking for regular and local, too much distance is a real deal breaker for me.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I know women get a lot of attention on here.. so I'm wondering how do you ladies whittle them all down to one lucky man for a meet?

"

Hang in there OP, there is only one lucky man, but his luck will mean he gets used up and burned out pretty soon, they they will all descend on the next lucky man.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"As I'm looking for regular and local, too much distance is a real deal breaker for me. "

To be fair, you did choose to live a long way away

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ant lucky man a tv show doh

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

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"Honestly I'm mostly won over by someone who makes me laugh. Also I can be wooed by intelligence, wisdom and being passionate about similar things to me. "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

We have to find each other physically attractive or it doesn't happen.

Polite and charming with a good sense of humour.

Have his own hair and teeth, not have a huge belly and not have a zz top beard and be covered in ink...

I am very selective who gets in my knickers...

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By *uicylucy19Woman  over a year ago

maidstone

Sometimes it’s just timing...

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Someone who respects my wishes, interests me, can engage in conversation for awhile until I'm comfortable, I find attractive, and logistics work to meet.

Wait..

You mean women actually engage in conversation on this site?

With people who interest them, yes.

What initially interests you then? "

Someone who's read my profile and I can tell, respects my wishes, and apart from that it's impossible to pinpoint, I just know it when I see it.

This is also just my way of doing things, which will be different from anyone else's.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Honestly I'm mostly won over by someone who makes me laugh. Also I can be wooed by intelligence, wisdom and being passionate about similar things to me.

pretty much this for me too.

That works both ways, guys have a choice too... "

Do many guys really have a choice in women?

I know if I was a woman and signed I with female gender I'd be like.. Right who should I fuck tonight.

But as it is.. It's mission impossible to get a message from the oposite sex, nevermind meet for a coffee or sex!

This is the reality

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Honestly I'm mostly won over by someone who makes me laugh. Also I can be wooed by intelligence, wisdom and being passionate about similar things to me.

pretty much this for me too.

That works both ways, guys have a choice too... "

They’d be mad not too..!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Honestly I'm mostly won over by someone who makes me laugh. Also I can be wooed by intelligence, wisdom and being passionate about similar things to me. "

That's me out then

I dunno.. people and their fucking preferences!

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By *sGivesWoodWoman  over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"Honestly I'm mostly won over by someone who makes me laugh. Also I can be wooed by intelligence, wisdom and being passionate about similar things to me.

That's me out then

I dunno.. people and their fucking preferences! "

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I know women get a lot of attention on here.. so I'm wondering how do you ladies whittle them all down to one lucky man for a meet?

Hang in there OP, there is only one lucky man, but his luck will mean he gets used up and burned out pretty soon, they they will all descend on the next lucky man. "

Ah, okay lol

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Honestly I'm mostly won over by someone who makes me laugh. Also I can be wooed by intelligence, wisdom and being passionate about similar things to me.

pretty much this for me too.

That works both ways, guys have a choice too...

Do many guys really have a choice in women?

I know if I was a woman and signed I with female gender I'd be like.. Right who should I fuck tonight.

But as it is.. It's mission impossible to get a message from the oposite sex, nevermind meet for a coffee or sex!

This is the reality "

You don't have to meet anyone you don't want to. You know this is all optional, right?

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By *r MoriartyMan  over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)


"Honestly I'm mostly won over by someone who makes me laugh. Also I can be wooed by intelligence, wisdom and being passionate about similar things to me.

That's me out then

I dunno.. people and their fucking preferences! "

Tell me about it, not only have we got to be pretty but we've got to be intelligent too now. Anyone would think they were looking for a husband not just a fuck

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By *ea monkeyMan  over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Honestly I'm mostly won over by someone who makes me laugh. Also I can be wooed by intelligence, wisdom and being passionate about similar things to me.

pretty much this for me too.

That works both ways, guys have a choice too...

Literally nobody said they didn't."

No, I was stating a converse point to the OP that it's ladies who do the choosing.

I was agreeing with what you were saying but didn't articulate my point accurately.

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By *acey_RedWoman  over a year ago

Liverpool


"Honestly I'm mostly won over by someone who makes me laugh. Also I can be wooed by intelligence, wisdom and being passionate about similar things to me.

That's me out then

I dunno.. people and their fucking preferences! "

Not my fault you're a bit simple Ghengheng

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By *good-being-badMan  over a year ago

mis-types and auto corrects leads cock leeds


"Honestly I'm mostly won over by someone who makes me laugh. Also I can be wooed by intelligence, wisdom and being passionate about similar things to me.

pretty much this for me too.

That works both ways, guys have a choice too...

Do many guys really have a choice in women?

I know if I was a woman and signed I with female gender I'd be like.. Right who should I fuck tonight.

But as it is.. It's mission impossible to get a message from the oposite sex, nevermind meet for a coffee or sex!

This is the reality "

Fuck tonight ..you do know this ain't a male brothel..where no guy is allowed to say no thanks..Reality.. maybe in your part of fab..

We all have the same choices yes please or no thanks, and anyone can say no at anytime..

Give your head a wobble fella.

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By *acey_RedWoman  over a year ago

Liverpool


"Honestly I'm mostly won over by someone who makes me laugh. Also I can be wooed by intelligence, wisdom and being passionate about similar things to me.

pretty much this for me too.

That works both ways, guys have a choice too...

Literally nobody said they didn't.

No, I was stating a converse point to the OP that it's ladies who do the choosing.

I was agreeing with what you were saying but didn't articulate my point accurately. "

Okie dokie

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By *acey_RedWoman  over a year ago

Liverpool


"Honestly I'm mostly won over by someone who makes me laugh. Also I can be wooed by intelligence, wisdom and being passionate about similar things to me.

That's me out then

I dunno.. people and their fucking preferences!

