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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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"I changed my hair appointment to Fri instead of the normal Wed and went into the salon this evening.
Doh!
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I went to the hospital to have blood taken and took my lucky monkey, i left him behind and went back for him only to find they had put him in childrens lost property |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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bought a desk off ebay, didnt check the measurements, couldnt fit it in my car, had to go back and borrowmy brothers van, then got it home and couldnt fit it through the front door and had to take the legs off (in the dark) which took ages because its a really old leather topped mahogany one |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"... and I went to work today with my skiddies on inside out. Couldn't get my willy out when I went to loo  "
perfect excuse to treat yourself to a sit down wee |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Collected my new bike today.........and promptly fell off it cycling it home!
Hippo x
did someone steal your stabilizers.. the basta*ds..
those bloody hibees get everywhere "
Lol!
It's a good 20 years since I rode a bike. I looked like Bambi on ice!!!
But I guess riding a bike is like having sex. Once you've done it, you never forget, lol (although you may be a bit wobbly when you first get back in the saddle)
Hippo x |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
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"... and I went to work today with my skiddies on inside out. Couldn't get my willy out when I went to loo
perfect excuse to treat yourself to a sit down wee"
Seriously just choked whilst laughing at that!!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Had a weird dream night before last and dreamed that I ate a packet of Aspirin.
I woke up in a panic and checked our medicine drawer to see if I really did take them.
It seemed so real, and scared me shitless |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Had a weird dream night before last and dreamed that I ate a packet of Aspirin.
I woke up in a panic and checked our medicine drawer to see if I really did take them.
It seemed so real, and scared me shitless "
I once dreamt that I'd murdered someone who was trying to kill me and what woke me up was someone knocking on the door. It felt so real that I thought it was the cops but it was someone delivering something from Amazon lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Pointed my car keys at my house after closing the door and pressed the central locking button...felt like a bit of an eejit.
Spraying shaving foam on my armpits is another recent one. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It wasn't today but Siren once picked up the TV remote and pointed it at our son to turn him down - and she wasn't playing a joke either. She cringed when I asked her what she was doing. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"last nite I drank redwine and ate cheese late on...and wondered why I had such bizarre n horrid dreams lol
ffs pads, buckie is NOT red wine!! How many times? pfft xx"
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