Best cheesy fab line

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Been told recently..

That..

The maid would have to break the sheets with a hammer with what im releasing for you...

Go on fab.. your turn make me giggle

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If you're arse bursts through the mattress i will meet you in the spring

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"If you're arse bursts through the mattress i will meet you in the spring "

Ha ha ha

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Would you like to come back to my place for some cheese?

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Would you like to come back to my place for some cheese?"

Edam right we do!

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The one hubby “snared” me with years ago....”does this smell of chloroform to you?”

By *xperimentalistMan over a year ago

East Yorkshire

"Would you like to come back to my place for some cheese?"

I would have to think about that Caerphilly