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do i have a face that tells fibs... lol... my rant!!!
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By *abio OP Man
over a year ago
Newcastle and Gateshead |
charming!!! tut tut tut....
people just don't believe i have never measured my bits!!! 
at the end of the day, it ain't going to change what i have... and how i use it... 
there i am trying to be mr nice guy... and my reptutation is being slandered...
so.. here is a support group idea...
please sign up if you have never measured ya bits.... or am i a freak in a group of 1......
signed.....
mortified of tyneside.... |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"charming!!! tut tut tut....
people just don't believe i have never measured my bits!!!
at the end of the day, it ain't going to change what i have... and how i use it...
there i am trying to be mr nice guy... and my reptutation is being slandered...
so.. here is a support group idea...
please sign up if you have never measured ya bits.... or am i a freak in a group of 1......
signed.....
mortified of tyneside...."
in answer to the thread title.....yes FABIO YA DO  |
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"I even measured my fist the other day. Another bloke commented how small it was so I came over all insecure 
I hasten to add this was in a general conversation, not something, ahem, intimate..."
i have measured my fist because i was curious about the size of someone elses bits |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"charming!!! tut tut tut....
people just don't believe i have never measured my bits!!!
at the end of the day, it ain't going to change what i have... and how i use it...
there i am trying to be mr nice guy... and my reptutation is being slandered...
so.. here is a support group idea...
please sign up if you have never measured ya bits.... or am i a freak in a group of 1......
signed.....
mortified of tyneside...."
I believe ya |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Me too and then id add another 2 inches to the result "
1.first times that number by 2
2. ADD 5
3. Times that number by 50
4. i'll wait till you get a calculator,lol,
5. Now if you've already had your birthday this year ADD 1761...if not ADD 1760....
6. Ok Subtract the 4 Digit year you was born number..(eg 1990)etc
7. You should now end up witha..3 Digit number.OK?
That number should satisfy a few
Wolf |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"i deliberately use women with small faces for my pics...
It helps if their feet were bound and their hands are small to preserve a sense of scale too
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am off to china or something |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Me too and then id add another 2 inches to the result
1.first times that number by 2
2. ADD 5
3. Times that number by 50
4. i'll wait till you get a calculator,lol,
5. Now if you've already had your birthday this year ADD 1761...if not ADD 1760....
6. Ok Subtract the 4 Digit year you was born number..(eg 1990)etc
7. You should now end up witha..3 Digit number.OK?
That number should satisfy a few
Wolf"
Is it 42? wow! im loving my cock |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"i deliberately use women with small faces for my pics...
It helps if their feet were bound and their hands are small to preserve a sense of scale too
am off to china or something"
don't forget to wear a thai
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Me too and then id add another 2 inches to the result
1.first times that number by 2
2. ADD 5
3. Times that number by 50
4. i'll wait till you get a calculator,lol,
5. Now if you've already had your birthday this year ADD 1761...if not ADD 1760....
6. Ok Subtract the 4 Digit year you was born number..(eg 1990)etc
7. You should now end up witha..3 Digit number.OK?
That number should satisfy a few
Wolf
Is it 42? wow! im loving my cock "
pmsl |
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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
"Me too and then id add another 2 inches to the result
1.first times that number by 2
2. ADD 5
3. Times that number by 50
4. i'll wait till you get a calculator,lol,
5. Now if you've already had your birthday this year ADD 1761...if not ADD 1760....
6. Ok Subtract the 4 Digit year you was born number..(eg 1990)etc
7. You should now end up witha..3 Digit number.OK?
That number should satisfy a few
Wolf
Is it 42? wow! im loving my cock "
You must pay more attention in maths .. see me in my office later,.. or its detention for you young lady,..
42 isn't three digits ..
now 420 that is impressive. 0.42 not so.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Me too and then id add another 2 inches to the result
1.first times that number by 2
2. ADD 5
3. Times that number by 50
4. i'll wait till you get a calculator,lol,
5. Now if you've already had your birthday this year ADD 1761...if not ADD 1760....
6. Ok Subtract the 4 Digit year you was born number..(eg 1990)etc
7. You should now end up witha..3 Digit number.OK?
That number should satisfy a few
Wolf
Is it 42? wow! im loving my cock
You must pay more attention in maths .. see me in my office later,.. or its detention for you young lady,..
42 isn't three digits ..
now 420 that is impressive. 0.42 not so. "
Thinking I would need more than 3 digits for one that was 420 |
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