"Mine isn't seasonal.
Have you tried wanking?
Summer horn is a turbocharged version of normal horn 
No wanking! Probably just make it worse  "
I don't need turbo charging...
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I blame the increased exposure of my own flesh for my added horniness in Summer. The warmth of the sun and caress of the breeze on bare skin is subconsciously reminiscent of a lover's breath and flickering touch on areas that are covered up most other times of the year... Delicious!  |
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By *hillout OP Man
over a year ago
All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest |
"I blame the increased exposure of my own flesh for my added horniness in Summer. The warmth of the sun and caress of the breeze on bare skin is subconsciously reminiscent of a lover's breath and flickering touch on areas that are covered up most other times of the year... Delicious! "
As always, eloquently stated  |
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By *hillout OP Man
over a year ago
All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest |
"Well I'm thinking summer has well and truly left us so I think your dog on heat state should subside a little. I'm certainly feeling more frisky in the summer."
Might subside a little once holidays end...just a little |
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"How badly does it get to you? Perhaps it's to do with being on holiday; the heat, the sun, the scantily clad people coning and going? Whatever the case it's becoming ridiculous beyond belief. Anywhere I see women the horn is out. Supermarket, shopping mall, petrol station, park, the beach!! On daddy duties and nearest relief is two weeks away! 
Anyone ever come down with a case of summer horn and how bad? Surely I can't be the only holiday induced horndog around here?
Been fantastic, I’ve seen more camel toes that an Egyptian vet "
I just spat my tea all over my laptop reading that lol |
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By *hillout OP Man
over a year ago
All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest |
"I'm so cold I put my heating on 
The joys of scottish weather...I well and truly remember
(It even rhymed! )
You're awhile off iambic pentameter though 
My windows are open. "
No need for such sophistication. My lust induced state can't process it atm |
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"I'm so cold I put my heating on
The joys of scottish weather...I well and truly remember
(It even rhymed! )
You're awhile off iambic pentameter though
My windows are open.
No need for such sophistication. My lust induced state can't process it atm "
No indeed not. Just couldn't resist.
Wanking will help the brain upstairs though |
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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago
Deepest darkest Peru |
That has been my current state since June and it does not seem to be passing either. Feeling the sun on my skin does not help but then again we've had a lots of rain this morning and I so could have went out naked in it |
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I strongly suggest (letting you benefit from my personal experience this summer) that you DON'T read any of your own fiction in the next 2 weeks. It will make matters much worse.... |
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By *hillout OP Man
over a year ago
All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest |
"That has been my current state since June and it does not seem to be passing either. Feeling the sun on my skin does not help but then again we've had a lots of rain this morning and I so could have went out naked in it "
Relieved i'm not the only one! Was beginning to feel the oddball |
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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago
Deepest darkest Peru |
"That has been my current state since June and it does not seem to be passing either. Feeling the sun on my skin does not help but then again we've had a lots of rain this morning and I so could have went out naked in it
Relieved i'm not the only one! Was beginning to feel the oddball "
Hey it's good to be different |
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By *hillout OP Man
over a year ago
All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest |
"I actually get hornier when it's cooler...I don't deal with hot weather very well. Just one of the reasons why autumn is my favourite season "
Perfect excuse to warm up |
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By *hillout OP Man
over a year ago
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"I strongly suggest (letting you benefit from my personal experience this summer) that you DON'T read any of your own fiction in the next 2 weeks. It will make matters much worse...."
Doing much worse than that! Writing more of it as I speak! |
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"I actually get hornier when it's cooler...I don't deal with hot weather very well. Just one of the reasons why autumn is my favourite season
Perfect excuse to warm up "
Precisely...spooning is not a summer sport |
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By *hillout OP Man
over a year ago
All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest |
"I actually get hornier when it's cooler...I don't deal with hot weather very well. Just one of the reasons why autumn is my favourite season
Perfect excuse to warm up
Precisely...spooning is not a summer sport "
Skinny dipping is |
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"I actually get hornier when it's cooler...I don't deal with hot weather very well. Just one of the reasons why autumn is my favourite season
Perfect excuse to warm up
Precisely...spooning is not a summer sport
Skinny dipping is "
Smart arse |
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"I strongly suggest (letting you benefit from my personal experience this summer) that you DON'T read any of your own fiction in the next 2 weeks. It will make matters much worse....
