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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If your looking for a friend with benefits or a club buddy or both place your AD here and what you are looking for let's see how many vacancies we can fill  "
My ex is looking for a new cleaner
Must be especially good at cleaning floors
Some heavy lifting involved |
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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago
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Wanted! Female FB or FWB. Must enjoy my cooking, my humour, my music and me in general. Having a 4WD pick up truck is desirable.
Please apply within and send photo of the truck! |
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I would like to add my CV !!
My FB should enjoy ......
Far flung exotic locations.
Red Wine.
Dogs.
Peanut Butter.
Baked beans.
Digestives.
Dance Music.
An ability to swear if needed.
West Ham Utd.
DJ'ing .
Tea.
Skinny dipping.
Horse Racing .
Fish n Chips by the seaside .
Biking .
Walking .
And , of course , Pizza !!
Not too much to ask is it ??  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Exceptional lady wanted for fun filled frollicks in and around the bedroom. A phenomenal ass and boobs are desired but not essential, but I would ask that you have a can do attitude and that you aren't afraid of getting your hands dirty. A previous knowledge of a man's anatomy is also desired but not essential as on the job training is given.
PM me if interested and I'll take down your particulars and invite you along for a trial run.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Looking for a fwb/club buddy
Must be able to handle my randomness and psychotic episodes.
Must like bacon, roadtrips and my singing (humour me) like to cuddle, might just cry at random. Don't be alarmed if I threaten to set you on fire and push you off a cliff. Might say it, I won't actually do it
I am quite nice really |
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"FWB required.
Must like cheese, and sex.
Or sexy cheese.. Or cheesy sex.
I'm a made honestly but I'm loyal.
Yep my only attribute.
In the words of a message I just received.
'Hit me up'"
Mare, not a made. See? I told you so |
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"Wanted female friend with benefits/ club buddy slim to medium build who likes a laugh and isn't too dominant please apply in all instances to my inbox all applications considered "
Ah what a shame I was after a male club buddy but over 6ft tall. |
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"Wanted female friend with benefits/ club buddy slim to medium build who likes a laugh and isn't too dominant please apply in all instances to my inbox all applications considered
Ah what a shame I was after a male club buddy but over 6ft tall. "
Well if you borrow me some heels that would make me a bit taller?   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wanted.
Fella with petrol tools to de-junglyfy my "garden"
Do you mean the garden garden or the lady garden? xx"
The garden.
If I meant the lady garden, I'd have said as much. |
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"Wanted.
Fella with petrol tools to de-junglyfy my "garden"
Do you mean the garden garden or the lady garden? xx
The garden.
If I meant the lady garden, I'd have said as much. "
Well I do have a strimmer? X |
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