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Got to pick a pocket or two......

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman  over a year ago

Under the Duvet

If you had to pick a pocket how would you do it?

Stealthly?

Nonchalantly?

Brazenly?

Asking for a friend

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By *orenzoVonMatterhornMan  over a year ago

Lincoln

At gunpoint?

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman  over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"At gunpoint? "

Technically that's mugging....I'm more old school.

I mean my friend is

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By *orenzoVonMatterhornMan  over a year ago

Lincoln


"At gunpoint?

Technically that's mugging....I'm more old school.

I mean my friend is "

Fine Your friend should wait until the person is in a crowd. Plenty of bumping and jostling to mask it... probably. Not that I'd know

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By * Star FilthMan  over a year ago

staplehurst

Stealthy..

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman  over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"At gunpoint?

Technically that's mugging....I'm more old school.

I mean my friend is

Fine Your friend should wait until the person is in a crowd. Plenty of bumping and jostling to mask it... probably. Not that I'd know "

Might just be easier go buy my own silk handkerchief

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By *il FiskMan  over a year ago

sefton

Big hugs!

Make sure you go deep in my pockets, my money is at the bottom

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman  over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Big hugs!

Make sure you go deep in my pockets, my money is at the bottom "

Is that a gold Dubloon or are you just pleased to see me

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By *xperimentalistMan  over a year ago

East Yorkshire

Get a scouser to do it??

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By *izzymonkeyMan  over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

Chloroform......

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By *DreamOfGenieWoman  over a year ago

London

I'd wait till they were asleep and pick the trousers off the bedroom floor

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By *il FiskMan  over a year ago

sefton


"Big hugs!

Make sure you go deep in my pockets, my money is at the bottom

Is that a gold Dubloon or are you just pleased to see me "

Just pleased!!

It'll be worth it for the 75p I've got in my pocket

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Brazenly. To one of those weak at the sight of a woman type men.

I'd look him straight in the eyes as I shove my hand in his pocket and nick his wallet before saying thanks and walking away.

Wee bit cleavage and a touch of confidence is all it takes.

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By *lfacatMan  over a year ago

Cumbria

Nonchalantly, with a flick of the wrist and knowing smile as I walk away!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'd say "yo, pocket-rocket, come ere girly" and I'd pick her up and sweep her off her feet

P

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By *lfacatMan  over a year ago

Cumbria

Oh, and I’d touch the brim of me stove pipe hat!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Go to the pocket shop and pick one out from there. You can't really say what they're like online

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By *ophieslutTV/TS  over a year ago

Central

Many work in teams. There's apparently one system where something like a liquid gets onto you and they rush to help clean you (out). Distraction techniques essentially. I don't know how hands can get into clothing without awareness, except for lots of practice. I'm sure I'd be obvious and clumsy

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By *airyChestedDaveMan  over a year ago

Liverpool

Stealthily

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By *nabelle21Woman  over a year ago

B38

I'm clumsy so stealth wouldn't work. I'd be a crap pick pocketer

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By *inky-MinxWoman  over a year ago

Grantham


"Might just be easier go buy my own silk handkerchief "

Make your nose run then and they should offer you their hanky. Then leggit

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'd wait till they were asleep and pick the trousers off the bedroom floor "

No sleepovers if we ever meet

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Rear naked first

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman  over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Oh, and I’d touch the brim of me stove pipe hat! "

Gotta love a stove pipe

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman  over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Might just be easier go buy my own silk handkerchief

Make your nose run then and they should offer you their hanky. Then leggit "

I like your thinking

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