"Yes officer I was only leaning over to find my ear ring (licking lips) sorry my name? Yes Yes it's Gillion Taylforth 
What would be your excuse? "
Sorry officer ,i aint been Feeling myself lately..
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Just had a look at Gillian Talforths wikipage. This paragraph is amazing.
"Knights and Taylforth have an extensive tabloid media history. In January 1994 Taylforth was involved in a high-profile court case when she sued The Sun newspaper for libel after they ran a story claiming she and Knights (Her partner) had performed sexual acts on a slip road on the A1 in their Range Rover.[7] Taylforth claimed that her partner had suffered an acute attack of pancreatitis and she was merely massaging his stomach to soothe his abdominal pain; however, a police officer claimed that she was performing fellatio instead. During the court case The Sun's defence counsel, George Carman QC, entered into evidence a 35 minute home video of Taylforth "suggestively posing with a large sausage [...] graphically simulating masturbation with a wine bottle" and boasting to the camera, “I give very good head”.[8] The jury returned a 10-2 majority verdict in favour of The Sun, after which Taylforth collapsed and was taken away by an ambulance.[8]"
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"Just had a look at Gillian Talforths wikipage. This paragraph is amazing.
Knights and Taylforth have an extensive tabloid media history. In January 1994 Taylforth was involved in a high-profile court case when she sued The Sun newspaper for libel after they ran a story claiming she and Knights (Her partner) had performed sexual acts on a slip road on the A1 in their Range Rover.[7] Taylforth claimed that her partner had suffered an acute attack of pancreatitis and she was merely massaging his stomach to soothe his abdominal pain; however, a police officer claimed that she was performing fellatio instead. During the court case The Sun's defence counsel, George Carman QC, entered into evidence a 35 minute home video of Taylforth "suggestively posing with a large sausage [...] graphically simulating masturbation with a wine bottle" and boasting to the camera, “I give very good head”.[8] The jury returned a 10-2 majority verdict in favour of The Sun, after which Taylforth collapsed and was taken away by an ambulance.[8]
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so did she or didnt she that is the question? GUILTY |
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Officer: Would you mind explaining what you two are doing?
Me: Just necking.
Officer: Well put yer neck away, there's a good man...
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Officer: ..and would you mind breathing into this for me please.
Me: Piss off! I've only just flung it out! |
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"Yes officer I was only leaning over to find my ear ring (licking lips) sorry my name? Yes Yes it's Gillion Taylforth
What would be your excuse? "
Hello mate, on a night shift again ?, see you in the office on early change over ...
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I'd say "Excuse me orifice...erm I mean officer. Could you explain....well what I mean is....you see....what it is, is erm....how could you....in a polite way sort of thing....is it possible that erm...oh it doesn't matter they've managed to get your wheels off now, BYE!!"  |
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Officer: "If you can give me a reason that I haven't heard before as to why you were speeding for the last ten miles as we followed you, I'll let you off."
Me: "My wife ran off with a copper last week and I thought you were bringing her back!" |
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"Just had a look at Gillian Talforths wikipage. This paragraph is amazing.
Knights and Taylforth have an extensive tabloid media history. In January 1994 Taylforth was involved in a high-profile court case when she sued The Sun newspaper for libel after they ran a story claiming she and Knights (Her partner) had performed sexual acts on a slip road on the A1 in their Range Rover.[7] Taylforth claimed that her partner had suffered an acute attack of pancreatitis and she was merely massaging his stomach to soothe his abdominal pain; however, a police officer claimed that she was performing fellatio instead. During the court case The Sun's defence counsel, George Carman QC, entered into evidence a 35 minute home video of Taylforth "suggestively posing with a large sausage [...] graphically simulating masturbation with a wine bottle" and boasting to the camera, “I give very good head”.[8] The jury returned a 10-2 majority verdict in favour of The Sun, after which Taylforth collapsed and was taken away by an ambulance.[8]
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Are there any prizes for guessing which 2 people didn't want to buy a copy of the video? |
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