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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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You've received when you've replied to somebodys message to say a polite "no thanks"? Some people appreciate a reply and wish me well but others don't take rejection so gracefully.
I've had some crackers, but just received
"Id wanna suck a fart str8 outta a tramps arse more dan fuck a hairyguy anywayz. I just thort ur prof was funny."
So what's the most interesting reply you've had to a polite no thanks!?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You've received when you've replied to somebodys message to say a polite "no thanks"? Some people appreciate a reply and wish me well but others don't take rejection so gracefully.
I've had some crackers, but just received
"Id wanna suck a fart str8 outta a tramps arse more dan fuck a hairyguy anywayz. I just thort ur prof was funny."
So what's the most interesting reply you've had to a polite no thanks!?
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Nothing interesting to add to this thread but your profile has just had me chuckling, brilliant xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You've received when you've replied to somebodys message to say a polite "no thanks"? Some people appreciate a reply and wish me well but others don't take rejection so gracefully.
I've had some crackers, but just received
"Id wanna suck a fart str8 outta a tramps arse more dan fuck a hairyguy anywayz. I just thort ur prof was funny."
So what's the most interesting reply you've had to a polite no thanks!?
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I’d have asked for photographic evidence  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My funniest rejection rant was face to face on a meet
I arranged to meet a SINGLE female.She got dropped off by a guy in a van?
When I opened the door she nearly fell in as she was really d*unk.she tripped over my table and lay in the floor laughing and then said she felt sick and ran off to my bathroom and was sick in my toilet.She then came out and said ARE YOU GOING TO FUCK ME THEN AS I DON'T HAVE LONG BEFORE MY GUY PICKS ME BACK UP.
I said no sorry your to d*unk and have just been sick.She stormed off and went back into my bathroom and I could hear her on the phone saying-get back her he won't do it.
Minutes later the van pulled up and she stormed out of my house shouting YOUR A FUCKING VIRGIN WASTE OF TIME WANKER AND A CUNT.
She slammed the door behind her and I sat here laughing.What a nutter she was lol |
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"My funniest rejection rant was face to face on a meet
I arranged to meet a SINGLE female.She got dropped off by a guy in a van?
When I opened the door she nearly fell in as she was really d*unk.she tripped over my table and lay in the floor laughing and then said she felt sick and ran off to my bathroom and was sick in my toilet.She then came out and said ARE YOU GOING TO FUCK ME THEN AS I DON'T HAVE LONG BEFORE MY GUY PICKS ME BACK UP.
I said no sorry your to d*unk and have just been sick.She stormed off and went back into my bathroom and I could hear her on the phone saying-get back her he won't do it.
Minutes later the van pulled up and she stormed out of my house shouting YOUR A FUCKING VIRGIN WASTE OF TIME WANKER AND A CUNT.
She slammed the door behind her and I sat here laughing.What a nutter she was lol "
Hahahahahaha sorry but funny as fook... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My funniest rejection rant was face to face on a meet
I arranged to meet a SINGLE female.She got dropped off by a guy in a van?
When I opened the door she nearly fell in as she was really d*unk.she tripped over my table and lay in the floor laughing and then said she felt sick and ran off to my bathroom and was sick in my toilet.She then came out and said ARE YOU GOING TO FUCK ME THEN AS I DON'T HAVE LONG BEFORE MY GUY PICKS ME BACK UP.
I said no sorry your to d*unk and have just been sick.She stormed off and went back into my bathroom and I could hear her on the phone saying-get back her he won't do it.
Minutes later the van pulled up and she stormed out of my house shouting YOUR A FUCKING VIRGIN WASTE OF TIME WANKER AND A CUNT.
She slammed the door behind her and I sat here laughing.What a nutter she was lol
Hahahahahaha sorry but funny as fook... "
I feel sorry for the customer after you.. He probably got the angry fuck! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My funniest rejection rant was face to face on a meet
I arranged to meet a SINGLE female.She got dropped off by a guy in a van?
When I opened the door she nearly fell in as she was really d*unk.she tripped over my table and lay in the floor laughing and then said she felt sick and ran off to my bathroom and was sick in my toilet.She then came out and said ARE YOU GOING TO FUCK ME THEN AS I DON'T HAVE LONG BEFORE MY GUY PICKS ME BACK UP.
I said no sorry your to d*unk and have just been sick.She stormed off and went back into my bathroom and I could hear her on the phone saying-get back her he won't do it.
Minutes later the van pulled up and she stormed out of my house shouting YOUR A FUCKING VIRGIN WASTE OF TIME WANKER AND A CUNT.
