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"I was banned from playing rugby for 3 years for being very silly
You are a bit of a silly boy though i hulk smashed a referee  "
Normally i like a bit of a laugh but
DICK MOVE, Banner.
Leave the refs alone |
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over a year ago
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I got barred from a cafe once as I distinctly asked for an all day breakfast without tinned tomatoes.
Guess what I got?
Guess what they served up again after just taking them off the same plate when I complained?
Guess what got emptied on to the till? |
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Yes the local truck stop cafe, was with a few friends and it was our regular place to go to after a d*unken evening out. One night our food fight didn’t go down to well. X |
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Not really banned in the way you mean it I think. The nearest I can think of is that I used to work for the Foreign and Commonwealth Office. If I had gone to Dubai and visited the place known delightfully as "Chop-Chop Square" I would have been immediately sacked. |
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"I was banned from playing rugby for 3 years for being very silly
You are a bit of a silly boy though i hulk smashed a referee
Normally i like a bit of a laugh but
DICK MOVE, Banner.
Leave the refs alone "
was deserved  |
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By *assy69Man
over a year ago
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"Been banned from a public place?. If so where and why?  "
Yes, my school during break times  
They couldn’t cope with the crazy behaviour around the place during breaktimes and thought I’d likely kill myself so felt it better not to have me inside the boundaries so I couldn’t scale the buildings and leap across the rooftops |
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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago
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I got thrown out of Tranmere Rovers players lounge for speaking my mind and calling Peter Johnson ( Ex Tranmere chairman and then Everton chairman ) a money grabbing bastard! ..........Still proud of myself and it was in 98  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I was banned from playing rugby for 3 years for being very silly
You are a bit of a silly boy though i hulk smashed a referee see
What is hulk smashing "
HUUUUUUULK SMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSHHHHHH |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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To answer the question though, yes from my local park for various misdemeanours as a young teen. Only time I was allowed in was for PE and to be at school as it was in the corner. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Been banned from a public place?. If so where and why?
My question is what did you do and where are you now banned from?
This isn’t about me "
It wasn't, but it is now. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Banned form chemistry class for calling the teacher an asshole, he deserved it
Being kicked out did free up my wednesdays which mean to could go skiing in the winter months
Win win |
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Stood chatting to my bf in a local night club....A guy behind me felt my bum....My bf said what do you think your doing thats my Mrs....The guy threw a punch at my bf....My bf punched him and knocked him out....then the bouncer ran over and told us to leave and we were now barred but let the idiot guy stay in there x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Banned from most pubs and nightclubs within a 15mile radius of Aldershot, Chatham and Paderborn. All because some squaddies are complete dickheads on the piss and ruin in for the more civilised in military society.
Fucking Rupert's. |
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"Got thrown off a camp site once...
Pretending to be a bear and shitting in the woods really is frowned upon
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We laughed aftter "lights out" , apparently that's not allowed on camp sites in the lake district |
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Got banned from a crappy nightclub (the only one) in Stamford called The Riverside. General sarcasm and rudeness I suspect. I never found out the reason just always got blocked by the fat bloke on the door. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Nope never been naughty enough to earn myself a ban in public, I'm a lady don't you know
I was banned from the chocolate stash at home once, selfish in my eyes. |
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"Banned from most pubs and nightclubs within a 15mile radius of Aldershot, Chatham and Paderborn. All because some squaddies are complete dickheads on the piss and ruin in for the more civilised in military society.
Fucking Rupert's."
The joys of army towns |
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"Lol no I’m to well behaved for that  or just good at not getting caught
Or whoever caught you was so impressed they just let you carry on. I know I would. Luke"
What are you trying to say about my character haha |
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I walked into a pub and before ordering a pint I went to the toilet.
Then I waited at the bar to get served. Eventually a girl walked over and said she wouldnt serve me.. I laughed because I thought she was joking and then she said it again.. So I asked why and she said it was because I used dr*gs in the toilets.
Bullshit!! And I had to leave. |
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By *xmfrvnMan
over a year ago
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"Woolworths when I was 8 for eating the pick and mix...
Same but I was 10
They start us early in the Midlands
It was only 2 though "
Well I was still an embryo when I stole my first pick n mix from Woolworths |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Woolworths when I was 8 for eating the pick and mix...
Same but I was 10
They start us early in the Midlands
It was only 2 though
Well I was still an embryo when I stole my first pick n mix from Woolworths"
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"Got thrown off a camp site once...
Pretending to be a bear and shitting in the woods really is frowned upon
P
We laughed aftter "lights out" , apparently that's not allowed on camp sites in the lake district "
Fuck sake 
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"I got barred from a cafe once as I distinctly asked for an all day breakfast without tinned tomatoes.
Guess what I got?
Guess what they served up again after just taking them off the same plate when I complained?
Guess what got emptied on to the till?"
Did you really tip it over the till? Oh my! I am surprised and giggling at this one. Awesome! |
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"I got barred from a cafe once as I distinctly asked for an all day breakfast without tinned tomatoes.
Guess what I got?
Guess what they served up again after just taking them off the same plate when I complained?
Guess what got emptied on to the till?"
 mature
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"From a local pub for putting Sexy Eyes on repeat on the jukebox and pulling cross-eyed faces at all the men in the tap room 
Crying here. "
It's a good song, I don't know why they weren't enjoying it |
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