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"Would you be scared of a zombie dolphin?
Which animals would make great zombies and which ones would be a bit rubbish?
For instance I can't imagine a zombie panda being that threatening..."
Can they come inland and appear through the bath/sink/toilet ? |
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"Would you be scared of a zombie dolphin?
Which animals would make great zombies and which ones would be a bit rubbish?
For instance I can't imagine a zombie panda being that threatening...
Can they come inland and appear through the bath/sink/toilet ?"
I don't think a Panda could fit up my u-bend (pardon!) |
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"Would you be scared of a zombie dolphin?
Which animals would make great zombies and which ones would be a bit rubbish?
For instance I can't imagine a zombie panda being that threatening...
Can they come inland and appear through the bath/sink/toilet ?
I don't think a Panda could fit up my u-bend (pardon!)
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Pandas are pretty crap at most things. Climbing, sex, parenting, surviving...
They'd probably be crap zombies too. |
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A zombie dolphin presumably can't attack us when we're on land so I don't think they'd bother me. A zombie squirrel on the other hand...
My principle protection is that Hannah is from New York and she doesn't take shit from anybody. An attack by a zombie squirrel would probably be met by a withering attack for bad service. |
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"A zombie dolphin presumably can't attack us when we're on land so I don't think they'd bother me. A zombie squirrel on the other hand...
My principle protection is that Hannah is from New York and she doesn't take shit from anybody. An attack by a zombie squirrel would probably be met by a withering attack for bad service. "
Squirrels don't attack Americans, it's a known fact.
Look at the one that's been living on Trump's head for the last few years  |
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I have an ancient Bulldog he’s practically a zombie already.
In order to stop his muscles from wasting I take him for a walk/stagger every evening.
He smells like a Zombie dog sounds like one as well. The only time he really wakes up is to eat and go outside.
He wags his tail a lot so he would be a pretty friendly zombie. |
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"Can animals be zombies though? Nine series of The Walking Dead I've watched and not a single zombie animal have I seen
Zombie Zebras might be fun though "
Anything alive can be zombified.Thats the law!
Zombie coral isn't going to give anyone nightmares though |
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over a year ago
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"Can animals be zombies though? Nine series of The Walking Dead I've watched and not a single zombie animal have I seen
Zombie Zebras might be fun though
Anything alive can be zombified.Thats the law!
Zombie coral isn't going to give anyone nightmares though "
Someone needs to have a word with the makers of The Walking Dead then it should be overrun with zombie animals by now  |
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"I have an ancient Bulldog he’s practically a zombie already.
In order to stop his muscles from wasting I take him for a walk/stagger every evening.
He smells like a Zombie dog sounds like one as well. The only time he really wakes up is to eat and go outside.
He wags his tail a lot so he would be a pretty friendly zombie. "
Ah bless him, friendly dog zombies are ok.
A zombie Labrador would be insatiable tho, they never bloody stop eating! |
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"There’s a film out with zombie beavers seen a few of them in my time 
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Disclamer this is a joke if you dont find it funny you may be broken "
I am definitely broken but still found this funny
LJ |
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"Zombie Sloths would be a bit naff
Certainly easy to outrun. But those claws are nasty. "
I think the Zombie Sloth army might be a winner as they'd be advancing that slowly you'd be lulled into a false sense of security then Bam!They'd be on top of you, slothing you to death!  |
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"Zombie Giraffes 
They're quite vicious anyways even if they look cute with their big brown eyes.
They neck you to death "
The head dangling to one side as they groaned "braaaaaains"
*zombie giraffes can speak |
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"Zombie Giraffes
They're quite vicious anyways even if they look cute with their big brown eyes.
They neck you to death
The head dangling to one side as they groaned "braaaaaains"
*zombie giraffes can speak"
Oh man, that's one scary image!
Especially the speaking bit |
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"Zombie Sloths would be a bit naff
Certainly easy to outrun. But those claws are nasty.
I think the Zombie Sloth army might be a winner as they'd be advancing that slowly you'd be lulled into a false sense of security then Bam!They'd be on top of you, slothing you to death!
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Would they be Slothies?
