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over a year ago
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"would you go on a date with one? 
I would just for all the free chocolate  "
*waves and quickly runs off to find his can of fake tan and spare box ferrero roche*
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By *eam OP Couple
over a year ago
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"would you go on a date with one?
I would just for all the free chocolate
*waves and quickly runs off to find his can of fake tan and spare box ferrero roche*
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as he singsOOMPA LOOMPA DOOMPADEE DOO
I'VE GOT A PERFECT PUZZLE FOR YOU
OOMPA LOOMPA, DOOMPADAH DEE
IF YOU ARE WISE YOU'LL LISTEN ME
WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU GUZZLE DOWN SWEETS
EATING AS MUCH AS AN ELEPHANT EATS
WHAT ARE YOU AT GETTING TERRIBLY FAT
WHAT DO YOU THINK WILL COME OF THAT
I DON'T LIKE THE LOOK OF IT
OOMPA LOOMPA DOOMPADEE DAH
IF YOU'RE NOT GREEDY YOU WILL GO FAR
YOU WILL LIVE IN HAPPINESS TOO
LIKE THE OOMPA LOOMPA DOOMPADEE DO
DOOMPADEE DOO
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By *eam OP Couple
over a year ago
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"actually i dont think i could date a guy with green hair and that has pom pom's on his shoes... does that make me shallow??? "
My daughter dated a guy just like one only no green hair or spray on tan. so we got her a t-shirt saying I ONLY DATE UMPA LUMPA'S she has forgiven me now... and No longer dates him |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"actually i dont think i could date a guy with green hair and that has pom pom's on his shoes... does that make me shallow???
My daughter dated a guy just like one only no green hair or spray on tan. so we got her a t-shirt saying I ONLY DATE UMPA LUMPA'S she has forgiven me now... and No longer dates him "
so can i borrow the t-shirt and wear it on a night on the town with meat_sauce ??
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By *eam OP Couple
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"actually i dont think i could date a guy with green hair and that has pom pom's on his shoes... does that make me shallow???
My daughter dated a guy just like one only no green hair or spray on tan. so we got her a t-shirt saying I ONLY DATE UMPA LUMPA'S she has forgiven me now... and No longer dates him
so can i borrow the t-shirt and wear it on a night on the town with meat_sauce ??
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Whats an oompa lumpa?
The only reference I know is a fat person...as I saw it on the profile of a couple of here once which read something like 'no fatties/oopah lumpas..we prefer our partners trim..
Which really makes a woman feel wanted..  |
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