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Heard a guy in Bath chatting a girl up, could see he was all flustered...poor chap.
All he could muster was "do you like food?!"
Nearly fell off my seat  |
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"A friend of mine came out with this classic line when trying to flirt with a girl at the weekend.
What have been the worst attempts to flirt you have done/witnessed? "
When I first had my head shaved the hairdresser said to me 'you're lucky, you have a good shaped head'. I was just like erm.....thanks? |
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""What a smashing blouse you have on!"
Yaaaaaas!! Anything Rik related is guaranteed to work!"
Ah yes Bottom and Red Dwarf you can't beat em thier classics  |
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"I knew a guy who broght cake into the office for his birthday. He offered some to a lady he liked in the hope of starting up a conversation by saying "You look like you like cake..." "
I shouldn’t have laughed as much as I did at that. I think this is a mistake I would make accidentally! |
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