Doing much worse than that! Writing more of it as I speak! "
Hurrah. As Im back in the saddle, so to speak, I welcome that!! |
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By *hillout OP Man
over a year ago
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"I actually get hornier when it's cooler...I don't deal with hot weather very well. Just one of the reasons why autumn is my favourite season
Perfect excuse to warm up
Precisely...spooning is not a summer sport
Skinny dipping is
Smart arse "
It's a very enjoyable activity |
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By *hillout OP Man
over a year ago
All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest |
"Nope it doesnt bother me at all. I find other ways I getting rid of any energy. Maybe I've just been without for so long I've learnt to channel it elsewhere."
It shows with that physique. Your cycling must be in high gear at the moment |
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By *hillout OP Man
over a year ago
All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest |
"That has been my current state since June and it does not seem to be passing either. Feeling the sun on my skin does not help but then again we've had a lots of rain this morning and I so could have went out naked in it
Relieved i'm not the only one! Was beginning to feel the oddball
Hey it's good to be different "
Isn't it just? |
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"How badly does it get to you? Perhaps it's to do with being on holiday; the heat, the sun, the scantily clad people coning and going? Whatever the case it's becoming ridiculous beyond belief. Anywhere I see women the horn is out. Supermarket, shopping mall, petrol station, park, the beach!! On daddy duties and nearest relief is two weeks away!
Anyone ever come down with a case of summer horn and how bad? Surely I can't be the only holiday induced horndog around here? "
Don’t worry autumn is on its way! |
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By *hillout OP Man
over a year ago
All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest |
"How badly does it get to you? Perhaps it's to do with being on holiday; the heat, the sun, the scantily clad people coning and going? Whatever the case it's becoming ridiculous beyond belief. Anywhere I see women the horn is out. Supermarket, shopping mall, petrol station, park, the beach!! On daddy duties and nearest relief is two weeks away!
Anyone ever come down with a case of summer horn and how bad? Surely I can't be the only holiday induced horndog around here?
Don’t worry autumn is on its way! "
Not where i'm sitting at the moment |
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"How badly does it get to you? Perhaps it's to do with being on holiday; the heat, the sun, the scantily clad people coning and going? Whatever the case it's becoming ridiculous beyond belief. Anywhere I see women the horn is out. Supermarket, shopping mall, petrol station, park, the beach!! On daddy duties and nearest relief is two weeks away!
Anyone ever come down with a case of summer horn and how bad? Surely I can't be the only holiday induced horndog around here?
Don’t worry autumn is on its way!
Not where i'm sitting at the moment "
Well your abroad where it’s warmer anyway |
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By *hillout OP Man
over a year ago
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"How badly does it get to you? Perhaps it's to do with being on holiday; the heat, the sun, the scantily clad people coning and going? Whatever the case it's becoming ridiculous beyond belief. Anywhere I see women the horn is out. Supermarket, shopping mall, petrol station, park, the beach!! On daddy duties and nearest relief is two weeks away!
Anyone ever come down with a case of summer horn and how bad? Surely I can't be the only holiday induced horndog around here?
Don’t worry autumn is on its way!
Not where i'm sitting at the moment
Well your abroad where it’s warmer anyway "
Don't really think there's an autumn here! My posh Alcatraz is looking mighty fine about now |
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I need to be in touching proximity of a suitable male to feel any sort of horn at the moment. Except for in my dreams. Good lord I get horny dreams. But in awake land I am dead and lifeless unless I can smell and feel and rub myself (like a cat) all over a man. |
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By *hillout OP Man
over a year ago
All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest |
"I need to be in touching proximity of a suitable male to feel any sort of horn at the moment. Except for in my dreams. Good lord I get horny dreams. But in awake land I am dead and lifeless unless I can smell and feel and rub myself (like a cat) all over a man. "
That just made me worse! |
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By *xmfrvnMan
over a year ago
Stoke-on-Trent |
"I need to be in touching proximity of a suitable male to feel any sort of horn at the moment. Except for in my dreams. Good lord I get horny dreams. But in awake land I am dead and lifeless unless I can smell and feel and rub myself (like a cat) all over a man. "
Bring on Autumn, I say |
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