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Do I look like I need 'helping' out????
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I think you’re taking it too literally, it’s just a turn of phrase. I don’t think they mean that you need helping as such, it’s more like a “I’d like to join in with you” thing. |
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"I think you’re taking it too literally, it’s just a turn of phrase. I don’t think they mean that you need helping as such, it’s more like a “I’d like to join in with you” thing."
Well....they should say so then, offering to help me out does sweet FA for me. But thanks for reply. |
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"Why do guys message us and offer to help us out? Do they presume because we are looking for another male we need helping out?
Why say this?
Am I missing something here?
Jo x  "
Nah you’re not missing anything - they’re just horned up and think anything they say will get them their end away! |
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"Why do guys message us and offer to help us out? Do they presume because we are looking for another male we need helping out?
Why say this?
Am I missing something here?
Jo x
Nah you’re not missing anything - they’re just horned up and think anything they say will get them their end away!"
They are tusseling with the wrong lady then PB |
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"Why do guys message us and offer to help us out? Do they presume because we are looking for another male we need helping out?
Why say this?
Am I missing something here?
Jo x
Nah you’re not missing anything - they’re just horned up and think anything they say will get them their end away!
They are tusseling with the wrong lady then PB "
Totally! |
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"Why do guys message us and offer to help us out? Do they presume because we are looking for another male we need helping out?
Why say this?
Am I missing something here?
Jo x "
We get this too. I think they mean "I can help with what you're seeking on here". Rather than "Do you want to have sex with me?" I think the phrasing suggests they have something we want, rather than setting themselves up for a rejection. Like a sales pitch! Does that make sense?
Mrs TMN x |
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"You should reply yes and give them a list of jobs they can do for you
I have done that!
Sadly so far, no one wants to re fence my garden  "
Start them off with something mild like opening a jar because you’re a weak and feeble woman, then move it up quickly.
They’ll be digging foundations for you by October  |
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"Why do guys message us and offer to help us out? Do they presume because we are looking for another male we need helping out?
Why say this?
Am I missing something here?
Jo x
We get this too. I think they mean "I can help with what you're seeking on here". Rather than "Do you want to have sex with me?" I think the phrasing suggests they have something we want, rather than setting themselves up for a rejection. Like a sales pitch! Does that make sense?
Mrs TMN x "
Yep totally get what you say, and find it really annoying. Truth is, had some of them approached things differently there may have been an alternative outcome....just turns me right off instantly.
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"You should reply yes and give them a list of jobs they can do for you
I have done that!
Sadly so far, no one wants to re fence my garden
Start them off with something mild like opening a jar because you’re a weak and feeble woman, then move it up quickly.
They’ll be digging foundations for you by October "
Nah, I really can't pull off the weak feeble look |
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Of I'm not a fan of that, ESPECIALLY (yes, that needing emphasising quite dramatically) ESPECIALLY when there's no meet requests up on our part, no status up saying we'll be together or looking for anyone or anything and we're missing each other terribly.
Really dude, you wanna help me out?
Ok fine, my electric meter is running low, I've a hankering for pizza and payday isn't for another week, I've also got PMS and I'm questioning the emotional intelligence of the human race. You know how you can help? By fucking right off.
As far as "help" goes in the bedroom department... we're sound in that department and really don't need any help, however we do like to indulge in some spiciness with others from time to time when we have more than 24 hours together, and really don't need fucking help!
That's normally what happens in my noggin
P |
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"Of I'm not a fan of that, ESPECIALLY (yes, that needing emphasising quite dramatically) ESPECIALLY when there's no meet requests up on our part, no status up saying we'll be together or looking for anyone or anything and we're missing each other terribly.
Really dude, you wanna help me out?
Ok fine, my electric meter is running low, I've a hankering for pizza and payday isn't for another week, I've also got PMS and I'm questioning the emotional intelligence of the human race. You know how you can help? By fucking right off.
As far as "help" goes in the bedroom department... we're sound in that department and really don't need any help, however we do like to indulge in some spiciness with others from time to time when we have more than 24 hours together, and really don't need fucking help!
That's normally what happens in my noggin
P"
That's what happens in my head too. I may cut and paste this lol xx  Jo |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Why do guys message us and offer to help us out? Do they presume because we are looking for another male we need helping out?
Why say this?
Am I missing something here?
Jo x
We get this too. I think they mean "I can help with what you're seeking on here". Rather than "Do you want to have sex with me?" I think the phrasing suggests they have something we want, rather than setting themselves up for a rejection. Like a sales pitch! Does that make sense?
Mrs TMN x "
exactly |
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"You should reply yes and give them a list of jobs they can do for you
I have done that!
Sadly so far, no one wants to re fence my garden
Start them off with something mild like opening a jar because you’re a weak and feeble woman, then move it up quickly.
They’ll be digging foundations for you by October
Nah, I really can't pull off the weak feeble look "
It is difficult, especially when you’ve whacked him on the head with the jar for being a twat |
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"Why do guys message us and offer to help us out? Do they presume because we are looking for another male we need helping out?