Tell me about it, not only have we got to be pretty but we've got to be intelligent too now. Anyone would think they were looking for a husband not just a fuck "

Eww no thanks. Legally binding is a bit of a lady boner killer.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Honestly I'm mostly won over by someone who makes me laugh. Also I can be wooed by intelligence, wisdom and being passionate about similar things to me.

pretty much this for me too.

That works both ways, guys have a choice too...

Do many guys really have a choice in women?

I know if I was a woman and signed I with female gender I'd be like.. Right who should I fuck tonight.

But as it is.. It's mission impossible to get a message from the oposite sex, nevermind meet for a coffee or sex!

This is the reality "

Bless ya!

You'd log on thinking "right who should I fuck tonight" but after tons of cheesy cock pics, rude messages and disrespectful snappy demands, your fanny would slam shut and you'd go eat a curly wurly instead.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Honestly I'm mostly won over by someone who makes me laugh. Also I can be wooed by intelligence, wisdom and being passionate about similar things to me.

pretty much this for me too.

That works both ways, guys have a choice too...

Do many guys really have a choice in women?

I know if I was a woman and signed I with female gender I'd be like.. Right who should I fuck tonight.

But as it is.. It's mission impossible to get a message from the oposite sex, nevermind meet for a coffee or sex!

This is the reality

You don't have to meet anyone you don't want to. You know this is all optional, right? "

Right. That option rarely if ever comes along though.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Honestly I'm mostly won over by someone who makes me laugh. Also I can be wooed by intelligence, wisdom and being passionate about similar things to me. "

This.

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By *uzukiNo1Woman  over a year ago

Rhyl


"I know women get a lot of attention on here.. so I'm wondering how do you ladies whittle them all down to one lucky man for a meet?

"

Oh sweety, after whittling down from the dick pics and corny innuendo msgs etc.......there's probably a leg left.......and that's wooden....

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Honestly I'm mostly won over by someone who makes me laugh. Also I can be wooed by intelligence, wisdom and being passionate about similar things to me.

pretty much this for me too.

That works both ways, guys have a choice too...

Do many guys really have a choice in women?

I know if I was a woman and signed I with female gender I'd be like.. Right who should I fuck tonight.

But as it is.. It's mission impossible to get a message from the oposite sex, nevermind meet for a coffee or sex!

This is the reality

Fuck tonight ..you do know this ain't a male brothel..where no guy is allowed to say no thanks..Reality.. maybe in your part of fab..

We all have the same choices yes please or no thanks, and anyone can say no at anytime..

Give your head a wobble fella. "

You say that as if women are not spoilt for choice

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Never was just one guy as a few had my attention when I was meeting but only one has it now and not meeting anyone else.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I know women get a lot of attention on here.. so I'm wondering how do you ladies whittle them all down to one lucky man for a meet?

Oh sweety, after whittling down from the dick pics and corny innuendo msgs etc.......there's probably a leg left.......and that's wooden.... "

ANYTHING is a dildo if you're fearless enough

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Honestly I'm mostly won over by someone who makes me laugh. Also I can be wooed by intelligence, wisdom and being passionate about similar things to me. "
this.

Most men don't keep my attention past the first couple of messages.

If they do I'm invariably put off by something else. I consider myself lucky if I find someone

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I know women get a lot of attention on here.. so I'm wondering how do you ladies whittle them all down to one lucky man for a meet?

"

It's much easier than you'd imagine

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By *uzukiNo1Woman  over a year ago

Rhyl


"I know women get a lot of attention on here.. so I'm wondering how do you ladies whittle them all down to one lucky man for a meet?

Oh sweety, after whittling down from the dick pics and corny innuendo msgs etc.......there's probably a leg left.......and that's wooden....

ANYTHING is a dildo if you're fearless enough "

FFS splinters!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Honestly I'm mostly won over by someone who makes me laugh. Also I can be wooed by intelligence, wisdom and being passionate about similar things to me.

pretty much this for me too.

That works both ways, guys have a choice too...

Do many guys really have a choice in women?

I know if I was a woman and signed I with female gender I'd be like.. Right who should I fuck tonight.

But as it is.. It's mission impossible to get a message from the oposite sex, nevermind meet for a coffee or sex!

This is the reality

Bless ya!

You'd log on thinking "right who should I fuck tonight" but after tons of cheesy cock pics, rude messages and disrespectful snappy demands, your fanny would slam shut and you'd go eat a curly wurly instead. "

Can't be that bad aha

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman  over a year ago

On a mooch


"Honestly I'm mostly won over by someone who makes me laugh. Also I can be wooed by intelligence, wisdom and being passionate about similar things to me.

That's me out then

I dunno.. people and their fucking preferences!

Tell me about it, not only have we got to be pretty but we've got to be intelligent too now. Anyone would think they were looking for a husband not just a fuck "

Soap for Moriarty.... for swearing

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Honestly I'm mostly won over by someone who makes me laugh. Also I can be wooed by intelligence, wisdom and being passionate about similar things to me. this.

Most men don't keep my attention past the first couple of messages.

If they do I'm invariably put off by something else. I consider myself lucky if I find someone"

Same. There was always just that one little thing that made me think nah not for me! Could be just a word, a sentence, an opinion, whatever. But there was always something!

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By *r MoriartyMan  over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)


"Honestly I'm mostly won over by someone who makes me laugh. Also I can be wooed by intelligence, wisdom and being passionate about similar things to me.

That's me out then

I dunno.. people and their fucking preferences!

Tell me about it, not only have we got to be pretty but we've got to be intelligent too now. Anyone would think they were looking for a husband not just a fuck

Eww no thanks. Legally binding is a bit of a lady boner killer."

Better just fuck the ones who are already married then

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I know women get a lot of attention on here.. so I'm wondering how do you ladies whittle them all down to one lucky man for a meet?

Oh sweety, after whittling down from the dick pics and corny innuendo msgs etc.......there's probably a leg left.......and that's wooden....

ANYTHING is a dildo if you're fearless enough

FFS splinters!!!! "

I said BRAVE!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I know women get a lot of attention on here.. so I'm wondering how do you ladies whittle them all down to one lucky man for a meet?

