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"Fcuk this i need a Drink ...
CHEERS
 
OI. Nae drinking on duty!!!!!!!!!!
Well serve me then ...
prity please
Sorry pal. you're barred!! Now gerrout ma pub!!!!"
It's my fcukin pub ..ffs..your just my Topless Barmaid .. when i say just ..you are my .FAV
just pour me a nice cold Guinness will you please
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
"Fcuk this i need a Drink ...
CHEERS
OI. Nae drinking on duty!!!!!!!!!!
Well serve me then ...
prity please
Sorry pal. you're barred!! Now gerrout ma pub!!!!
It's my fcukin pub ..ffs..your just my Topless Barmaid .. when i say just ..you are my .FAV
just pour me a nice cold Guinness will you please
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errrrrrr, nope!!!! xx |
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"pint for me and a fruit juice for the lady "
would that be , apple , plum , pieapple , grapefruit , orange , lemom, pear , strawberry , blackcurrant .. or shall i just give you the nearest one ..SIR
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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago
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It's on the House my treat ..what you having ?
and here's a dry white for the Last Lady too
Cheers
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woooohoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo suckerrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
please may I have a bottle of grey goose vodka, a bottle of champers, a bottle of jd, a bottle of wine for my pal over there.... anyone else? quick its on the house!  |
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It's on the House my treat ..what you having ?
and here's a dry white for the Last Lady too
Cheers
woooohoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo suckerrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
please may I have a bottle of grey goose vodka, a bottle of champers, a bottle of jd, a bottle of wine for my pal over there.... anyone else? quick its on the house! "
Fill ya Boots ,i am ..great photo's
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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago
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"IF YOUR NAMES NOT ON THE LIST YOU CANT COME IN ....!!
Mebbies
i can be tempted ...
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is my name on the list? 
my evil twin likes to stock up and pass drinks about. I would never do such a thing honest
Quick girls... get the flasks out ya handbags!!! |
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"IF YOUR NAMES NOT ON THE LIST YOU CANT COME IN ....!!
Mebbies
i can be tempted ...
is my name on the list?
my evil twin likes to stock up and pass drinks about. I would never do such a thing honest
Quick girls... get the flasks out ya handbags!!!"
I think i'd best see some I D , i dont think you ladies look old enough to be in here , you look so young
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"IF YOUR NAMES NOT ON THE LIST YOU CANT COME IN ....!!
Mebbies
i can be tempted ...
is my name on the list?
my evil twin likes to stock up and pass drinks about. I would never do such a thing honest
Quick girls... get the flasks out ya handbags!!!
I think i'd best see some I D , i dont think you ladies look old enough to be in here , you look so young
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CHEESE ALERT.....  |
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"IF YOUR NAMES NOT ON THE LIST YOU CANT COME IN ....!!
Mebbies
i can be tempted ...
is my name on the list?
my evil twin likes to stock up and pass drinks about. I would never do such a thing honest
Quick girls... get the flasks out ya handbags!!!
I think i'd best see some I D , i dont think you ladies look old enough to be in here , you look so young
CHEESE ALERT..... "
Hello you , back for more of the same are you ...i am very loveable aint i ..people will start to talk if you carry on teasing me like this
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Remy Martin XO please. With a pint of Kronenburg chaser. Ta.
Hmmm, i'm not sure your following the correct dress code ..but i'll make an exception seeing as tho you look fit in it
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I can keep me boxers on if it's a problem? |
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"Remy Martin XO please. With a pint of Kronenburg chaser. Ta.
Hmmm, i'm not sure your following the correct dress code ..but i'll make an exception seeing as tho you look fit in it
I can keep me boxers on if it's a problem? "
no you look fine just as you are , hiding behind that photo
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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago
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"Remy Martin XO please. With a pint of Kronenburg chaser. Ta.
Hmmm, i'm not sure your following the correct dress code ..but i'll make an exception seeing as tho you look fit in it
I can keep me boxers on if it's a problem? "
If he's wearing a man utd thong im out! |
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"Remy Martin XO please. With a pint of Kronenburg chaser. Ta.
Hmmm, i'm not sure your following the correct dress code ..but i'll make an exception seeing as tho you look fit in it
I can keep me boxers on if it's a problem?
If he's wearing a man utd thong im out! "
LOL. he aint got the balls
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YOOOOWWW.... i'm just going down the cellar to change a Barrel..back in a bit ,have you ever been had ...ooops i mean have you ever been shown how to change a Barrel .'PET'..?
would you like to cum and watch me ?
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"YOOOOWWW.... i'm just going down the cellar to change a Barrel..back in a bit ,have you ever been had ...ooops i mean have you ever been shown how to change a Barrel .'PET'..?
would you like to cum and watch me ?
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Had lots of experience changing barrels and can even tap one |
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"YOOOOWWW.... i'm just going down the cellar to change a Barrel..back in a bit ,have you ever been had ...ooops i mean have you ever been shown how to change a Barrel .'PET'..?
would you like to cum and watch me ?
Had lots of experience changing barrels and can even tap one "
hmmm, well why dont you cum down the cellar with me and show me your skills , i'd love to watch you in action ...come on ,while it's quite ,up here .. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"YOOOOWWW.... i'm just going down the cellar to change a Barrel..back in a bit ,have you ever been had ...ooops i mean have you ever been shown how to change a Barrel .'PET'..?
would you like to cum and watch me ?