She slammed the door behind her and I sat here laughing.What a nutter she was lol
Hahahahahaha sorry but funny as fook...
I feel sorry for the customer after you.. He probably got the angry fuck! "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My funniest rejection rant was face to face on a meet
I arranged to meet a SINGLE female.She got dropped off by a guy in a van?
When I opened the door she nearly fell in as she was really d*unk.she tripped over my table and lay in the floor laughing and then said she felt sick and ran off to my bathroom and was sick in my toilet.She then came out and said ARE YOU GOING TO FUCK ME THEN AS I DON'T HAVE LONG BEFORE MY GUY PICKS ME BACK UP.
I said no sorry your to d*unk and have just been sick.She stormed off and went back into my bathroom and I could hear her on the phone saying-get back her he won't do it.
Minutes later the van pulled up and she stormed out of my house shouting YOUR A FUCKING VIRGIN WASTE OF TIME WANKER AND A CUNT.
She slammed the door behind her and I sat here laughing.What a nutter she was lol
Hahahahahaha sorry but funny as fook... "
I wasn't disappointed as I couldn't stop laughing lol but I just couldn't do it as she smelt of a combination of really nice perfume-strong cider-and acid sick lol
She was a pretty funny d*unken nutter girl that swore like a builder lol |
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"My funniest rejection rant was face to face on a meet
I arranged to meet a SINGLE female.She got dropped off by a guy in a van?
When I opened the door she nearly fell in as she was really d*unk.she tripped over my table and lay in the floor laughing and then said she felt sick and ran off to my bathroom and was sick in my toilet.She then came out and said ARE YOU GOING TO FUCK ME THEN AS I DON'T HAVE LONG BEFORE MY GUY PICKS ME BACK UP.
I said no sorry your to d*unk and have just been sick.She stormed off and went back into my bathroom and I could hear her on the phone saying-get back her he won't do it.
Minutes later the van pulled up and she stormed out of my house shouting YOUR A FUCKING VIRGIN WASTE OF TIME WANKER AND A CUNT.
She slammed the door behind her and I sat here laughing.What a nutter she was lol
Hahahahahaha sorry but funny as fook...
I wasn't disappointed as I couldn't stop laughing lol but I just couldn't do it as she smelt of a combination of really nice perfume-strong cider-and acid sick lol
She was a pretty funny d*unken nutter girl that swore like a builder lol "
Jesus h.....it's the man in the can that got me! |
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"My funniest rejection rant was face to face on a meet
I arranged to meet a SINGLE female.She got dropped off by a guy in a van?
When I opened the door she nearly fell in as she was really d*unk.she tripped over my table and lay in the floor laughing and then said she felt sick and ran off to my bathroom and was sick in my toilet.She then came out and said ARE YOU GOING TO FUCK ME THEN AS I DON'T HAVE LONG BEFORE MY GUY PICKS ME BACK UP.
I said no sorry your to d*unk and have just been sick.She stormed off and went back into my bathroom and I could hear her on the phone saying-get back her he won't do it.
Minutes later the van pulled up and she stormed out of my house shouting YOUR A FUCKING VIRGIN WASTE OF TIME WANKER AND A CUNT.
She slammed the door behind her and I sat here laughing.What a nutter she was lol
Hahahahahaha sorry but funny as fook...
I wasn't disappointed as I couldn't stop laughing lol but I just couldn't do it as she smelt of a combination of really nice perfume-strong cider-and acid sick lol
She was a pretty funny d*unken nutter girl that swore like a builder lol
Jesus h.....it's the man in the can that got me! "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My funniest rejection rant was face to face on a meet
I arranged to meet a SINGLE female.She got dropped off by a guy in a van?
When I opened the door she nearly fell in as she was really d*unk.she tripped over my table and lay in the floor laughing and then said she felt sick and ran off to my bathroom and was sick in my toilet.She then came out and said ARE YOU GOING TO FUCK ME THEN AS I DON'T HAVE LONG BEFORE MY GUY PICKS ME BACK UP.
I said no sorry your to d*unk and have just been sick.She stormed off and went back into my bathroom and I could hear her on the phone saying-get back her he won't do it.
Minutes later the van pulled up and she stormed out of my house shouting YOUR A FUCKING VIRGIN WASTE OF TIME WANKER AND A CUNT.
She slammed the door behind her and I sat here laughing.What a nutter she was lol
Hahahahahaha sorry but funny as fook...
I feel sorry for the customer after you.. He probably got the angry fuck! "
Oh and I bet he also got carrot and sweet corn chunks.
Customer? It wasn't a cash deal lol |
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