Why say this?
Am I missing something here?
Jo x
We get this too. I think they mean "I can help with what you're seeking on here". Rather than "Do you want to have sex with me?" I think the phrasing suggests they have something we want, rather than setting themselves up for a rejection. Like a sales pitch! Does that make sense?
Mrs TMN x
Yep totally get what you say, and find it really annoying. Truth is, had some of them approached things differently there may have been an alternative outcome....just turns me right off instantly.
Jo x "
Yep, same! How about speak to us like people and see if we get on? We're not just interested in willies  |
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"Why do guys message us and offer to help us out? Do they presume because we are looking for another male we need helping out?
Why say this?
Am I missing something here?
Jo x
We get this too. I think they mean "I can help with what you're seeking on here". Rather than "Do you want to have sex with me?" I think the phrasing suggests they have something we want, rather than setting themselves up for a rejection. Like a sales pitch! Does that make sense?
Mrs TMN x
exactly"
This is not a good thing... |
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"Of I'm not a fan of that, ESPECIALLY (yes, that needing emphasising quite dramatically) ESPECIALLY when there's no meet requests up on our part, no status up saying we'll be together or looking for anyone or anything and we're missing each other terribly.
Really dude, you wanna help me out?
Ok fine, my electric meter is running low, I've a hankering for pizza and payday isn't for another week, I've also got PMS and I'm questioning the emotional intelligence of the human race. You know how you can help? By fucking right off.
As far as "help" goes in the bedroom department... we're sound in that department and really don't need any help, however we do like to indulge in some spiciness with others from time to time when we have more than 24 hours together, and really don't need fucking help!
That's normally what happens in my noggin
P"
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"Of I'm not a fan of that, ESPECIALLY (yes, that needing emphasising quite dramatically) ESPECIALLY when there's no meet requests up on our part, no status up saying we'll be together or looking for anyone or anything and we're missing each other terribly.
Really dude, you wanna help me out?
Ok fine, my electric meter is running low, I've a hankering for pizza and payday isn't for another week, I've also got PMS and I'm questioning the emotional intelligence of the human race. You know how you can help? By fucking right off.
As far as "help" goes in the bedroom department... we're sound in that department and really don't need any help, however we do like to indulge in some spiciness with others from time to time when we have more than 24 hours together, and really don't need fucking help!
That's normally what happens in my noggin
P
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My goat is got I tell ya!
Do we look like we need instructions on how to have sex? On how to enjoy each other?
Does my minge look like I need someone to lube it for me? To prep me for B? No... I don't need help, I'm almost 42 and know where my vagina is!
P |
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"Of I'm not a fan of that, ESPECIALLY (yes, that needing emphasising quite dramatically) ESPECIALLY when there's no meet requests up on our part, no status up saying we'll be together or looking for anyone or anything and we're missing each other terribly.
Really dude, you wanna help me out?
Ok fine, my electric meter is running low, I've a hankering for pizza and payday isn't for another week, I've also got PMS and I'm questioning the emotional intelligence of the human race. You know how you can help? By fucking right off.
As far as "help" goes in the bedroom department... we're sound in that department and really don't need any help, however we do like to indulge in some spiciness with others from time to time when we have more than 24 hours together, and really don't need fucking help!
That's normally what happens in my noggin
P
My goat is got I tell ya!
Do we look like we need instructions on how to have sex? On how to enjoy each other?
Does my minge look like I need someone to lube it for me? To prep me for B? No... I don't need help, I'm almost 42 and know where my vagina is!
P"
Calm down, goat!  |
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"Of I'm not a fan of that, ESPECIALLY (yes, that needing emphasising quite dramatically) ESPECIALLY when there's no meet requests up on our part, no status up saying we'll be together or looking for anyone or anything and we're missing each other terribly.
Really dude, you wanna help me out?
Ok fine, my electric meter is running low, I've a hankering for pizza and payday isn't for another week, I've also got PMS and I'm questioning the emotional intelligence of the human race. You know how you can help? By fucking right off.
As far as "help" goes in the bedroom department... we're sound in that department and really don't need any help, however we do like to indulge in some spiciness with others from time to time when we have more than 24 hours together, and really don't need fucking help!
That's normally what happens in my noggin
P
My goat is got I tell ya!
Do we look like we need instructions on how to have sex? On how to enjoy each other?
Does my minge look like I need someone to lube it for me? To prep me for B? No... I don't need help, I'm almost 42 and know where my vagina is!
P
Calm down, goat! "
No, wind her up more! The next message she gets, the poor guy is gonna get it with both barrels |
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So glad it's not just me this really narks off then.
Thanks ladies.
On a side rant thing, why do some of them address the message to the males part of the couple, that's another message suicide for me!
Oh well
I'm off to do my housework, unless any strapping fit bloke wants to step in and 'help' me out!!
Jo x |
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