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OMG iv just realised!!!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Choose a fucking big chocolate log,
Choose turkey, sprouts, goose fat roasties, carrots in honey glaze.
Choose good gravy, low cholesterol pigs in blankets
Choose stockings, suspenders and matching santa pj's.
Choose a sybian on hire purchase
With a range of fucking attachments.
Choose getting blind d*unk on christmas eve and wondering who you Are on a christmas morning.
Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing
Sprit-crushing re-runs on bbc
Stuffing fucking santa shaped confectionery into your mouth.
Choose rotting away at the end of it all,
Farting,stuffed and d*unk making memories last in that tinsellated decorated home
Choose santa choose life
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Choose a fucking big chocolate log,
Choose turkey, sprouts, goose fat roasties, carrots in honey glaze.
Choose good gravy, low cholesterol pigs in blankets
Choose stockings, suspenders and matching santa pj's.
Choose a sybian on hire purchase
With a range of fucking attachments.
Choose getting blind d*unk on christmas eve and wondering who you Are on a christmas morning.
Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing
Sprit-crushing re-runs on bbc
Stuffing fucking santa shaped confectionery into your mouth.
Choose rotting away at the end of it all,
Farting,stuffed and d*unk making memories last in that tinsellated decorated home
Choose santa choose life
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Good man!! I chose not to choose life, I chose something else.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Haven’t got a single present yet...
You need to get your shit sorted! At the rate this year is going, it’ll be Christmas next week!!!"
Iv already got my easter eggs for next year |
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