13.00 pm met in pub car park ,kissed
13.05 pm ,ordered a white wine and guinness at bar ,she told me she usually drives off if she dont like the look of you.
13.10pm, she said the wine was crap , i said i'll change it , she said no ,that she had a bottle cooling in her fridge .. 
13.13pm i'm following her car in my car
13.20pm ,we are in her kitchen , and she's leaning against her fridge and pulls her skirt up and turns around .a sexy assin the prone position
13.22,pm i'm in .......
MY BEST RECORD 22mins ..not sure if i'll beat that 
Whats your quickest..hmmm
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"Try getting rid of your forest- people may see the wood for the trees  "
OOOOOWWWW you are bitchy this morning ... But not sure if his culture allows him to
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it aint wrong time of month is it Fem xx |
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"Try getting rid of your forest- people may see the wood for the trees
OOOOOWWWW you are bitchy this morning ... But not sure if his culture allows him to
Mebbies
it aint wrong time of month is it Fem xx"
What culture u on about i woudnt be here if i did the heavy religus stuff i am here to fuck |
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"Try getting rid of your forest- people may see the wood for the trees
I remember lots saying that and did cut but it iched lots might try again "
Don't shave it, just a bit of a trim. I think there is nothing worse than a guy with a hairy body (not saying you are) and then a big bald circle round his cock. However slightly trimmed so we don't fear suffocation by hair when we go down on you, would be good.
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"Try getting rid of your forest- people may see the wood for the trees
I remember lots saying that and did cut but it iched lots might try again
Don't shave it, just a bit of a trim. I think there is nothing worse than a guy with a hairy body (not saying you are) and then a big bald circle round his cock. However slightly trimmed so we don't fear suffocation by hair when we go down on you, would be good.
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it got realy big then cut bits cos lots said so but it grew back |
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"So a best first meet is now based on how quick the people involved are undressed and 'at it' ?"
Not for me. My best first meet involved me picking him up from the station at 5-15pm, drove back to my place then, realising after a meal, a few drinks, some excellent conversation and good music that it was 5-30 in the morning. Then that extra fun began. What a brilliant night  |
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"Try getting rid of your forest- people may see the wood for the trees
OOOOOWWWW you are bitchy this morning ... But not sure if his culture allows him to
Mebbies
it aint wrong time of month is it Fem xx"
I agree with Fem, it's time to get the Veet out and deforest his bush. Let us women see the wood that is hidden in the forest. |
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well the quickest i think ive ever got into someone is about 3 minutes.
wasnt off here, meets from off her ive had start within a minute of arriving, some people just want to crack on i guess haha!
was just a night out with my mates at some daft social club, after went back to this lasses house where my mate was seeing her, and i was just going to kip round there for the night. we stayed up had a drink etc for a bit, then they went to bed,
they said you have that bedroom, I went in the room & immediatley noticed someone was in there pretty fast, appologuised for the first minite or so explaining they told me to come in, spent the next minute or so introducing myself, and then next thing we were at it for the rest of the night off and on till the morning
did realise when it was getting close to time to go that i couldnt remember her name at all, and wondered if i even asked! but she had her keys out and had her name down on the keyring so was able to clock her name from that! went out with her for 3/4 months after that, but about 3 mins is fastest ive gone from meeting someone new to getting them into bed!
off here for meets some have started pretty much straight away! had some want to suprise me at the door as well as some who like to cut the chat short pretty quick after sitting down! |
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Had been chatting to a lass who lived in Yorkshire for a few weeks, eventually arranged to meet. On the drive up I get a text message saying, "I'm so horny you're gonna have to fuck me even if you don't like me."
Turned up at her house, walked in and was shagging her within 3 minutes. 
Another meet greeted me at her front door wearing only a full body fishnet thingy - was shagging her before the front door closed, kinda. |
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it depends how you do it as well, i do really like to get to know someone first and have a bit of a crack and drink first before
but i had one meet before where when i was on the way up told us some things she was doing thinking about us and waiting for me to get there, so just told her what was going to do and how i wasnt going to let her even talk and just take her straight away, and was a really hot time because of all the teasing and talk on the way up when i was getting the bus and walking the rest getting us both really in the mood doing something we probs knew we shouldnt after arranging it online but was one fun time |
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"Try getting rid of your forest- people may see the wood for the trees
I remember lots saying that and did cut but it iched lots might try again
Don't shave it, just a bit of a trim. I think there is nothing worse than a guy with a hairy body (not saying you are) and then a big bald circle round his cock. However slightly trimmed so we don't fear suffocation by hair when we go down on you, would be good.