Oh sweety, after whittling down from the dick pics and corny innuendo msgs etc.......there's probably a leg left.......and that's wooden.... "

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By *uzukiNo1Woman  over a year ago

Rhyl


"I know women get a lot of attention on here.. so I'm wondering how do you ladies whittle them all down to one lucky man for a meet?

Oh sweety, after whittling down from the dick pics and corny innuendo msgs etc.......there's probably a leg left.......and that's wooden....

ANYTHING is a dildo if you're fearless enough

FFS splinters!!!!

I said BRAVE! "

I'm brave not stupid..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

On a more serious note it makes me a bit that a lot of guys don't place more value in themselves on here. The numbers thing only works against you if you buy into it.....

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By *acey_RedWoman  over a year ago

Liverpool


"Honestly I'm mostly won over by someone who makes me laugh. Also I can be wooed by intelligence, wisdom and being passionate about similar things to me.

That's me out then

I dunno.. people and their fucking preferences!

Tell me about it, not only have we got to be pretty but we've got to be intelligent too now. Anyone would think they were looking for a husband not just a fuck

Eww no thanks. Legally binding is a bit of a lady boner killer.

Better just fuck the ones who are already married then "

Gladly if the wife's okay with it!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Honestly I'm mostly won over by someone who makes me laugh. Also I can be wooed by intelligence, wisdom and being passionate about similar things to me.

That's me out then

I dunno.. people and their fucking preferences!

Tell me about it, not only have we got to be pretty but we've got to be intelligent too now. Anyone would think they were looking for a husband not just a fuck "

Sorry.. what was that mate? I cant hear you with all this hoop jumping I'm having to do

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I know women get a lot of attention on here.. so I'm wondering how do you ladies whittle them all down to one lucky man for a meet?

Oh sweety, after whittling down from the dick pics and corny innuendo msgs etc.......there's probably a leg left.......and that's wooden....

ANYTHING is a dildo if you're fearless enough

FFS splinters!!!!

I said BRAVE!

I'm brave not stupid.. "

Some ppl thrive on a little pain

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Oh and there are still those of us that aren't looking for "the one". We'll get jiggy with anyone

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By *emini ManMan  over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

You put it like the ladies of Fab sit there and go "eeny meeny miney mo" with us guys OP - and suggesting they "whittle" is insulting to both the ladies and other men in my view.

Perhaps they spend their time getting to know people, getting a feel for them and finding out if they're on the same wavelength rather than blindly picking, just the same as any reasonable fella would do - seems to work for a lot of people anyway.

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By *uzukiNo1Woman  over a year ago

Rhyl


"I know women get a lot of attention on here.. so I'm wondering how do you ladies whittle them all down to one lucky man for a meet?

Oh sweety, after whittling down from the dick pics and corny innuendo msgs etc.......there's probably a leg left.......and that's wooden....

ANYTHING is a dildo if you're fearless enough

FFS splinters!!!!

I said BRAVE!

I'm brave not stupid..

Some ppl thrive on a little pain "

Splinters up ya foof is more than a little pain kid......

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By *izzymonkeyMan  over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush


"Oh and there are still those of us that aren't looking for "the one". We'll get jiggy with anyone"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Honestly I'm mostly won over by someone who makes me laugh. Also I can be wooed by intelligence, wisdom and being passionate about similar things to me.

pretty much this for me too.

That works both ways, guys have a choice too...

Do many guys really have a choice in women?

I know if I was a woman and signed I with female gender I'd be like.. Right who should I fuck tonight.

But as it is.. It's mission impossible to get a message from the oposite sex, nevermind meet for a coffee or sex!

This is the reality "

But there is the difference between men and women. Most women don't want to fuck someone every night. Men often have different expectations from this site.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I know women get a lot of attention on here.. so I'm wondering how do you ladies whittle them all down to one lucky man for a meet?

Oh sweety, after whittling down from the dick pics and corny innuendo msgs etc.......there's probably a leg left.......and that's wooden....

ANYTHING is a dildo if you're fearless enough

FFS splinters!!!!

I said BRAVE!

I'm brave not stupid..

Some ppl thrive on a little pain

Splinters up ya foof is more than a little pain kid...... "

With all that choice, there must be a guy with a nicely sanded and varnished leg on here....?

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By *acey_RedWoman  over a year ago

Liverpool


"Honestly I'm mostly won over by someone who makes me laugh. Also I can be wooed by intelligence, wisdom and being passionate about similar things to me.

That's me out then

I dunno.. people and their fucking preferences!

Tell me about it, not only have we got to be pretty but we've got to be intelligent too now. Anyone would think they were looking for a husband not just a fuck

Sorry.. what was that mate? I cant hear you with all this hoop jumping I'm having to do "

At least it will keep you fit

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I know women get a lot of attention on here.. so I'm wondering how do you ladies whittle them all down to one lucky man for a meet?

Oh sweety, after whittling down from the dick pics and corny innuendo msgs etc.......there's probably a leg left.......and that's wooden....

ANYTHING is a dildo if you're fearless enough

FFS splinters!!!!

I said BRAVE!

I'm brave not stupid..

Some ppl thrive on a little pain

Splinters up ya foof is more than a little pain kid...... "

Call me kid again please its making me moist, I'm feeling old

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By *uzukiNo1Woman  over a year ago

Rhyl


"I know women get a lot of attention on here.. so I'm wondering how do you ladies whittle them all down to one lucky man for a meet?

Oh sweety, after whittling down from the dick pics and corny innuendo msgs etc.......there's probably a leg left.......and that's wooden....

ANYTHING is a dildo if you're fearless enough

FFS splinters!!!!

I said BRAVE!

I'm brave not stupid..

Some ppl thrive on a little pain

Splinters up ya foof is more than a little pain kid......

