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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

What’s the first you would do? Mrscxxx

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By *ockonmeMan over a year ago

lincolnshire

Spend 2 hours doing my hair and make up.

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By *hewifeandiCouple over a year ago

Bristol

"What’s the first you would do? Mrscxxx "

Have sex find out what it's like

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Play with the willy. Alot.

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By *rAitchMan over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

Play with ny tits and never get out of bed!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Jump up and down in front of the mirror

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

First thing I would do is the helicopter

Mrscxxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Have a good feel of my tits.

Truthfully. Keatle on sort out the washing make pack lunches wake daughter up for school feed the cats.

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By *BWandhusbandCouple over a year ago

Midlands

I'd have a wank to see who has the more intense orgasm.

Katie.

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By *tephTV67TV/TS over a year ago

Cheshire

Go shopping

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By *hecarpmanMan over a year ago

SUTTON

Play with my new boobs for a while

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd create a female profile on fab then give my old self an awesome verification!! You might think I'd done it already lol.

Actually I'd rub my clit within an inch of my life... Then take that inch haha

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By *hecarpmanMan over a year ago

SUTTON

Fucking helicopter. That has made me chuckle

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By *iss behaving2019Woman over a year ago

East Yorkshire

Go to a public loo to experience the pleasure of having a pee without having the bother of not making contact with loo seat!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Have a wank.

Have a piss standing up.

Measure my cock.

Spend the rest of the day counting down the hours to becoming a woman again.

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By *ittyandtheboyCouple over a year ago

Back of the bins.

"What’s the first you would do? Mrscxxx "

Probably set up a fab account as an FF couple and see what fun could be had! Actually no, grab kitty’s Doxy and see how it feels!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

First thing, freak out. Then finger myself in oblivion

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

Turn lesbian

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

*Into

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Walk around all day with a sky remote

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By *sGivesWoodWoman over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"Have a wank.

Have a piss standing up.

Measure my cock.

Spend the rest of the day counting down the hours to becoming a woman again."

All of these plus a single male fab profile.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Get other halfs dildos out and see how good they are?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Head for the nearest sex shop, buy a wand and spend the rest of the day trying for a multiple orgasm.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Infiltrate my bf's mind and convince him he's gay. And bottom.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Kick the OH out of bed to make me a cup of tea.

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By *sGivesWoodWoman over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"Infiltrate my bf's mind and convince him he's gay. And bottom. "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

quickly fix dishwasher and car

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS over a year ago

west here ford shire

I wish.........

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Infiltrate my bf's mind and convince him he's gay. And bottom. "

I'm vers

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By *ommickMan over a year ago

cork

Check out my ass in the mirror....then go online shopping as ladies have so much more choice

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By *ustBoWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

Definitely wank and see how it feels to cum as a guy.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Infiltrate my bf's mind and convince him he's gay. And bottom.

I'm vers"

Perfect

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Reach immediately for a tampon because knowing my luck I'd wake up with decorators in!

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By *erriAnneTV/TS over a year ago

The shire

Would be perfect for me I'd get to be the female I always wanted to be

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Arnt people waking up identifying as the opposite sex already?

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By *anther81Man over a year ago

Drogheda

Shop for something short and low and then cock tease lots of guys.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wank off and feel my balls

Betty

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By *urls and DressesWoman over a year ago

Somewhere near here

Feel my willy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Moan like fuck about the diy jobs that need doing.

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By *layer oneMan over a year ago

mirfield

"Turn lesbian "
you beat me to it lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Enjoy my new body once id stopped panicking! And cause C is legit bi, id give her what she craves too;)

S

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By *as_no_ideaCouple over a year ago

......

Take a picture of my morning glory, from 101 different angles, then post to my profile...

Ok, maybe just 100.. 101 seems a little excessive....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Enjoy my new body once id stopped panicking! And cause C is legit bi, id give her what she craves too;)

S"

Mmmmmm nice

Mrscxxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Burn all my bras, heels and makeup. Ah freedom!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Enjoy my new body once id stopped panicking! And cause C is legit bi, id give her what she craves too;)

S

Mmmmmm nice

Mrscxxx "

Oh yes;)

S

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By *itty9899Man over a year ago

Craggy Island

"What’s the first you would do? Mrscxxx "

Go find a man life to fuck up.

then buy shoes.

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By *xperimentalistMan over a year ago

East Yorkshire

Phone in sick

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By *asilForty77Man over a year ago

a hundred and sixty of us living in a small shoebox in the middle of the road

Strum my little man in the boat at the speed of a fiddler's elbow

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do the hoovering as early as possible. Just to wake that cunt up. REVENGE

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By *uzukiNo1Woman over a year ago

Rhyl

Cry....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

And then I'd cry cos I'd miss me tallywacker you know. May be as much use as a vegan sausage but still ...... we're pretty attached after all these years

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Have a wank x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fuck the life out of all the fit men in my hotlist

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Them I'd try to have a wank cossa me tits and realise I'm proper fucked

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Block every man!

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By *partharmonyCouple over a year ago

Ruislip

Go to the gym and/or swimming pool and spend an inordinate amount of time in the changing rooms and showers.

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By *ensualbicockMan over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Do the hoovering while listening to Queen

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By *V-AliceTV/TS over a year ago

Ayr

Phone my boss and tell the fucker he'd better not cut my wages just because I don't have a cock any more.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fart .... and get away with it

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By * and R cple4Couple over a year ago

swansea

"What’s the first you would do? Mrscxxx "
phone work have a sick day nip to shops to buy some nice size fruit and veg spend the rest of the day tossing a salad off in my pussy

j

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Wake up, roll over, fart, scratch my balls...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wake up, roll over, fart, scratch my balls... "

Haha in that order?

Me I would put the kettle on, make a coffee, eat chocolate and watch Loose Women

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Start ironing

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By *hrista BellendWoman over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Wank myself off to see if my cum can hit me on the face..

then get the kids target board out

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Would you swap into the same body type or could you pick to be fit as fu@k? And if so whoa opposite body would you choose?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What’s the first you would do? Mrscxxx "

Think I was still asleep

Freak out

Shit myself and hope it’s not permanent

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan over a year ago

salisbury

Probably start my period

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By *an For YouMan over a year ago

belfast/holywood

Get into my car and spend 2 hours doing hair , make up , checking my phone and generally being a fuckin nuisance

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By *umblefunMan over a year ago

London/ South East

Reply nicely to every man on Fab .......

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By *atandjayCouple over a year ago

Brighton

Have sex with as many guys as possible

I know he would if he could

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Piss in a bottle and sell it on ebay......

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