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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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My partner loves to put people in boxes according to their cars.
for example, if you drive a mercedes you are a freemason or if you drive an Audi (A5) you must be a arsehole, pushy and agressive.a big 4x4, you have a small dick.
bigger engines, smaller cock ect.
he is well equipped and drives a yaris.
so now i am gonna put in all my messages..."please enclose a cock and car photo" see if his therory is correct. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Your theory is alas flawed
Well my last car was a Peugeot 407 estate and my current is a Citroen DS3.
Alas my cock didn't get any bigger during the downsizing (or since for that matter)  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My partner loves to put people in boxes according to their cars.
for example, if you drive a mercedes you are a freemason or if you drive an Audi (A5) you must be a arsehole, pushy and agressive.a big 4x4, you have a small dick.
bigger engines, smaller cock ect.
he is well equipped and drives a yaris.
so now i am gonna put in all my messages..."please enclose a cock and car photo" see if his therory is correct."
What car do you drive then?
I have a 1.2 Renault Clio |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I tend to normally have a few cars.. what does that say about me.
Just selling my car, as going back to a subaru...
I tend to have a variety as like to have a choice. Once I have a drive I'll have something topless, and something family too.
But your theory is flawed... As Master has a big car, and big engine and is well equipped and talented and most of the guys from car clubs I know have fast powerful cars and are also well hung and talented... .
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"oh god rover 75 what does that make me "
sensible..  good cars, cheap to buy, and maintain.. all because of a bad reputation that isnt even earned..
oh and actually they are extremely nice to drive. if its the diesel its got the 2.0 bmw engine in it so very reliable too
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I drive a Vauxhall Corsa so does a small engine for a woman equate to a big clit  "
No, someone who knows her place in the world.... I'll just be off now ok..  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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First car was green MGBGT then; Escort, Vauxhall Carlton, Kawasaki KDX 125, 4 No VW Golf GTDs, orange and white VW Camper, Vauxhall Zafira, Alfa Romeo 156 2.4 JTD estate, Mitsubishi Warrior, Honda CRV (old shape) Mini Cooper, Honda CRV (new shape) .... now Mercedes coupe, which turned me neither into a Freemason or a cock  |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
"Kia Sorento, and it's passed the 'bonnet shag' test!!
Would have passed it twice if it wasn't for flamin midges!!   "
Read that as "midgets" gave me a bit of a shock pmsl
Focus 1.8 here....keep meaning to try bonnet test but car is too filthy lol |
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By *empnbunkCouple
over a year ago
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"as a profesional driver i can tell you any male driving a german car is just a cock and for the purposes of this post lexus count as german as there just mercedes copies "
absolutely nowt wrong with german....extremely reliable (vw passat) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My partner loves to put people in boxes according to their cars.
for example, if you drive a mercedes you are a freemason or if you drive an Audi (A5) you must be a arsehole, pushy and agressive.a big 4x4, you have a small dick.
bigger engines, smaller cock ect.
he is well equipped and drives a yaris.
so now i am gonna put in all my messages..."please enclose a cock and car photo" see if his therory is correct."
A nice theory but I change my car every 3 years and had big and small. And fortunately my cock has always stopped the same.
If it were true would the size of the hatch on a woman's car be related to her hoo hoo? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I dont drive but im happy for jay to chauffeur me round in the jag or the mr2 what does that make me"
isnt it lovely being chauffeured around in the jag.. Back seats are great for on the move fun too.
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"I dont drive but im happy for jay to chauffeur me round in the jag or the mr2 what does that make me
isnt it lovely being chauffeured around in the jag.. Back seats are great for on the move fun too.
cali "
Think where having a new car soon(notice i said we lol), but hes just bought his ex wife a bmw convertable for her birthday so i dont want one of those. Cant remember what he said there was three, mercedes, bmw and another but im crap with cars |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I love my cars.. and to me its more than just for getting me from a-b.
I wouldnt say I judge a meet on his car.. but I will happily advise him if I think his car is naff.. lol
Cali |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Jaguar, that was the third one another jaguar, but i dont like the back of the new ones"
ohh I will have to agree to disagree.. although if I was buying a brand new car it would be an alfa spider v6
So sensible lol actually maybe not.. erm.. I am terrible when deciding what car to buy. I go out to buy one..and come back with something totally different. But I really like what I call drivers cars.
Would like a mx5 for a track toy... did love the effect my battered old rangerover had on people though.. they just assume you cant drive because it has dents.. not that I brought it like that as I wanted it for pulling a car and going off roading.
Although others do treat you different in different cars. I had a bmw couple and an alfa at the same time.. and I drive no different in either car.. yet I would get abuse or no road manners off people when driving the bmw..
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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This is a cunning way to find out what people drive
Are you a copper?
If you are you have to tell us by law y'know 
They'll be pulling you up next and get you to blow in their thingy you mark my words!
Me? Paranoid? Never!
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By *andKCouple
over a year ago
Norfolk |
hmmmmm on the basis of the OP's suggestions my manhood has changed sevefral times over the last few years had
A discovery
A Toyota 4x4 something or other
An E Class Merc
A 5 Series BMW
2 TT's
A Mazda 6
A Ka
Dagenham Dustbin
Fiat Punto
and some other little tin can that I can't remember the name of
oh boy no wonder I keep changing my trouser size  |
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By *teborahCouple
over a year ago
warrington |
"as a profesional driver i can tell you any male driving a german car is just a cock and for the purposes of this post lexus count as german as there just mercedes copies "
How can you call anyone a cock with a statement like that? |
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By *andKCouple
over a year ago
Norfolk |
"as a profesional driver i can tell you any male driving a german car is just a cock and for the purposes of this post lexus count as german as there just mercedes copies
How can you call anyone a cock with a statement like that? "
oh well with a Merc, a BMW and 2 Audi's my luck must be in at last |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mitsubishi FTO GPx MiVEC, V6, 2.0 Litre, £7,000 of modifications, may be average but lots of throttle, better than most...are we still talking about cars..
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