With all that choice, there must be a guy with a nicely sanded and varnished leg on here....? "

I'll keep you updated....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Honestly I'm mostly won over by someone who makes me laugh. Also I can be wooed by intelligence, wisdom and being passionate about similar things to me.

That's me out then

I dunno.. people and their fucking preferences! "

I know it's ridiculous they should all queue up and take a ticket..and we should all fuck anyone that comes along..

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"You put it like the ladies of Fab sit there and go "eeny meeny miney mo" with us guys OP - and suggesting they "whittle" is insulting to both the ladies and other men in my view.

Perhaps they spend their time getting to know people, getting a feel for them and finding out if they're on the same wavelength rather than blindly picking, just the same as any reasonable fella would do - seems to work for a lot of people anyway."

You think the word whittle is insulting? I'm not good with words and I don't mean to insult anyone.

What word would you use?

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By *acey_RedWoman  over a year ago

Liverpool


"Honestly I'm mostly won over by someone who makes me laugh. Also I can be wooed by intelligence, wisdom and being passionate about similar things to me.

That's me out then

I dunno.. people and their fucking preferences!

I know it's ridiculous they should all queue up and take a ticket..and we should all fuck anyone that comes along.. "

I feel sorry for the last one of the day! Number 479 please!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Honestly I'm mostly won over by someone who makes me laugh. Also I can be wooed by intelligence, wisdom and being passionate about similar things to me.

That's me out then

I dunno.. people and their fucking preferences!

I know it's ridiculous they should all queue up and take a ticket..and we should all fuck anyone that comes along.. "

No.. I think it should be more like Bingo. Gotta be in it to win it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Honestly I'm mostly won over by someone who makes me laugh. Also I can be wooed by intelligence, wisdom and being passionate about similar things to me.

That's me out then

I dunno.. people and their fucking preferences!

Lol...it would be more like Tesc's cheese counter...stinking bishop Sir?

Yuk....bit of sick..lolol

I know it's ridiculous they should all queue up and take a ticket..and we should all fuck anyone that comes along..

I feel sorry for the last one of the day! Number 479 please!"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Honestly I'm mostly won over by someone who makes me laugh. Also I can be wooed by intelligence, wisdom and being passionate about similar things to me.

That's me out then

I dunno.. people and their fucking preferences!

Lol...it would be more like Tesc's cheese counter...stinking bishop Sir?

Yuk....bit of sick..lolol

I know it's ridiculous they should all queue up and take a ticket..and we should all fuck anyone that comes along..

I feel sorry for the last one of the day! Number 479 please!"

It would be like Tesco's cheese counter...Stinking Bishop Sir?...yuk..bit of sick..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Honestly I'm mostly won over by someone who makes me laugh. Also I can be wooed by intelligence, wisdom and being passionate about similar things to me.

That's me out then

I dunno.. people and their fucking preferences!

I know it's ridiculous they should all queue up and take a ticket..and we should all fuck anyone that comes along..

No.. I think it should be more like Bingo. Gotta be in it to win it "

Eyes down look in..have your dabbers ready....

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By *acey_RedWoman  over a year ago

Liverpool


"Honestly I'm mostly won over by someone who makes me laugh. Also I can be wooed by intelligence, wisdom and being passionate about similar things to me.

That's me out then

I dunno.. people and their fucking preferences!

I know it's ridiculous they should all queue up and take a ticket..and we should all fuck anyone that comes along..

No.. I think it should be more like Bingo. Gotta be in it to win it "

I'll write the numbers on ping pong balls and fire them out my foof

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Honestly I'm mostly won over by someone who makes me laugh. Also I can be wooed by intelligence, wisdom and being passionate about similar things to me.

That's me out then

I dunno.. people and their fucking preferences!

Lol...it would be more like Tesc's cheese counter...stinking bishop Sir?

Yuk....bit of sick..lolol

I know it's ridiculous they should all queue up and take a ticket..and we should all fuck anyone that comes along..

I feel sorry for the last one of the day! Number 479 please!

It would be like Tesco's cheese counter...Stinking Bishop Sir?...yuk..bit of sick.. "

Oh no!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Honestly I'm mostly won over by someone who makes me laugh. Also I can be wooed by intelligence, wisdom and being passionate about similar things to me.

That's me out then

I dunno.. people and their fucking preferences!

I know it's ridiculous they should all queue up and take a ticket..and we should all fuck anyone that comes along..

No.. I think it should be more like Bingo. Gotta be in it to win it

Eyes down look in..have your dabbers ready.... "

Yeah.. shouldn't just be a list.. need to have some effort at least

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Honestly I'm mostly won over by someone who makes me laugh. Also I can be wooed by intelligence, wisdom and being passionate about similar things to me.

That's me out then

I dunno.. people and their fucking preferences!

I know it's ridiculous they should all queue up and take a ticket..and we should all fuck anyone that comes along..

No.. I think it should be more like Bingo. Gotta be in it to win it

I'll write the numbers on ping pong balls and fire them out my foof "

Well there's a second career..oh no Sticky Vicky beat you to it..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Honestly I'm mostly won over by someone who makes me laugh. Also I can be wooed by intelligence, wisdom and being passionate about similar things to me.

That's me out then

I dunno.. people and their fucking preferences!

I know it's ridiculous they should all queue up and take a ticket..and we should all fuck anyone that comes along..

No.. I think it should be more like Bingo. Gotta be in it to win it

I'll write the numbers on ping pong balls and fire them out my foof "

HOUSE!

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By *emini ManMan  over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"You put it like the ladies of Fab sit there and go "eeny meeny miney mo" with us guys OP - and suggesting they "whittle" is insulting to both the ladies and other men in my view.

Perhaps they spend their time getting to know people, getting a feel for them and finding out if they're on the same wavelength rather than blindly picking, just the same as any reasonable fella would do - seems to work for a lot of people anyway.

You think the word whittle is insulting? I'm not good with words and I don't mean to insult anyone.

What word would you use? "

It's insulting in so much as it suggests some kind of random selection process based on not a great deal.

