I tend to go for long run sweary sentences. Almost always created on the spur of the moment but the polite versions are committed to memory for when actual cursing is not the best idea.

"Sock tucking, motherhugging, son of a very nice lady" is my personal favourite.

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By *anejohnkent6263Couple over a year ago

canterbury

James blunt or he's a right James

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By *moothdickMan over a year ago

stoke

Cunt or bollocks

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fucking wanking cunt, applies to either sex you see!!

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By *thwalescplCouple over a year ago

brecon

Fuck.

But my favourite insult is...

Scum-sucking mollusc

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By *thena123Woman over a year ago

Swansea

I've gotten into a habit of saying "sweet baby jesus" now as my son kept shouting, fucking fuck fuck when ever he hurt himself or did something wrong....never knew he was paying Any attention to me...kids eh!!!

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By *luebell888Woman over a year ago

Glasgowish

I do not swear although sometimes let a shit slip out.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Effing stupid numpty followed by fist shaking and stream of very colourful words

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By *cott73Man over a year ago

brighton

"Cunt. Covers all bases.

It's so versatile isn't it?

Never found a situation where its use hasn't improved the conversation!

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By *parkle1974Woman over a year ago

Leeds

Twatwaffle...

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By *2and3quartersWoman over a year ago

Bumbletown

"Cunty Bollocks....

This ^^^

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By *iss SJWoman over a year ago

Hull

I say Fuck Pigs quite a lot or cock! cock! cock! or Bondage when I’m at work as it’s not officially swearing and I’ve used it since I was a teenager

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Favourite one for driving , bellend followed by Dickhead . Foavourite in general , Fuck . Can’t go wrong and so many uses ,

Off,, You , me ,it etc

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fucktard a wonderful conglomeration of fuckwitt and retard.

Bollocks is also so versatile.......bollocks to this or that,that's bollocksed,that's the bollocks,your talking bollocks and then just plain oh bollocks.

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

mines got to be fuck..fuck me...fuck off..fuck everything..for fucks sake...not very ladylike but then I'm no lady

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By *uck-RogersMan over a year ago

Oakhill

Merde. or caca.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fucknugget or dipshidiot

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By *unloversCouple over a year ago

rotherham

Bollox is also my favourite

No idea why

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By *ornyhuntMan over a year ago

manchester

Fucktard has to be up there in top 5 ??

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

"Chuffing hell....."

Love that!

I still say it from my Yorkshire days. Chuffing hell fire actually.

I don’t really swear but I have been known to say shit-buggar-bastard under my breath. At myself obviously

I’ve been told I swear when I drive but I really don’t recall that

I like the word bollocks though

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bollocks!

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By *eeshelleTV/TS over a year ago

Marlow

Oh Flip

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan over a year ago

Northampton

The

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just a simple fuck

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By *MP3Man over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

Honking jam-rag fucking spunk-bubble has become a favourite phrase of mine of late. I especially like to use it when the Vicar pops round for tea.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I didnt swear all that much until starting my current job...

Now the word "Fuck" seems to be my new best friend...followed closely by "Idiots" or "Wankers"

Honestly love my job even though you wouldn't think it Haha

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By *riar BelisseWoman over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

Troglodyte

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By *itty9899Man over a year ago

Craggy Island

C U Next Tuesday or Fuck it.

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By *unloversCouple over a year ago

rotherham

Ffs

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Absofuckinglutely! I can get away with that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fuck its like the swiss army knife of swears many uses

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By *acktar74Man over a year ago

leeds

Concuntingcusion. What i said i got when I banged my head

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Motherfucker.... said like Samuel L Jackson for bonus points

Though bellend has its uses in many situations

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By *ady LickWoman over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I rarely swear so when I do it's got to be worth it. Cunty wank stain being a favourite

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cunt, all day long!

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By *unonly10Man over a year ago

liverpool

"Cunt, all day long!"
i agree cunt is by far my favourite

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By *he Mac LassWoman over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

They each have a use and their merit. If things are really bad though I have been known to declare 'Mary' quite randomly. I use it in the context of a swear and it's quite satisfying.

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By *lorious hole bs16Man over a year ago

Bristol

I rarely swear,apart from when having sex..Then it's usually You dirty fucker..

However I recently found myself saying;"What a bastard" while watching a controlling bully on corry, my 26 yr old son was shocked as he hadn't heard me use such language..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Arsetrumpeting cockwombling clusterfuckery

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Another fan of Cunt here

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By *rith47Man over a year ago

Erith

Would be FFS!! I say it constantly.

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By *100Man over a year ago

Essex

Wanker I use it in car all the time to other drivers and even though they can't hear me the clenched fist shake is sign language everyone understands.

Can't believe no one else said wanker lol.

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By *asilForty77Man over a year ago

a hundred and sixty of us living in a small shoebox in the middle of the road

Mother Licker

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fuck...I say fuck too much...

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

I haven't fucking got one