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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

I've just seen our illustrious Prime Minister described as a "one-man sack of bastards" which is now my new favourite insult.

What's yours?

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan  over a year ago

Aylesbury

Very fitting for such a lovely man

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

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I like the ones that combine several in a glorious display of rage - from the Malcolm Tucker school of insult sorts.

"...He's as useless as a marzipan dildo..." is still up there as one of my favourites.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan  over a year ago

Aylesbury


"I like the ones that combine several in a glorious display of rage - from the Malcolm Tucker school of insult sorts.

"...He's as useless as a marzipan dildo..." is still up there as one of my favourites."

I do love the thick of it. From bean to cup, you fuck up!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Oh shit it really didn't occur to me this could quickly turn into the Malcolm Tucker thread...

So be it

..... Anyway I'd love to stop and chat, but I'd rather have type 2 diabetes...

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan  over a year ago

Aylesbury

Even the wee ball bag is having a go now.

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By *moothdickMan  over a year ago

stoke

It’s been really average, meeting u.

U back of cunts

I’d prefer to pour bleach in my eyes

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By *nglishdoodMan  over a year ago

Morristown

You should go and find a pot plant and apologise for wasting the oxygen it produced.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"You should go and find a pot plant and apologise for wasting the oxygen it produced. "

I love this so much

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By *mmmMaybeCouple  over a year ago

West Wales

Spunkpuffin

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'd rather drag my balls across broken glass than spend time in their company - I like this one

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

You couldn't empty water from a boot if the instructions were on the heel...

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By *xmfrvnMan  over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent

Charlie Brooker is amazing at insults. Two that stuck in my mind are describing David Cameron as an oily dollop & David Gest as looking 'like a cross between an egg and the concept of madness'

'I'd rather slice my buttocks off and sit in a bucket of vinegar' - Mark Lamaar said that

Need to refresh myself on The Thick of It but I'm always looking for a chance to tell someone to 'come the fuck in or fuck the fuck off'

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

T.A.P.S

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

'like a cross between an egg and the concept of madness'

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"T.A.P.S"

Dare I ask what this stands for? Even Google and the Urban Dictionary have failed me...

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS  over a year ago

west here ford shire

Ha call that a cock???

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By *xmfrvnMan  over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent


"Ha call that a cock???"

I see you've played cocky-spoony before

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"T.A.P.S

Dare I ask what this stands for? Even Google and the Urban Dictionary have failed me...

"

Thick as pig sh@t

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"T.A.P.S

Dare I ask what this stands for? Even Google and the Urban Dictionary have failed me...

Thick as pig sh@t "

Ah of course.....

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