I wouldn't even have asked the question personally but if I really had to I'd have phrased it something like "Knowing that you ladies get inundated with messages, how do you possibly decide who you are interested in finding out more about and seeing if there is sufficient connection there to meet them?"

Yes, it's essentially asking the same thing, but in a lot better way.

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By *izzymonkeyMan  over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush


"Honestly I'm mostly won over by someone who makes me laugh. Also I can be wooed by intelligence, wisdom and being passionate about similar things to me.

That's me out then

I dunno.. people and their fucking preferences!

I know it's ridiculous they should all queue up and take a ticket..and we should all fuck anyone that comes along..

No.. I think it should be more like Bingo. Gotta be in it to win it

I'll write the numbers on ping pong balls and fire them out my foof "

....just caught one over here....that's some aim Lacey....

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By *acey_RedWoman  over a year ago

Liverpool


"Honestly I'm mostly won over by someone who makes me laugh. Also I can be wooed by intelligence, wisdom and being passionate about similar things to me.

That's me out then

I dunno.. people and their fucking preferences!

I know it's ridiculous they should all queue up and take a ticket..and we should all fuck anyone that comes along..

No.. I think it should be more like Bingo. Gotta be in it to win it

I'll write the numbers on ping pong balls and fire them out my foof

Well there's a second career..oh no Sticky Vicky beat you to it.. "

Damn how do I make it original? Ping pong balls on fire?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Someone got into the anal side of bed this evening

I whittle people down.. carve beautiful figurines out of them, turn them into Voodoo Dolls and such.

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By *acey_RedWoman  over a year ago

Liverpool


"Honestly I'm mostly won over by someone who makes me laugh. Also I can be wooed by intelligence, wisdom and being passionate about similar things to me.

That's me out then

I dunno.. people and their fucking preferences!

I know it's ridiculous they should all queue up and take a ticket..and we should all fuck anyone that comes along..

No.. I think it should be more like Bingo. Gotta be in it to win it

I'll write the numbers on ping pong balls and fire them out my foof

....just caught one over here....that's some aim Lacey.... "

I've been in training. Pelvic floor could crush the bones in a hand

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Honestly I'm mostly won over by someone who makes me laugh. Also I can be wooed by intelligence, wisdom and being passionate about similar things to me.

That's me out then

I dunno.. people and their fucking preferences!

I know it's ridiculous they should all queue up and take a ticket..and we should all fuck anyone that comes along..

No.. I think it should be more like Bingo. Gotta be in it to win it

I'll write the numbers on ping pong balls and fire them out my foof

....just caught one over here....that's some aim Lacey.... "

*An arrow pierces your ping pong ball. Attached is a note*

We know what you said about us Last Summer!

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By *izzymonkeyMan  over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush


"Honestly I'm mostly won over by someone who makes me laugh. Also I can be wooed by intelligence, wisdom and being passionate about similar things to me.

That's me out then

I dunno.. people and their fucking preferences!

I know it's ridiculous they should all queue up and take a ticket..and we should all fuck anyone that comes along..

No.. I think it should be more like Bingo. Gotta be in it to win it

I'll write the numbers on ping pong balls and fire them out my foof

....just caught one over here....that's some aim Lacey....

I've been in training. Pelvic floor could crush the bones in a hand "

(Steam under the collar emoji inserted here)

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By *acey_RedWoman  over a year ago

Liverpool


"Someone got into the anal side of bed this evening

I whittle people down.. carve beautiful figurines out of them, turn them into Voodoo Dolls and such. "

Which is the anal side? I'd like that one please

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"You put it like the ladies of Fab sit there and go "eeny meeny miney mo" with us guys OP - and suggesting they "whittle" is insulting to both the ladies and other men in my view.

Perhaps they spend their time getting to know people, getting a feel for them and finding out if they're on the same wavelength rather than blindly picking, just the same as any reasonable fella would do - seems to work for a lot of people anyway.

You think the word whittle is insulting? I'm not good with words and I don't mean to insult anyone.

What word would you use?

It's insulting in so much as it suggests some kind of random selection process based on not a great deal.

I wouldn't even have asked the question personally but if I really had to I'd have phrased it something like "Knowing that you ladies get inundated with messages, how do you possibly decide who you are interested in finding out more about and seeing if there is sufficient connection there to meet them?"

Yes, it's essentially asking the same thing, but in a lot better way."

My brain isn't with it at the moment

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By *izzymonkeyMan  over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush


"Honestly I'm mostly won over by someone who makes me laugh. Also I can be wooed by intelligence, wisdom and being passionate about similar things to me.

That's me out then

I dunno.. people and their fucking preferences!

I know it's ridiculous they should all queue up and take a ticket..and we should all fuck anyone that comes along..

No.. I think it should be more like Bingo. Gotta be in it to win it

I'll write the numbers on ping pong balls and fire them out my foof

....just caught one over here....that's some aim Lacey....

*An arrow pierces your ping pong ball. Attached is a note*

We know what you said about us Last Summer!"

stealth mode again for me....they're on to me again..they must know my aftershave...

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By *acey_RedWoman  over a year ago

Liverpool


"You put it like the ladies of Fab sit there and go "eeny meeny miney mo" with us guys OP - and suggesting they "whittle" is insulting to both the ladies and other men in my view.

Perhaps they spend their time getting to know people, getting a feel for them and finding out if they're on the same wavelength rather than blindly picking, just the same as any reasonable fella would do - seems to work for a lot of people anyway.

You think the word whittle is insulting? I'm not good with words and I don't mean to insult anyone.

What word would you use?

It's insulting in so much as it suggests some kind of random selection process based on not a great deal.

I wouldn't even have asked the question personally but if I really had to I'd have phrased it something like "Knowing that you ladies get inundated with messages, how do you possibly decide who you are interested in finding out more about and seeing if there is sufficient connection there to meet them?"

Yes, it's essentially asking the same thing, but in a lot better way.

