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Fucking Pilchards!!

By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man over a year ago

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Now I'm really mad !! Guess who has left a tin of fuckin pilchards OPEN in the works fridge so that now everything else stinks like fuck of it .

Apples , Bananas, Pork Pies , Cheese .

Every fucking thing reaks of Fish ffs , and I've had to throw it all out , and then he has the audacity to whinge at me for chucking it all !! I swear the cunt does it on purpose to wind me up !!

Fucking Cockwomble !!.

Rant Over .

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Eeew.

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By *ineMan over a year ago

In cave behind a waterfall on a hill

I'm rather glad it didn't go where I thought it might

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man over a year ago

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"I'm rather glad it didn't go where I thought it might

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I dont do gross threads like that lol .

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The mans a heathen!

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By *ed-monkeyCouple over a year ago

Hailsham

This wouldn't by any chance be your boss would it?

You never grumble or rant about him

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Tinned fish... (shudders) in the same league as tripe!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wasnt me...

Phew

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By *izzymonkeyMan over a year ago

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I thought this was a thread about...ichthyophilia.....

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man over a year ago

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"This wouldn't by any chance be your boss would it?

You never grumble or rant about him

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How did you guess

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man over a year ago

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"I thought this was a thread about...ichthyophilia.....

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Let's not go there

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man over a year ago

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"Wasnt me...

Phew "
Good to hear

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can you put the tin in his office?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Deep breaths sweet pea! Deep breaths!!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man over a year ago

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"Can you put the tin in his office?

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There is no office , just the shop

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

All a bit fishy this thread

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man over a year ago

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"Deep breaths sweet pea! Deep breaths!!

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Haha cheers you xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Who the fuck eats pilchards?

Apart from cats

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"Who the fuck eats pilchards?

Apart from cats"

1970s school children

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man over a year ago

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"Who the fuck eats pilchards?

Apart from cats"
I know . Guys a freak !!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man over a year ago

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"Who the fuck eats pilchards?

Apart from cats

1970s school children

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I dont ever recall eating them even that far back

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don't know some people too posh to eat pilchards. Us poor souls have t olive of them and beans.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Who the fuck eats pilchards?

Apart from cats"

I prefer mackerel.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Who did it

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man over a year ago

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"Who did it

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Do you need to ask

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man over a year ago

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"Who the fuck eats pilchards?

Apart from cats

I prefer mackerel.

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Noted

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Who did it

Do you need to ask

Was it you

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man over a year ago

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"Who did it

Do you need to ask

Was it you

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It was my lovely , caring , thoughtful boss

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By *iss SJWoman over a year ago

Hull

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man over a year ago

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That about sums it up

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By *imbo59seMan over a year ago

North Norfolk

"Can you put the tin in his office?

There is no office , just the shop

Don't suppose you can hide it in his car, ideally when the car is in the sun

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"Who the fuck eats pilchards?

Apart from cats

1970s school children

I dont ever recall eating them even that far back

Was a regular feature on my junior school menu usually swimming in tomato sauce/juice

I've eaten worse to be fair

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man over a year ago

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"Can you put the tin in his office?

There is no office , just the shop

Don't suppose you can hide it in his car, ideally when the car is in the sun

"
Haha you're evil . I like it

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man over a year ago

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"Who the fuck eats pilchards?

Apart from cats

1970s school children

I dont ever recall eating them even that far back

Was a regular feature on my junior school menu usually swimming in tomato sauce/juice

I've eaten worse to be fair"
Same here . French Cheese for starters . Oh and Sprouts

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By *imbo59seMan over a year ago

North Norfolk

"Can you put the tin in his office?

There is no office , just the shop

Don't suppose you can hide it in his car, ideally when the car is in the sun

Haha you're evil . I like it

One of my ex bosses had to give his company car back when he got made redundant after a dodgy selection process, the car going to his replacement (who was a complete tw*t). 2 litres of milk soaked into the carpets, including the boot area. Car left for 2 weeks in the summer sun!

That was nice

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man over a year ago

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"Can you put the tin in his office?

There is no office , just the shop

Don't suppose you can hide it in his car, ideally when the car is in the sun

Haha you're evil . I like it

That was nice

"
Eeeeeeewwwww

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By *randMrsPCouple over a year ago

Nr Salisbury

You lost us at bananas in the fridge...!

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By *a LunaWoman over a year ago

South

I think you need compensating for working there

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Now I'm really mad !! Guess who has left a tin of fuckin pilchards OPEN in the works fridge so that now everything else stinks like fuck of it .

Apples , Bananas, Pork Pies , Cheese .

Every fucking thing reaks of Fish ffs , and I've had to throw it all out , and then he has the audacity to whinge at me for chucking it all !! I swear the cunt does it on purpose to wind me up !!

Fucking Cockwomble !!.

Rant Over ."

Ewwww

this made me laugh

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Buy him.a tin of tuna and tell him its 2019!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man over a year ago

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"Buy him.a tin of tuna and tell him its 2019!"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nout worse than going to the fridge for that one treat you allow yourself and some swampdonkey has put a half eaten tuna sarnie in there.

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By *ouis CyphreMan over a year ago

The Midlands

Your boss sounds like a right pilchard

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

They should be arrested, for eating something so vile.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You lost us at bananas in the fridge...! "

On a hot day I like to stick a chilled banana up my rectum. I thought everyone did this.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

On the plus side, I LOVE pilchards.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"On the plus side, I LOVE pilchards.

Can Sweary have a pay rise?

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By *tudiousPipWoman over a year ago

W Yorks

When I broke my hand while sleepwalking (that's another story) I opened a tin of tuna and accidentally sloshed tuna juice into my cast.

By the 3rd day I couldn't sleep in the same room as my own arm cos it smelled so bad. I had to go to hospital and beg them to replace the cast.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man over a year ago

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"When I broke my hand while sleepwalking (that's another story) I opened a tin of tuna and accidentally sloshed tuna juice into my cast.

By the 3rd day I couldn't sleep in the same room as my own arm cos it smelled so bad. I had to go to hospital and beg them to replace the cast."
Eewwww lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Now I'm really mad !! Guess who has left a tin of fuckin pilchards OPEN in the works fridge so that now everything else stinks like fuck of it .

Apples , Bananas, Pork Pies , Cheese .

Every fucking thing reaks of Fish ffs , and I've had to throw it all out , and then he has the audacity to whinge at me for chucking it all !! I swear the cunt does it on purpose to wind me up !!

Fucking Cockwomble !!.

Rant Over ."

Oh dear OP, at least if he is winding you up you got your own back (smiles)..

Cockwomble ( you made me giggle) never heard that one before

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man over a year ago

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"Now I'm really mad !! Guess who has left a tin of fuckin pilchards OPEN in the works fridge so that now everything else stinks like fuck of it .

Apples , Bananas, Pork Pies , Cheese .

Every fucking thing reaks of Fish ffs , and I've had to throw it all out , and then he has the audacity to whinge at me for chucking it all !! I swear the cunt does it on purpose to wind me up !!

Fucking Cockwomble !!.

Rant Over .

Oh dear OP, at least if he is winding you up you got your own back (smiles)..

Cockwomble ( you made me giggle) never heard that one before

"
Thankyou

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