Had lots of experience changing barrels and can even tap one "
im double barrelled ..... does that count ????? |
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"YOOOOWWW.... i'm just going down the cellar to change a Barrel..back in a bit ,have you ever been had ...ooops i mean have you ever been shown how to change a Barrel .'PET'..?
would you like to cum and watch me ?
Had lots of experience changing barrels and can even tap one
hmmm, well why dont you cum down the cellar with me and show me your skills , i'd love to watch you in action ...come on ,while it's quite ,up here .. "
You got the hammer for knocking out the peg? |
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"YOOOOWWW.... i'm just going down the cellar to change a Barrel..back in a bit ,have you ever been had ...ooops i mean have you ever been shown how to change a Barrel .'PET'..?
would you like to cum and watch me ?
Had lots of experience changing barrels and can even tap one
im double barrelled ..... does that count ????? "
That always counts
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"YOOOOWWW.... i'm just going down the cellar to change a Barrel..back in a bit ,have you ever been had ...ooops i mean have you ever been shown how to change a Barrel .'PET'..?
would you like to cum and watch me ?
Had lots of experience changing barrels and can even tap one
hmmm, well why dont you cum down the cellar with me and show me your skills , i'd love to watch you in action ...come on ,while it's quite ,up here ..
You got the hammer for knocking out the peg?"
I got everything you'll need Pet
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By *eamCouple
over a year ago
Exeter |
"two pints and a packet of crisps please
Hello you two .. go find yourselfs a nice seat , and put some tunes on the juke box for me will you please , just needs plugging in ...i'll bring ya drinks over , what crisps would you like ?
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Ready salted when you are ready Thanks |
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"two pints and a packet of crisps please
Hello you two .. go find yourselfs a nice seat , and put some tunes on the juke box for me will you please , just needs plugging in ...i'll bring ya drinks over , what crisps would you like ?
Ready salted when you are ready Thanks "
Lol, I'm Always Ready dont ya know .. |
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"any chance of a glass of milk please??
Lol, you can have anything you like . your still my Fav ...
fook off, I ain't working tomorrow dayshift............ 
Shit , you can read me like a book ...i'll pay you double ..
double AND a t-shirt... or put the blooming heating on!!"
Lol, you drive a hard bargain .
DEAL..
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"Just fancied a lager... But after what Ive just learned on yer other thread...  "
Well never judge a book by it's cover
pick what you want from the bottle fridge ...but dont take the piss ...eh
or you wont get another free one
Cheers ,,Enjoy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" ..... pick what you want from the bottle fridge ...but dont take the piss ...eh
or you wont get another free one
Cheers ,,Enjoy"
Dont need any more piss thankyou...
But a bottle of Stella would be very welcome...
Your very good health kind sir...
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Not wishing to be a party pooper, (in case i follow through), but i take it you do have the necessary licence OP?
Just askin'. "
*Passes Mushy the Andrex....*  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Not wishing to be a party pooper, (in case i follow through), but i take it you do have the necessary licence OP?
Just askin'.
*Passes Mushy the Andrex....*
Ta. Now where's my free puppy?"
Thought you were growin yer own... |
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Not wishing to be a party pooper, (in case i follow through), but i take it you do have the necessary licence OP?
Just askin'.
*Passes Mushy the Andrex....*
Ta. Now where's my free puppy?
Thought you were growin yer own... "
You misheard, i said i was grooming.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"snakebite for me and a bottle of baileys for dev
Help yourself ,i'm chilling , i've had a very busy day..
Pour me another Guinness while your at it will ya
Cheers"
Ta, poured ya three guinesses to be getting on with - should keep ya busy for an hour...
Good 'elf
Wolf
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Not wishing to be a party pooper, (in case i follow through), but i take it you do have the necessary licence OP?
Just askin'.
Do i look as tho i give a Fcuk about a Licence ?
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it's a DILLIGAF licence
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"snakebite for me and a bottle of baileys for dev
Help yourself ,i'm chilling , i've had a very busy day..
Pour me another Guinness while your at it will ya
Cheers
Ta, poured ya three guinesses to be getting on with - should keep ya busy for an hour...
Good 'elf
Wolf
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Cheers your a star ,do you fancy a job ,lol
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By (user no longer on site)
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"snakebite for me and a bottle of baileys for dev
Help yourself ,i'm chilling , i've had a very busy day..
Pour me another Guinness while your at it will ya
Cheers
Ta, poured ya three guinesses to be getting on with - should keep ya busy for an hour...
Good 'elf
Wolf
Cheers your a star ,do you fancy a job ,lol
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no, I'm on it at the moment - multitasking model you see ;) |
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"I need something long, strong, cool and will slip down the throat with ease
Castrol GTX
Baaaaaaaaaaaaad girl "
well bit quite in here tonight ,erm shall we carry on where we left off..
i'll grab us a couple of bottles , to take with us
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"I need something long, strong, cool and will slip down the throat with ease
Castrol GTX
Baaaaaaaaaaaaad girl
well bit quite in here tonight ,erm shall we carry on where we left off..
i'll grab us a couple of bottles , to take with us
.. "
Pol Roger White Foil please |
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"I need something long, strong, cool and will slip down the throat with ease
Castrol GTX
Baaaaaaaaaaaaad girl
well bit quite in here tonight ,erm shall we carry on where we left off..
i'll grab us a couple of bottles , to take with us
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Pol Roger White Foil please"
Okies...
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