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"I'll do anything"....

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

But will you?

I've had many a man proclaim that "they'll do anything" if we were to meet. Yet when I suggest things, they suddenly find they won't do "anything" and run a mile.

I only suggested a chilli covered strapon pegging, why they run?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hahahahahahahahaha brilliant! Not good for sleep

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

now that would be ring sting

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hahahahahahahahaha brilliant! Not good for sleep

I know, might be slightly uncomfortable

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ass like a japan flag

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Done it 3 or 4 times, it only stings for a few minutes, highly recommend

Peeled ginger is the next level.

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By *mmmMaybeCouple over a year ago

West Wales

Hahaha Like it!

But not literally! H can't get near me with a normal one! Strictly for other ladies that toy.

Can't have her ruining my Sundays out on my motorbike

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Done it 3 or 4 times, it only stings for a few minutes, highly recommend

Peeled ginger is the next level."

Hardcore

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Done it 3 or 4 times, it only stings for a few minutes, highly recommend

Peeled ginger is the next level.

Hardcore

Go hard or go home as they say

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Some of my suggestions aren't even that extreme, but still prove that some guys won't do "anything" if we meet or to facilitate a meet.

Try this pineapple and anchovy combo pizza

I love it when a guy licks marmite from my tits

It's only cum, you're happy for me to swallow it, give it a whirl

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Some of my suggestions aren't even that extreme, but still prove that some guys won't do "anything" if we meet or to facilitate a meet.

Try this pineapple and anchovy combo pizza

I love it when a guy licks marmite from my tits

It's only cum, you're happy for me to swallow it, give it a whirl

The latter 2 I would be more then happy

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I had one guy say he'd crawl over broken glass to suck the cock of the last man to fuck me. I was impressed, but he declined when I said I wanted him to wear a City shirt (Utd fan) while I ride him.

As meatloaf said "...but I won't do THAT"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I had one guy say he'd crawl over broken glass to suck the cock of the last man to fuck me. I was impressed, but he declined when I said I wanted him to wear a City shirt (Utd fan) while I ride him.

As meatloaf said "...but I won't do THAT"

Bent and a United fan = really disappointing meet lol

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I'll do anything" is one of the things that causes me to block on the grounds of stupidity.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"But will you?

I've had many a man proclaim that "they'll do anything" if we were to meet. Yet when I suggest things, they suddenly find they won't do "anything" and run a mile.

I only suggested a chilli covered strapon pegging, why they run?

And it burns burns burns, the ring of fire. The ring of fire.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

""I'll do anything" is one of the things that causes me to block on the grounds of stupidity. "

I find it more amusing to ask them to do anything. Test their devotion to the cause

The block comes later though

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By *iddlesticksMan over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"But will you?

I've had many a man proclaim that "they'll do anything" if we were to meet. Yet when I suggest things, they suddenly find they won't do "anything" and run a mile.

I only suggested a chilli covered strapon pegging, why they run?

Lack of moral fibre.

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

""I'll do anything" is one of the things that causes me to block on the grounds of stupidity.

I find it more amusing to ask them to do anything. Test their devotion to the cause

The block comes later though

I like your style, but not for me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Im far too fussy for them shananigans

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By *uciyassMan over a year ago

sheffield

I’ll do anything for a yum yum I’ve a bottomless bucket list

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ppl who say that to me, I'll try to make them fuck a watermelon.

Never succeed so far

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"But will you?

I've had many a man proclaim that "they'll do anything" if we were to meet. Yet when I suggest things, they suddenly find they won't do "anything" and run a mile.

I only suggested a chilli covered strapon pegging, why they run?

Minus the chilli as I don't like spicy food

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

This thread and how some minds work

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"Ppl who say that to me, I'll try to make them fuck a watermelon.