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it got realy big then cut bits cos lots said so but it grew back "
But that looks like someones beard man  |
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"13.00 pm met in pub car park ,kissed
13.05 pm ,ordered a white wine and guinness at bar ,she told me she usually drives off if she dont like the look of you.
13.10pm, she said the wine was crap , i said i'll change it , she said no ,that she had a bottle cooling in her fridge .. Was it a crap when you woke up tho
13.13pm i'm following her car in my car
13.20pm ,we are in her kitchen , and she's leaning against her fridge and pulls her skirt up and turns around .a sexy assin the prone position
13.22,pm i'm in .......
MY BEST RECORD 22mins ..not sure if i'll beat that
Whats your quickest..hmmm
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Straight to it is great 
I had one guy kept yapping on about his Ex-wife, work, how tired he was blah blah blah 
I feigned listening for a while then when he paused for 'comment' I just said
"Get yer cock out"
Turned out to be a bloody great meet
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"13.00 pm met in pub car park ,kissed
13.05 pm ,ordered a white wine and guinness at bar ,she told me she usually drives off if she dont like the look of you.
13.10pm, she said the wine was crap , i said i'll change it , she said no ,that she had a bottle cooling in her fridge .. Was it a crap when you woke up tho
13.13pm i'm following her car in my car
13.20pm ,we are in her kitchen , and she's leaning against her fridge and pulls her skirt up and turns around .a sexy assin the prone position
13.22,pm i'm in .......
MY BEST RECORD 22mins ..not sure if i'll beat that
Whats your quickest..hmmm
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"13.00 pm met in pub car park ,kissed
13.05 pm ,ordered a white wine and guinness at bar ,she told me she usually drives off if she dont like the look of you.
13.10pm, she said the wine was crap , i said i'll change it , she said no ,that she had a bottle cooling in her fridge .. Was it a crap when you woke up tho
13.13pm i'm following her car in my car
13.20pm ,we are in her kitchen , and she's leaning against her fridge and pulls her skirt up and turns around .a sexy assin the prone position
13.22,pm i'm in .......
MY BEST RECORD 22mins ..not sure if i'll beat that
Whats your quickest..hmmm
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Lol, i like to slowly enjoy when i'm IN, and then explore , before a grand final .. i'm not a selfish lover , i like to be teased and tease , and kept on the edge , however a quicky can be fun if time does not permit ... |
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"Straight to it is great
I had one guy kept yapping on about his Ex-wife, work, how tired he was blah blah blah
I feigned listening for a while then when he paused for 'comment' I just said
"Get yer cock out"
Turned out to be a bloody great meet
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Hmm, is this familiar ..
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I once arranged for a guy to come around one evening with the following conditions:
He wasn't to speak.
He was to wank himself hard in the car and put a condom on before coming to my door.
The door would be open and he was to walk straight into the livingroom.
I would be waiting pre-frigged, wet and bent over the sofa.
He was to push his cock straight in and pump his heart out.
He was to leave after cumming... and still not allowed to say anything.
If I were to put a timeline to it, it would probably look like this:
10.30:00 - door opened
10.30:04 - cock in and fucking
10.34:23 - he stppoed pumping and twitched
10.35:04 - he left |
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"I once arranged for a guy to come around one evening with the following conditions:
He wasn't to speak.
He was to wank himself hard in the car and put a condom on before coming to my door.
The door would be open and he was to walk straight into the livingroom.
I would be waiting pre-frigged, wet and bent over the sofa.
He was to push his cock straight in and pump his heart out.
He was to leave after cumming... and still not allowed to say anything.
If I were to put a timeline to it, it would probably look like this:
10.30:00 - door opened
10.30:04 - cock in and fucking
10.34:23 - he stppoed pumping and twitched
10.35:04 - he left"
Now that IS horny |
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"I once arranged for a guy to come around one evening with the following conditions:
He wasn't to speak.
He was to wank himself hard in the car and put a condom on before coming to my door.
The door would be open and he was to walk straight into the livingroom.
I would be waiting pre-frigged, wet and bent over the sofa.
He was to push his cock straight in and pump his heart out.
He was to leave after cumming... and still not allowed to say anything.
If I were to put a timeline to it, it would probably look like this:
10.30:00 - door opened
10.30:04 - cock in and fucking
10.34:23 - he stppoed pumping and twitched
10.35:04 - he left"
Hmmm, do you provide Guinness too?.. O:-
only it sounds like a good night out
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