Woman = Stand up, do hair, make up, check clothes over. Phone taxi. Shout kids. Take items from kids. Check kids over. Phone relative or sitter n check all is running fine. Write a note for kids and sitter. Put out snacks n stuff. Check over loo make sure kids and man haven't pissed anywhere before sitter arrives. Phone restaurant to say might be five mins late. Chuck dog in kitchen for pissing on shoes. Go upstairs to change shoes. Shout at kids for fighting. Remember was putting out snacks n go to finish them off. Text mate who is the pick up for work in the morning to say she's going in later so not to come to pick her up. Phone friend who is taking kids to school in the morning to say is it still okay ? Run downstairs to door bell ... pay window cleaner... look at him like this  cos he won't fuck off and is too chatty. Wave to neighbour over the road and smile. Shout yeah it is bin day tommoz..... shut door shout at kids. Check handbag for money , keys and phone. Check in mirror for lippy on teeth. Fuck! Suddenly remember packed lunches for tomorrow. Fuck it! Shell out money on the counter for a school dinner. Let the dog out for a shit. Run to door to tell taxi bloke you will be half a minute and not to go. Hold stomach in - glance in mirror. Shout partner .... final check in bag. Show sitter in and show her snacks n drinks n note tell her about bed times n net n t.v. nannies etc ..... threaten kids. Look like this  at partner as he blows self a kiss in mirror.
Man = Stand up, pat pocket, blow self kiss ..... ready. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Woman = Stand up, do hair, make up, check clothes over. Phone taxi. Shout kids. Take items from kids. Check kids over. Phone relative or sitter n check all is running fine. Write a note for kids and sitter. Put out snacks n stuff. Check over loo make sure kids and man haven't pissed anywhere before sitter arrives. Phone restaurant to say might be five mins late. Chuck dog in kitchen for pissing on shoes. Go upstairs to change shoes. Shout at kids for fighting. Remember was putting out snacks n go to finish them off. Text mate who is the pick up for work in the morning to say she's going in later so not to come to pick her up. Phone friend who is taking kids to school in the morning to say is it still okay ? Run downstairs to door bell ... pay window cleaner... look at him like this cos he won't fuck off and is too chatty. Wave to neighbour over the road and smile. Shout yeah it is bin day tommoz..... shut door shout at kids. Check handbag for money , keys and phone. Check in mirror for lippy on teeth. Fuck! Suddenly remember packed lunches for tomorrow. Fuck it! Shell out money on the counter for a school dinner. Let the dog out for a shit. Run to door to tell taxi bloke you will be half a minute and not to go. Hold stomach in - glance in mirror. Shout partner .... final check in bag. Show sitter in and show her snacks n drinks n note tell her about bed times n net n t.v. nannies etc ..... threaten kids. Look like this at partner as he blows self a kiss in mirror.
Man = Stand up, pat pocket, blow self kiss ..... ready."
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By *oxy_minxWoman
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Woman = Stand up, do hair, make up, check clothes over. Phone taxi. Shout kids. Take items from kids. Check kids over. Phone relative or sitter n check all is running fine. Write a note for kids and sitter. Put out snacks n stuff. Check over loo make sure kids and man haven't pissed anywhere before sitter arrives. Phone restaurant to say might be five mins late. Chuck dog in kitchen for pissing on shoes. Go upstairs to change shoes. Shout at kids for fighting. Remember was putting out snacks n go to finish them off. Text mate who is the pick up for work in the morning to say she's going in later so not to come to pick her up. Phone friend who is taking kids to school in the morning to say is it still okay ? Run downstairs to door bell ... pay window cleaner... look at him like this cos he won't fuck off and is too chatty. Wave to neighbour over the road and smile. Shout yeah it is bin day tommoz..... shut door shout at kids. Check handbag for money , keys and phone. Check in mirror for lippy on teeth. Fuck! Suddenly remember packed lunches for tomorrow. Fuck it! Shell out money on the counter for a school dinner. Let the dog out for a shit. Run to door to tell taxi bloke you will be half a minute and not to go. Hold stomach in - glance in mirror. Shout partner .... final check in bag. Show sitter in and show her snacks n drinks n note tell her about bed times n net n t.v. nannies etc ..... threaten kids. Look like this at partner as he blows self a kiss in mirror.
Man = Stand up, pat pocket, blow self kiss ..... ready."
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