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By *apeye OP Man over a year ago

worcester

Remember, be realistic but also creative

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A cock.

Perfect.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A cock.

Perfect."

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By *apeye OP Man over a year ago

worcester

"A cock.

Perfect.

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I must admit, it probably takes some beating ladies

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fat end of a pool/snooker cue.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple over a year ago

Hailsham

"A cock.

Perfect.

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I must admit, it probably takes some beating ladies

That's wanking

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By *uciyassMan over a year ago

Barnsley

Large butternut squash with stalk

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Tenpin bowling pin

Lava lamp

Traffic cone

Obviously you need to be a bit stretchy for those.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A religious statue

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By *ed-monkeyCouple over a year ago

Hailsham

"A religious statue

Hmmm ... a voice of experience

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

These sky remotes men compare themselves to

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cucumber

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

anything is a dildo if youre brave enough

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By *0something1965Man over a year ago

Belfast

"A religious statue

Oooooo- that's dark!

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By *wist my nipplesCouple over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"A cock.

Perfect."

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By *0something1965Man over a year ago

Belfast

"A cock.

Perfect.

MY cock

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By *apeye OP Man over a year ago

worcester

Come on ladies, your all a bit quiet, tell us what you like

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A big bubble maker stick its even got ridges for pleasure

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A big bubble maker stick its even got ridges for pleasure

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il let you know if it works in a couple weeks

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By *apeye OP Man over a year ago

worcester

I used a twister ice lolly on a woman the once, she went crazy for it.

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By *0something1965Man over a year ago

Belfast

I think my boss uses his PC

Well- i told him to shove it up his ass - is that the same thing?

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By *erynaughtyMan over a year ago

Derby

A frozen cucumber

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bedknob

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By *0something1965Man over a year ago

Belfast

A girlfriend of a m8 (now his wife!) Used the gear knob from a VW Beetle (an old one!) Didnt look comfortable! Google it and see!

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By *0something1965Man over a year ago

Belfast

It was still attached to the car btw lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A glass paper weight of an appropriate shape.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Handle of a handwhisk.

Rolling pin

Fingers of course

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By *hloevtTV/TS over a year ago

norwich

I think the Sky remote as I have seen in many pics that it's the same size as a willy !!! X

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By *urning the kinkMan over a year ago

bristol

Space hopper handles

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By *uckOfTheBayMan over a year ago

Mold

Put a condom inside a toilet roll, fill it with water, and freeze

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By *ophieslutTV/TS over a year ago

Central

Fist

Fishing rod

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By *ibblingnewtWoman over a year ago

by the sea

Make a balloon man with a 10 inch cock

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A cock.

Perfect.

MY cock

It's not just a cock. It's an M&S cock

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By *apeye OP Man over a year ago

worcester

Any more new ones today

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By *ORDERMANMan over a year ago

wrexham

Gear sticks have been mentioned..

Think I've seen in photos the trailer attachment at the rear of a car being used..

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By *ribsaMan over a year ago

A box at end of your bed

Will watch this with interest also like to find out what a woman enjoys playing with

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don't use dildos so no need for a replacement

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cucumber or good sized banana

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Garden gnome

Get your rocks off in the rockery

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By *ribsaMan over a year ago

A box at end of your bed

"Garden gnome

Get your rocks off in the rockery

LOL love it. But I do believe that you can buy an arse gnome theses days on some sex shop sites.

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By *ribsaMan over a year ago

A box at end of your bed

"Garden gnome

Get your rocks off in the rockery

LOL love it. But I do believe that you can buy an arse gnome theses days on some sex shop sites."

Sorry just had to look up link https://www.uberkinky.co.uk/domestic-partner-ass-midget-84236.html

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The handle end of a loo brush.....good for squatting on!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The handle end of a loo brush.....good for squatting on!!"

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By *izzymonkeyMan over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

Cricket bat with a ribbed handle....I'm sure the England team can spare a few with their poor efforts so far....

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