I'm working on my first draft of the screenplay. It's a winner. |
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"Zombie Giraffes
They're quite vicious anyways even if they look cute with their big brown eyes.
They neck you to death
The head dangling to one side as they groaned "braaaaaains"
*zombie giraffes can speak
Oh man, that's one scary image!
Especially the speaking bit "
Leaves just don't cut it! They need brains |
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"Zombie Sloths would be a bit naff
Certainly easy to outrun. But those claws are nasty.
I think the Zombie Sloth army might be a winner as they'd be advancing that slowly you'd be lulled into a false sense of security then Bam!They'd be on top of you, slothing you to death!
Would they be Slothies?
I'm working on my first draft of the screenplay. It's a winner. "
Slothbies, and I want a cut of the film rights |
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"Zombie Sloths would be a bit naff
Certainly easy to outrun. But those claws are nasty.
I think the Zombie Sloth army might be a winner as they'd be advancing that slowly you'd be lulled into a false sense of security then Bam!They'd be on top of you, slothing you to death!
Would they be Slothies?
I'm working on my first draft of the screenplay. It's a winner.
Slothbies, and I want a cut of the film rights
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I'll get my people to contact your people.... |
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Most zombie UK garden worms or slugs would be a little too limited to be a menace. Unless a troupe of slugs could manage being active in the dry for a long time, squeezing through gaps in to your home and smothering you, perhaps whilst sleeping. A few in your nostrils, then inside your mouth as you struggle breathing - which they'd then slide into, could be a problem |
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"Most zombie UK garden worms or slugs would be a little too limited to be a menace. Unless a troupe of slugs could manage being active in the dry for a long time, squeezing through gaps in to your home and smothering you, perhaps whilst sleeping. A few in your nostrils, then inside your mouth as you struggle breathing - which they'd then slide into, could be a problem
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That is pretty horrible, thank you for fuelling my nightmares for the foreseeable! |
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"Would you be scared of a zombie dolphin?
Which animals would make great zombies and which ones would be a bit rubbish?
For instance I can't imagine a zombie panda being that threatening..."
I think they would be, it would be pandamonium. |
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"Most zombie UK garden worms or slugs would be a little too limited to be a menace. Unless a troupe of slugs could manage being active in the dry for a long time, squeezing through gaps in to your home and smothering you, perhaps whilst sleeping. A few in your nostrils, then inside your mouth as you struggle breathing - which they'd then slide into, could be a problem "
Oh that's bad, that's very bad |
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"Most zombie UK garden worms or slugs would be a little too limited to be a menace. Unless a troupe of slugs could manage being active in the dry for a long time, squeezing through gaps in to your home and smothering you, perhaps whilst sleeping. A few in your nostrils, then inside your mouth as you struggle breathing - which they'd then slide into, could be a problem "
Snails and slugs get turned into zombies.
Theres a wasp, or fly (I think) that lays eggs in their bodies. Over time the parasitic grub makes it's way up through the head and into the antenna of the slug/snail. Giving it a flashing bulbous antenna as you can partially see the grub inside, the skin is that taught. The grub takes over its hosts brain and controls it, to the point it dies and the adult fly/wasp eats it's way out.
How would a Zombie Panda not be scary. They have sharp teeth, big claws, are quite large, powerful animals when pressed. They're a bear ffs! If they ran on brains instead of bamboo they might be a whole lot faster as well?
Zombie Polar Bear.. Imagine one of those chasing you! All the gore would show up brilliantly on that white, matted, decaying fur. |
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"A zombie lemur, those little arms outstretched, skipping after you....
Terrifying!  "
That would be cute, right up the point where it tried to eat my brains...then I'd have to hit it with a shovel |
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"Most zombie UK garden worms or slugs would be a little too limited to be a menace. Unless a troupe of slugs could manage being active in the dry for a long time, squeezing through gaps in to your home and smothering you, perhaps whilst sleeping. A few in your nostrils, then inside your mouth as you struggle breathing - which they'd then slide into, could be a problem
Snails and slugs get turned into zombies.
Theres a wasp, or fly (I think) that lays eggs in their bodies. Over time the parasitic grub makes it's way up through the head and into the antenna of the slug/snail. Giving it a flashing bulbous antenna as you can partially see the grub inside, the skin is that taught. The grub takes over its hosts brain and controls it, to the point it dies and the adult fly/wasp eats it's way out.