My brain isn't with it at the moment "

Cheer up OP. Fancy a game of extreme ping pong?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Someone got into the anal side of bed this evening

I whittle people down.. carve beautiful figurines out of them, turn them into Voodoo Dolls and such.

Which is the anal side? I'd like that one please "

The one just inside my yurt.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Someone got into the anal side of bed this evening

I whittle people down.. carve beautiful figurines out of them, turn them into Voodoo Dolls and such.

Which is the anal side? I'd like that one please

The one just inside my yurt.

"

Thd entire Horde has been inside

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"You put it like the ladies of Fab sit there and go "eeny meeny miney mo" with us guys OP - and suggesting they "whittle" is insulting to both the ladies and other men in my view.

Perhaps they spend their time getting to know people, getting a feel for them and finding out if they're on the same wavelength rather than blindly picking, just the same as any reasonable fella would do - seems to work for a lot of people anyway.

You think the word whittle is insulting? I'm not good with words and I don't mean to insult anyone.

What word would you use?

It's insulting in so much as it suggests some kind of random selection process based on not a great deal.

I wouldn't even have asked the question personally but if I really had to I'd have phrased it something like "Knowing that you ladies get inundated with messages, how do you possibly decide who you are interested in finding out more about and seeing if there is sufficient connection there to meet them?"

Yes, it's essentially asking the same thing, but in a lot better way.

My brain isn't with it at the moment

Cheer up OP. Fancy a game of extreme ping pong?"

Sure il sit there with my mouth open to catch them and whittle the ones out, who I miss.

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By *acey_RedWoman  over a year ago

Liverpool


"Someone got into the anal side of bed this evening

I whittle people down.. carve beautiful figurines out of them, turn them into Voodoo Dolls and such.

Which is the anal side? I'd like that one please

The one just inside my yurt.

Thd entire Horde has been inside "

The entire horde has been inside your anus? Impressive!

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By *acey_RedWoman  over a year ago

Liverpool


"You put it like the ladies of Fab sit there and go "eeny meeny miney mo" with us guys OP - and suggesting they "whittle" is insulting to both the ladies and other men in my view.

Perhaps they spend their time getting to know people, getting a feel for them and finding out if they're on the same wavelength rather than blindly picking, just the same as any reasonable fella would do - seems to work for a lot of people anyway.

You think the word whittle is insulting? I'm not good with words and I don't mean to insult anyone.

What word would you use?

It's insulting in so much as it suggests some kind of random selection process based on not a great deal.

I wouldn't even have asked the question personally but if I really had to I'd have phrased it something like "Knowing that you ladies get inundated with messages, how do you possibly decide who you are interested in finding out more about and seeing if there is sufficient connection there to meet them?"

Yes, it's essentially asking the same thing, but in a lot better way.

My brain isn't with it at the moment

Cheer up OP. Fancy a game of extreme ping pong?

Sure il sit there with my mouth open to catch them and whittle the ones out, who I miss. "

Oh I say!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Someone got into the anal side of bed this evening

I whittle people down.. carve beautiful figurines out of them, turn them into Voodoo Dolls and such.

Which is the anal side? I'd like that one please

The one just inside my yurt.

Thd entire Horde has been inside

The entire horde has been inside your anus? Impressive!"

Knew that'd get you dripping

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By *izzymonkeyMan  over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush


"Someone got into the anal side of bed this evening

I whittle people down.. carve beautiful figurines out of them, turn them into Voodoo Dolls and such.

Which is the anal side? I'd like that one please

The one just inside my yurt.

Thd entire Horde has been inside

The entire horde has been inside your anus? Impressive!"

he's ever so accommodating for the Horde....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Someone got into the anal side of bed this evening

I whittle people down.. carve beautiful figurines out of them, turn them into Voodoo Dolls and such.

Which is the anal side? I'd like that one please

The one just inside my yurt.

Thd entire Horde has been inside

The entire horde has been inside your anus? Impressive!

he's ever so accommodating for the Horde.... "

Gotta keep my peoples happy. One love Jah

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By *acey_RedWoman  over a year ago

Liverpool


"Someone got into the anal side of bed this evening

I whittle people down.. carve beautiful figurines out of them, turn them into Voodoo Dolls and such.

Which is the anal side? I'd like that one please

The one just inside my yurt.

Thd entire Horde has been inside

The entire horde has been inside your anus? Impressive!

Knew that'd get you dripping "

A little...

Also incredibly amused with myself!

And just a smidge nervous I'm getting myself into whole heaps of trouble.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Whos anus

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

They invite us all at once to a social and we battle it out with pool noodles.

The last man standing gets to take the lady for another date, the losers pay for coffee/tea/donuts.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Whos anus"

Uranus, its massive

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By *izzymonkeyMan  over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush


"Whos anus

Uranus, its massive "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"They invite us all at once to a social and we battle it out with pool noodles.

The last man standing gets to take the lady for another date, the losers pay for coffee/tea/donuts."

I'll be fighting to the Death then because I'm skint

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Whos anus

Uranus, its massive "

I having been reading all this. I said I'd catch the balls but then i read anus, I was thinking who's lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"They invite us all at once to a social and we battle it out with pool noodles.

The last man standing gets to take the lady for another date, the losers pay for coffee/tea/donuts.

I'll be fighting to the Death then because I'm skint "

Death by pool noodle is the ultimate Darwin award

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Just one???

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Sorry we did take thread over. I'm an anus I was trying to impress LaceyRed with how much of an anus I actually am.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"They invite us all at once to a social and we battle it out with pool noodles.

The last man standing gets to take the lady for another date, the losers pay for coffee/tea/donuts.

I'll be fighting to the Death then because I'm skint

Death by pool noodle is the ultimate Darwin award "

I'm not paying for other peoples donuts.. Mongol got principles n shiyt

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Catching ping pong balls in your mouth MickeyBlue ... tis a dangerous game. *gulp*

There's been more than one lucky man. I'd like to think they were lucky haha. I enjoy being the instigator. Proactive rather than reactive

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"They invite us all at once to a social and we battle it out with pool noodles.