Never succeed so far "

Question.... do they have to break through the hard skin of the watermelon themselves or is there already a hole provided

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

My standard answer to anyone who says they'd "do anything" or that they "have no limits" is to tell them about my amputation kink and ask which limb they'd like to lose - they soon decide they do have limits

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ppl who say that to me, I'll try to make them fuck a watermelon.

Never succeed so far

Question.... do they have to break through the hard skin of the watermelon themselves or is there already a hole provided

Depends on your pelvic strength

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan over a year ago

Aylesbury

I wouldnt. I'll do some things but even I have limits.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"Ppl who say that to me, I'll try to make them fuck a watermelon.

Never succeed so far

Question.... do they have to break through the hard skin of the watermelon themselves or is there already a hole provided

Depends on your pelvic strength "

Ooh I could crush a grape !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ppl who say that to me, I'll try to make them fuck a watermelon.

Never succeed so far

Question.... do they have to break through the hard skin of the watermelon themselves or is there already a hole provided

Depends on your pelvic strength

Ooh I could crush a grape ! "

Prove it! Talk is cheap !

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"Ppl who say that to me, I'll try to make them fuck a watermelon.

Never succeed so far

Question.... do they have to break through the hard skin of the watermelon themselves or is there already a hole provided

Depends on your pelvic strength

Ooh I could crush a grape !

Prove it! Talk is cheap ! "

A bit hard to prove in here !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"But will you?

I've had many a man proclaim that "they'll do anything" if we were to meet. Yet when I suggest things, they suddenly find they won't do "anything" and run a mile.

I only suggested a chilli covered strapon pegging, why they run?

"
basically throwing yourself into the lions den Haha.

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By *izzymonkeyMan over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

I only suggested a chilli covered strapon pegging, why they run?

.....proof if needed that your arsehole has taste buds too.....burn baby burn.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'll do anything for love....

But I won't do that.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I will do whatever it takes to secure the right meet with the right lady. But not at any cost to my well being ..

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"This thread and how some minds work

What can I say, my mind is a little fucked up.

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By *ilkenWoman over a year ago

Manchester

Some guys will say anything to meet but then feel they can do anything they want. It gets a bit boring eventually.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I always warn them, to be careful who they tell that to on here

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By *pagafocsMan over a year ago

Madrid

Yes, I have some limits everybody does... But I like many of proposals on here... But the chili was too much i guess. Better to use lube ))

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By *hawshank.Man over a year ago

local

"Done it 3 or 4 times, it only stings for a few minutes, highly recommend

Peeled ginger is the next level."

Show me the nearest exit

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I always warn them, to be careful who they tell that to on here

Me too. It's a dangerous statement to make

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"But will you?

I've had many a man proclaim that "they'll do anything" if we were to meet. Yet when I suggest things, they suddenly find they won't do "anything" and run a mile.

I only suggested a chilli covered strapon pegging, why they run?

Just wank me off with deep heat on on your hand, I can take it...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Would they drink a pint of diarrhea through a straw bunged up with snot covered with a sweaty sock?

Would they WOULD THEYYYYYY

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Would they drink a pint of diarrhea through a straw bunged up with snot covered with a sweaty sock?

Would they WOULD THEYYYYYY"

I've no idea, I'll ask the next chap who says they'll do anything to meet me.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Would they drink a pint of diarrhea through a straw bunged up with snot covered with a sweaty sock?

Would they WOULD THEYYYYYY

I've no idea, I'll ask the next chap who says they'll do anything to meet me."

Apparently meatloaf said he won't do that

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By *ild n NaughtyMan over a year ago

south Cheshire

"But will you?

I've had many a man proclaim that "they'll do anything" if we were to meet. Yet when I suggest things, they suddenly find they won't do "anything" and run a mile.

I only suggested a chilli covered strapon pegging, why they run?

"
if taken a strap on pass on chilli tho xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have never ever promised to do anything its a bit crazy if you aren't going to do it and can't get you anywhere surely?

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

I definitely won’t do anything

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

My standard response is that you're either naive or severely messed up.