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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
Your own personal Jesus
Someone to hear your rants
Someone in pants
Anyway
Roll up and rant folks
Preferences, unread messages and Brexit will result in Vlad the Impaler like punishment
Go forth and rantify |
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Why is technology ruining all aspects of our lives???
I can't just make people believe my random bullshit anymore....because they just ask Uncle Google
I can't rant and moan about football referees anymore because VAR makes their decisions for them....
I can't take long overly convoluted journeys to places so I don't have to spend as much time there anymore because maps tells us where to go...
I can't watch porn in safety because Alexa tells on me....
I don't have to show off my car skills anymore because it shows off and parks its Fucking self...brakes for its self...accelerates for its self...stays in the lanes on its own....
JUDGEMENT DAY is here....we are no longer needed....
Hitachi invented the wand as well....its slowly replacing us men....
Technology = BAD.....     |
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By *educedWoman
over a year ago
Birmingham |
Winter is coming.
I don't like this in between seasons stuff. I don't know how to dress. I go to work and it's warm. I leave work and it's cold and vice versa but either way I'm inappropriately dressed.
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
"Why is technology ruining all aspects of our lives???
I can't just make people believe my random bullshit anymore....because they just ask Uncle Google
I can't rant and moan about football referees anymore because VAR makes their decisions for them....
I can't take long overly convoluted journeys to places so I don't have to spend as much time there anymore because maps tells us where to go...
I can't watch porn in safety because Alexa tells on me....
I don't have to show off my car skills anymore because it shows off and parks its Fucking self...brakes for its self...accelerates for its self...stays in the lanes on its own....
JUDGEMENT DAY is here....we are no longer needed....
Hitachi invented the wand as well....its slowly replacing us men....
Technology = BAD..... "
Without technology I wouldn't have met Pink so
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
"I won't see my beloved motorcycle for 6 weeks while she is in a container travelling home from Canada.
Plus my 3 month road trip is now over  "
Big come down but hopefully lots of good memories
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
"Winter is coming.
I don't like this in between seasons stuff. I don't know how to dress. I go to work and it's warm. I leave work and it's cold and vice versa but either way I'm inappropriately dressed.
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I get you - it's a decision nightmare
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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People in works canteen have the eating etiquette of a starving pack of hyenas! Smell worse and do that Feckin noise like snorting up phlegm !!! I can’t eat at work!!! Dirty feckers!! Oh and don’t wash their hands after peeing!!! |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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Certain dismissive expressions. I didn't know they irritated me as I've never had the pleasure of experiencing them before but god... "and in other news" is such an irksome one, especially when you're talking about something personal. I'm absolutely fine now though. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm so tired
I keep waking up ridiculously early after 5hrs sleep.
It isnt enough and it's making me grumpier than usual - which is terrifying for the people around me
I just want to sleeeeep!
I'm also really hungry and need eggs and toast but haven't got any bread
Fuck my life |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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No women have messaged me and I’ve been here for a month!
I thought this was a site for swingers?
I’ve even got a picture of my cock up a woman’s fanny to prove how I pull on nights out.
Thinking of leaving! |
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"Corbyn ... that's all 
This! Democracy died yesterday and there is no way back!"
It's been enduring a long and painful death for 3 years now
Maybe we should have a referendum on whether to maintain a democracy or go for a geniocracy or noocracy
Anyway .. at risk of slipping into politics here |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The suns shining, grass damp with dew, squirrels are out in the garden and my email is broken, along with thousands of others who are being forced not to work today...
What's to rant about. It's a beautiful day.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Argos the twats, waited a week for my new washing machine to come, then plumbed it all in for it to keep filling with water even when it’s off. So have to pull it out and turn the water off. Now have got to wait until next Tuesday until an engineer can come out. What a palaver and not easy having to lug the machine in and out x |
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"Only the UK can go to the effort and expense of putting in cycle lanes to encourage people to use bicycles more, but make it ‘optional’ for cyclists to use "
The genius London mayor has two plans.
Spend £42 million on cycles lanes because too many cyclists are involved in accidents with cars.
Ban all private vehicles from London. Fuck knows what that'll cost.
Er, if you do the second one, you won't have to do the first one.
Inspired; There's my rant, the Mayor of London.
Cockwomble. |
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School is back. Apparently on their way to school every morning several children are horrifically murdered, given the way they scream, push each other around, and throw things including at me. I live near a school. This sucks so much. |
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Walking Zombies.
I'm sorry, it's not my job to avoid you, because you're so fucking obsessed with whatever electronic fucking gizmo it is in your hand, that you have no fucking idea where you are, what's going on around you or who you're about to crash into.
Please do not look at me with disdain, when I'm standing still and you clatter into me.
Your accusing scowl will be met with a retort such as "watch the fuck where you're going you absolute cunt" or "crash into me again and I'll shove that fucking iPhone down your throat you ignorant prick".
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"Walking Zombies.
I'm sorry, it's not my job to avoid you, because you're so fucking obsessed with whatever electronic fucking gizmo it is in your hand, that you have no fucking idea where you are, what's going on around you or who you're about to crash into.
Please do not look at me with disdain, when I'm standing still and you clatter into me.
Your accusing scowl will be met with a retort such as "watch the fuck where you're going you absolute cunt" or "crash into me again and I'll shove that fucking iPhone down your throat you ignorant prick".
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For the record ... Mombies  |
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"Walking Zombies.
I'm sorry, it's not my job to avoid you, because you're so fucking obsessed with whatever electronic fucking gizmo it is in your hand, that you have no fucking idea where you are, what's going on around you or who you're about to crash into.
Please do not look at me with disdain, when I'm standing still and you clatter into me.
Your accusing scowl will be met with a retort such as "watch the fuck where you're going you absolute cunt" or "crash into me again and I'll shove that fucking iPhone down your throat you ignorant prick".
For the record ... Mombies "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My old "mate" insomnia is trying desperately to get reaquainted with me. I've told it to fuck off as I'm not interested but it doesn't appear to be a very good listener.
I really don't wanna go back there
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