The last man standing gets to take the lady for another date, the losers pay for coffee/tea/donuts."

I'll be keeping an eye out at the next social !!

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By *izzymonkeyMan  over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

Then the Horde chased me in here and declared war on me with a noted arrow from a magic ping pong ball shot from Lacey's anus...I mean foof....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"They invite us all at once to a social and we battle it out with pool noodles.

The last man standing gets to take the lady for another date, the losers pay for coffee/tea/donuts.

I'll be fighting to the Death then because I'm skint

Death by pool noodle is the ultimate Darwin award

I'm not paying for other peoples donuts.. Mongol got principles n shiyt"

Bullshit you guys shag anything in sight

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By *r MoriartyMan  over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

By the time I've worked out what's going on in this thread now it'll be time for my bed, so I'm not going to bother.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"They invite us all at once to a social and we battle it out with pool noodles.

The last man standing gets to take the lady for another date, the losers pay for coffee/tea/donuts.

I'll be fighting to the Death then because I'm skint

Death by pool noodle is the ultimate Darwin award

I'm not paying for other peoples donuts.. Mongol got principles n shiyt

Bullshit you guys shag anything in sight "

Long term battle strategy.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Then the Horde chased me in here and declared war on me with a noted arrow from a magic ping pong ball shot from Lacey's anus...I mean foof.... "

To be fair.. you did insinuate they were a bit dim.. They gossip, word got out..

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By *izzymonkeyMan  over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush


"By the time I've worked out what's going on in this thread now it'll be time for my bed, so I'm not going to bother."

.....blame the Horde....they are running a late night mock on this thread....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"By the time I've worked out what's going on in this thread now it'll be time for my bed, so I'm not going to bother."

Such a shame, 3 ladies were fighting over you but then settled for a foursome...

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By *izzymonkeyMan  over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush


"Then the Horde chased me in here and declared war on me with a noted arrow from a magic ping pong ball shot from Lacey's anus...I mean foof....

To be fair.. you did insinuate they were a bit dim.. They gossip, word got out.. "

.....they misheard....I said it was dim over their way due to lack of electricity....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I’m pretty glad that those women that I’ve met whittled them down to me

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By *acey_RedWoman  over a year ago

Liverpool


"Whos anus

Uranus, its massive

I having been reading all this. I said I'd catch the balls but then i read anus, I was thinking who's lol "

Sorry OP! Didn't mean to crash your thread *slaps wrist*

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"By the time I've worked out what's going on in this thread now it'll be time for my bed, so I'm not going to bother."

You’re off the market, off you pop...

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By *r MoriartyMan  over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)


"By the time I've worked out what's going on in this thread now it'll be time for my bed, so I'm not going to bother.

Such a shame, 3 ladies were fighting over you but then settled for a foursome..."

Same old same old

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By *r MoriartyMan  over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)


"By the time I've worked out what's going on in this thread now it'll be time for my bed, so I'm not going to bother.

You’re off the market, off you pop... "

Alternatively I've been broken in, house trained and come with a recommendation. I'm a low risk lay

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"By the time I've worked out what's going on in this thread now it'll be time for my bed, so I'm not going to bother.

You’re off the market, off you pop...

Alternatively I've been broken in, house trained and come with a recommendation. I'm a low risk but amazing lay "

FIFY

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"By the time I've worked out what's going on in this thread now it'll be time for my bed, so I'm not going to bother.

.....blame the Horde....they are running a late night mock on this thread.... "

*An arrow thuds into the ground at your feet - a note is attached*

Pinky promise?

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By *r MoriartyMan  over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)


"By the time I've worked out what's going on in this thread now it'll be time for my bed, so I'm not going to bother.

You’re off the market, off you pop...

Alternatively I've been broken in, house trained and come with a recommendation. I'm a low risk but amazing lay FIFY "

Don't go and make promises I can't keep!

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By *izzymonkeyMan  over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush


"By the time I've worked out what's going on in this thread now it'll be time for my bed, so I'm not going to bother.

.....blame the Horde....they are running a late night mock on this thread....

*An arrow thuds into the ground at your feet - a note is attached*

Pinky promise?"

pulls out a peace offering pie for the Horde and offers up a pinky promise for truce.....

until next time we duel

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By *assy LassieWoman  over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"Honestly I'm mostly won over by someone who makes me laugh. Also I can be wooed by intelligence, wisdom and being passionate about similar things to me.

pretty much this for me too.

That works both ways, guys have a choice too...

Do many guys really have a choice in women?

I know if I was a woman and signed I with female gender I'd be like.. Right who should I fuck tonight.

But as it is.. It's mission impossible to get a message from the oposite sex, nevermind meet for a coffee or sex!

This is the reality

You don't have to meet anyone you don't want to. You know this is all optional, right?

Right. That option rarely if ever comes along though. "

I would say this is a good example of how to whittle down the choice. Moaning about not having any choice and jumping at the first opportunity smacks of desperation of of someone willing to shag anything. Massive turn off.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Honestly I'm mostly won over by someone who makes me laugh. Also I can be wooed by intelligence, wisdom and being passionate about similar things to me.

pretty much this for me too.

That works both ways, guys have a choice too...

Do many guys really have a choice in women?

I know if I was a woman and signed I with female gender I'd be like.. Right who should I fuck tonight.

But as it is.. It's mission impossible to get a message from the oposite sex, nevermind meet for a coffee or sex!

This is the reality

You don't have to meet anyone you don't want to. You know this is all optional, right?

Right. That option rarely if ever comes along though.

I would say this is a good example of how to whittle down the choice. Moaning about not having any choice and jumping at the first opportunity smacks of desperation of of someone willing to shag anything. Massive turn off. "

I never jump at the first opportunity. I have to be attracted to them.