How would a Zombie Panda not be scary. They have sharp teeth, big claws, are quite large, powerful animals when pressed. They're a bear ffs! If they ran on brains instead of bamboo they might be a whole lot faster as well?
Zombie Polar Bear.. Imagine one of those chasing you! All the gore would show up brilliantly on that white, matted, decaying fur."
There's a parasite does similar to ants.
Causes them to climb a tall grass or similar and lock their Jaws on.
They then just hang there until a bird spots them, and the cycle continues. |
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"Most zombie UK garden worms or slugs would be a little too limited to be a menace. Unless a troupe of slugs could manage being active in the dry for a long time, squeezing through gaps in to your home and smothering you, perhaps whilst sleeping. A few in your nostrils, then inside your mouth as you struggle breathing - which they'd then slide into, could be a problem
Snails and slugs get turned into zombies.
Theres a wasp, or fly (I think) that lays eggs in their bodies. Over time the parasitic grub makes it's way up through the head and into the antenna of the slug/snail. Giving it a flashing bulbous antenna as you can partially see the grub inside, the skin is that taught. The grub takes over its hosts brain and controls it, to the point it dies and the adult fly/wasp eats it's way out.
How would a Zombie Panda not be scary. They have sharp teeth, big claws, are quite large, powerful animals when pressed. They're a bear ffs! If they ran on brains instead of bamboo they might be a whole lot faster as well?
Zombie Polar Bear.. Imagine one of those chasing you! All the gore would show up brilliantly on that white, matted, decaying fur."
It's a worm actually, which needs several hosts to complete its lifecycle. The pulsating antenea are to attract birds to complete the cycle. |
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"Most zombie UK garden worms or slugs would be a little too limited to be a menace. Unless a troupe of slugs could manage being active in the dry for a long time, squeezing through gaps in to your home and smothering you, perhaps whilst sleeping. A few in your nostrils, then inside your mouth as you struggle breathing - which they'd then slide into, could be a problem
Snails and slugs get turned into zombies.
Theres a wasp, or fly (I think) that lays eggs in their bodies. Over time the parasitic grub makes it's way up through the head and into the antenna of the slug/snail. Giving it a flashing bulbous antenna as you can partially see the grub inside, the skin is that taught. The grub takes over its hosts brain and controls it, to the point it dies and the adult fly/wasp eats it's way out.
How would a Zombie Panda not be scary. They have sharp teeth, big claws, are quite large, powerful animals when pressed. They're a bear ffs! If they ran on brains instead of bamboo they might be a whole lot faster as well?
Zombie Polar Bear.. Imagine one of those chasing you! All the gore would show up brilliantly on that white, matted, decaying fur.
There's a parasite does similar to ants.
Causes them to climb a tall grass or similar and lock their Jaws on.
They then just hang there until a bird spots them, and the cycle continues."
Yup.. there are some horrid little parasites out there just waiting for the right host  |
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"Most zombie UK garden worms or slugs would be a little too limited to be a menace. Unless a troupe of slugs could manage being active in the dry for a long time, squeezing through gaps in to your home and smothering you, perhaps whilst sleeping. A few in your nostrils, then inside your mouth as you struggle breathing - which they'd then slide into, could be a problem
Snails and slugs get turned into zombies.
Theres a wasp, or fly (I think) that lays eggs in their bodies. Over time the parasitic grub makes it's way up through the head and into the antenna of the slug/snail. Giving it a flashing bulbous antenna as you can partially see the grub inside, the skin is that taught. The grub takes over its hosts brain and controls it, to the point it dies and the adult fly/wasp eats it's way out.
How would a Zombie Panda not be scary. They have sharp teeth, big claws, are quite large, powerful animals when pressed. They're a bear ffs! If they ran on brains instead of bamboo they might be a whole lot faster as well?
Zombie Polar Bear.. Imagine one of those chasing you! All the gore would show up brilliantly on that white, matted, decaying fur.
There's a parasite does similar to ants.
Causes them to climb a tall grass or similar and lock their Jaws on.