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By *pider-WomanWoman  over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro


"Honestly I'm mostly won over by someone who makes me laugh. Also I can be wooed by intelligence, wisdom and being passionate about similar things to me.

pretty much this for me too.

That works both ways, guys have a choice too...

Do many guys really have a choice in women?

I know if I was a woman and signed I with female gender I'd be like.. Right who should I fuck tonight.

But as it is.. It's mission impossible to get a message from the oposite sex, nevermind meet for a coffee or sex!

This is the reality

You don't have to meet anyone you don't want to. You know this is all optional, right?

Right. That option rarely if ever comes along though.

I would say this is a good example of how to whittle down the choice. Moaning about not having any choice and jumping at the first opportunity smacks of desperation of of someone willing to shag anything. Massive turn off.

I never jump at the first opportunity. I have to be attracted to them. "

Pinocchio

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By *good-being-badMan  over a year ago

mis-types and auto corrects leads cock leeds


"Honestly I'm mostly won over by someone who makes me laugh. Also I can be wooed by intelligence, wisdom and being passionate about similar things to me.

pretty much this for me too.

That works both ways, guys have a choice too...

Do many guys really have a choice in women?

I know if I was a woman and signed I with female gender I'd be like.. Right who should I fuck tonight.

But as it is.. It's mission impossible to get a message from the oposite sex, nevermind meet for a coffee or sex!

This is the reality

Fuck tonight ..you do know this ain't a male brothel..where no guy is allowed to say no thanks..Reality.. maybe in your part of fab..

We all have the same choices yes please or no thanks, and anyone can say no at anytime..

Give your head a wobble fella.

You say that as if women are not spoilt for choice "

Your first statement was more guys don't have a choice.

Spoilt for choice, how so?

you mean they get lots of attention ? Don't believe all you read, some do get lots of messages, not all, even if they do get lots of attention if none are what they seek its of zero use.. if they do find someone that interests the other party is allowed to say no thanks as well.

News flash for you op.. sex ain't compulsory no matter who instigates the conversation.

I say no thanks more than I say yes please.

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By *an_LexaCouple  over a year ago

Sunderland

For me, I’m always looking for someone who can lick my brain. And preferably give it a little tickle once they’re in there

Lex

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I have to be honest that logging into a sea of yellow isn't always a blessing that some men think it is.

Men are more encouraged to use the search functions to "pick their own" sometimes I just feel like I can't be bothered. And as someone earlier on said, once you filter through terrible cock pics, insults, one word message's or novels about sex acts I'm not interested in ,that bar of chocolate is way more appealing than any man on here could be!

Suddenly our view is tainted too.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Sorry girls you cannot have my penis

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sorry girls you cannot have my penis "

Sorry to burst your bubble...I don't want it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sorry girls you cannot have my penis

Sorry to burst your bubble...I don't want it "

yeah yeah yeah your just like the rest trying to save face

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I have to be honest that logging into a sea of yellow isn't always a blessing that some men think it is.

Men are more encouraged to use the search functions to "pick their own" sometimes I just feel like I can't be bothered. And as someone earlier on said, once you filter through terrible cock pics, insults, one word message's or novels about sex acts I'm not interested in ,that bar of chocolate is way more appealing than any man on here could be!

Suddenly our view is tainted too. "

Bring on the curly wurly!

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By *pider-WomanWoman  over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro


"Sorry girls you cannot have my penis

Sorry to burst your bubble...I don't want it yeah yeah yeah your just like the rest trying to save face "

Theres a thread here just waiting to happen

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"By the time I've worked out what's going on in this thread now it'll be time for my bed, so I'm not going to bother.

.....blame the Horde....they are running a late night mock on this thread....

*An arrow thuds into the ground at your feet - a note is attached*

Pinky promise?

pulls out a peace offering pie for the Horde and offers up a pinky promise for truce.....

until next time we duel "

*The Horde are happy, truce declared*

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By *izzymonkeyMan  over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush


"

.....blame the Horde....they are running a late night mock on this thread....

*An arrow thuds into the ground at your feet - a note is attached*

Pinky promise?

pulls out a peace offering pie for the Horde and offers up a pinky promise for truce.....

until next time we duel

*The Horde are happy, truce declared*"

phew.....wipes sweat ladened furrowed brow....I can finally sleep easy from the ravenous Horde...

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By *sGivesWoodWoman  over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"Honestly I'm mostly won over by someone who makes me laugh. Also I can be wooed by intelligence, wisdom and being passionate about similar things to me.

pretty much this for me too.

That works both ways, guys have a choice too...

Do many guys really have a choice in women?

I know if I was a woman and signed I with female gender I'd be like.. Right who should I fuck tonight.

But as it is.. It's mission impossible to get a message from the oposite sex, nevermind meet for a coffee or sex!

This is the reality

Bless ya!

You'd log on thinking "right who should I fuck tonight" but after tons of cheesy cock pics, rude messages and disrespectful snappy demands, your fanny would slam shut and you'd go eat a curly wurly instead. "

Chocolate orange minis and wine for me tonight.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

If he's local and can make me laugh that's a good start

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Pen knife

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Same as anyone it’s the way they come across and the package that comes with the person, there are many forms of attraction and finding a good partner are hard but hey we’re blessed Good singles will always find each other if not find a good couple

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By *eeleyWoman  over a year ago

Dudley

If he's got his own teeth and a pulse, bring forth the dickage!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

.....blame the Horde....they are running a late night mock on this thread....

*An arrow thuds into the ground at your feet - a note is attached*

Pinky promise?

pulls out a peace offering pie for the Horde and offers up a pinky promise for truce.....

until next time we duel

*The Horde are happy, truce declared*

phew.....wipes sweat ladened furrowed brow....I can finally sleep easy from the ravenous Horde... "

psssttt

The "horde" is fictional

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Whoever can bring me food the quickest tends to be the winner.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Whoever can bring me food the quickest tends to be the winner. "
need to power the milk factorys

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