They then just hang there until a bird spots them, and the cycle continues.
Yup.. there are some horrid little parasites out there just waiting for the right host "
Yup, me included |
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"Most zombie UK garden worms or slugs would be a little too limited to be a menace. Unless a troupe of slugs could manage being active in the dry for a long time, squeezing through gaps in to your home and smothering you, perhaps whilst sleeping. A few in your nostrils, then inside your mouth as you struggle breathing - which they'd then slide into, could be a problem
Snails and slugs get turned into zombies.
Theres a wasp, or fly (I think) that lays eggs in their bodies. Over time the parasitic grub makes it's way up through the head and into the antenna of the slug/snail. Giving it a flashing bulbous antenna as you can partially see the grub inside, the skin is that taught. The grub takes over its hosts brain and controls it, to the point it dies and the adult fly/wasp eats it's way out.
How would a Zombie Panda not be scary. They have sharp teeth, big claws, are quite large, powerful animals when pressed. They're a bear ffs! If they ran on brains instead of bamboo they might be a whole lot faster as well?
Zombie Polar Bear.. Imagine one of those chasing you! All the gore would show up brilliantly on that white, matted, decaying fur.
There's a parasite does similar to ants.
Causes them to climb a tall grass or similar and lock their Jaws on.
They then just hang there until a bird spots them, and the cycle continues."
You are correct up until where you said its for birds to eat. Its caused by a fungus and the reason it goes up high into the tree canopy is to spread its spores greater distances. |
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"Zombie dolphins wouldn't bother me as I refuse to go into the sea, however Jack Russell's are evil at the best of times so it would be a zombie Jr that I'd be scared of! "
Collies are mad anyway, imagine a zombie Collie, it wouldn't just be the sheep that were worried! |
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"https://youtu.be/B9_RUwR3RFU
If parasites interest you then watch this. Talk about nightmare fuel lol
Words I never imagined I'd read on a forum thread!
Watch it, it's really interesting."
I find reading about them enough, parasites are more common than I thought
http://www.bbc.co.uk/earth/story/20150522-the-wasps-that-rule-the-world |
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"https://youtu.be/B9_RUwR3RFU
If parasites interest you then watch this. Talk about nightmare fuel lol
Words I never imagined I'd read on a forum thread!
Watch it, it's really interesting.
I find reading about them enough, parasites are more common than I thought
http://www.bbc.co.uk/earth/story/20150522-the-wasps-that-rule-the-world "
Yup, most species of spiders have their own parasitic wasp that only goes for them. And who said there was a god  |
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Fly worst there fucking evrywere hate them....
The best would be headjogs just loses my shit driving to work all them spiky and little bastard crawling on two legs with the guts out on the road...
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"Fly worst there fucking evrywere hate them....
The best would be headjogs just loses my shit driving to work all them spiky and little bastard crawling on two legs with the guts out on the road...
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That post makes me want to name our zombie creations |
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"Would you be scared of a zombie dolphin?
Which animals would make great zombies and which ones would be a bit rubbish?
For instance I can't imagine a zombie panda being that threatening..."
guessing your thoughts are running away with you  |
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"Fly worst there fucking evrywere hate them....
The best would be headjogs just loses my shit driving to work all them spiky and little bastard crawling on two legs with the guts out on the road...
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Urgh...yes that would be scary |
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An alligator as a zombie isn't going to make much difference.
A zombie elephant or hippo might be interesting.
A zombie chihuahua is not something I'd like to meet.
A zombie quokka is still going to look amazingly cute and smile all the way to the jugular. |
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By *ensualMan
over a year ago
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I am a huge fan of Garth Ennis creator of the comic series and tv series, "The Boys" and "Preacher".
One of my favourite characters and comics of his (well along with the very non pc Barracuda is "Hitman", who is Tommy Monaghan a contract killer of usually the weird and unusual.
One of the series back in the 90's beat OP to the punch as a well know public website describes:
"In "Zombie Night at the Gotham Aquarium" (#13-14), Tommy, Natt, Ringo and Hacken take a contract from Injun Peak to stop a scientist from re-animating dead sea creatures. As the title indicates, they fail."
The cover of one episode has the hero about to club a zombie penguin! |
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